Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Rugged Palau
Jellyfishes left alone
tamed, losing its sting

Such grace, such beauty!
looking through its clear bloodstream
dancing in my hand
Haiku # 15465, October 7, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by jewel1
your guilt will haunt you!
no wrong will correct itself
loud thumping heart beats

(
Haiku # 15464, October 7, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by indiana
the prime fairy dropped
to see its horrible deed
with buttons it flew

(
Haiku # 15463, October 7, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by indiana
time is running out
time's running out of my head
running out of time
Haiku # 15462, October 7, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
it wsn't me Ash
been lots of thrashing taken
but still I submit
Haiku # 15461, October 7, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
that's asking for it
we'd like to see you submit
after a thrashing
Haiku # 15460, October 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ash
automatism
pushing all the wrong buttons
again and again
Haiku # 15459, October 7, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ash
a lonely outpost
with no communication
i have to submit
Haiku # 15458, October 7, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ash
it was a quickie
plain and simple with grunting
pure satisfaction
Haiku # 15293, October 6, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
as the screen flickers
you are gently reminded
how you lost your name
Haiku # 15292, October 6, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
we wage war, my love
in order to zip up those
men who unzips them

(
Haiku # 15291, October 6, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
Neo Paul Bunyan
but for the fire ablazing
grips as vice within
Haiku # 15290, October 6, 2001 8:51 am ET
by jewel1
Genuflex to Nyx
Niobe I shall become
For the Old Glory
Haiku # 15289, October 6, 2001 8:50 am ET
by jewel1
the cause he pursues
perforce by love inspiring
In my shell I weep
Haiku # 15288, October 6, 2001 8:49 am ET
by jewel1
One with the bell's peals
beating secretly within
for his fervor
Haiku # 15287, October 6, 2001 8:48 am ET
by jewel1
read the oracle
of the rainman, who saw
himself actually

(
Haiku # 15286, October 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana
on his bed he plots
what evil to do himself
ceasing to be wise

(
Haiku # 15285, October 6, 2001 6:41 am ET
by indiana
hiding in short skirts
their folly was soon exposed
those skirts fitting them

(..was it a size 42? or 44 you lard ass)
Haiku # 15284, October 6, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
back stabbers gloated
exalting themselves, yet clothe
in shame and disgrace
Haiku # 15283, October 6, 2001 6:25 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15282, October 6, 2001 4:53 am ET
by (i mean bad verse to just bad...)
the black goat drops in
to survey the recent posts....
nothing worth eating
Haiku # 15281, October 6, 2001 4:52 am ET
by (even by goat standards...things have gone from bad to verse...)
contradictory
ignorance venom anger
such a crock of shit
Haiku # 15280, October 5, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by mellie
with so little time
and so much bad haiku puke
overwhelming trash
Haiku # 15279, October 5, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
with so little time
Haiku # 15278, October 5, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by ap

YOU DISAPPOINT ME MOXIE

YOU REALLY DO

GO KILL YOURSELF

AND SAVE THE WORLD

FROM YOUR MISERY
Haiku # 15277, October 5, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by RONIN

NO KINDNESS

RICHLY DESERVES

NO KINDNESS



NO PR

NO PUBLICITY

NO USE IN GOING PUBLIC

Haiku # 15276, October 5, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by RONIN

INGRATES

DISREGARDING KINDNESS

OPTING TO BE ABRASSIVE

TRYING TO BE COOL

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

YOUR KIND DOESNT LAST

BUT IS LEFT TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Haiku # 15275, October 5, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by RONIN

LIBERALS?

BRAIN DEAD DUMBKOFFS

CONTRADICTING BEHAVIOR

GO BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL BIRD BRAINS
Haiku # 15274, October 5, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING SORRY HOBO BAGS
Haiku # 15273, October 5, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING FASCIST RACIST HYPOCRITES

WITH BIG ZERO MORALITY

DEGENERATE FOOLS
Haiku # 15272, October 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by RONIN

this place will go NOWHERE

not in ten thousand years

it should ve been

HOW NOT TO BE IN BUSINESS

D-D-DU=-DUHHHHHH
Haiku # 15271, October 5, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ronin

AND

F R E A K S ! ! !
Haiku # 15270, October 5, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by RONIN

A SITE FULL OF

DEADBEATS

AND

LOSERS

AND

WHACKOS
Haiku # 15269, October 5, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by RONIN

A PLACE FULL OF

IDIOTIC RACIST PERVERTS

WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT DIE
Haiku # 15265, October 5, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by RONIN

YOU STUPID SAINT AND YOUR ILK

SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE WORLD TRADE

TO GREET LADENS PLANES

AND THE WORLD SHALL REJOICE
Haiku # 15264, October 5, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCK YOU "SAINT" OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

YOURE NOT EVEN THE FUCKING INSECT

WORTH TO PEST LADEN
Haiku # 15263, October 5, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by RONIN

.YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHAMELESS SHIT

WHATEVER FUCKING NAME YOU CHOOSE

FACT IS... YOUVE BEEN BUTT-FUCKED
Haiku # 15262, October 5, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ronin

decadent perverts
Haiku # 15260, October 5, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by ronin

..you lazy racist bigot moron
..................race
you cant even feed yourselves
Haiku # 15258, October 5, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by ronin

...fuck you sluthole saint
you dont have the courage
..to give me your address
Haiku # 15257, October 5, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin

.......it was derision,
you took it as attraction
.damn slaving perverts

......,rocky shit vulva
you damn fucking whore
Haiku # 15256, October 5, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ronin

hyprocrital americans
..you suck the world
............dry

....fucking assholes
Haiku # 15255, October 5, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by ronin

what the fuck are you
......trying to say
..........moxie
Haiku # 15254, October 5, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
"I'm trying to save you!"
but fuck off, door to door guy!!!!!!!
And that's the truth!!!!
Haiku # 15252, October 5, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
much beer and wodka
would get my mind to shut up
but I would awake with
the mindless existential headache
the lesson of gothic Godliness
or Calvinistic hypocrisy
Haiku # 15251, October 5, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
With raincoat unzipped
I seek the morning pleasure
of my leaning tree
Haiku # 15250, October 5, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you much ap
I have the beer and vodka
let us celebrate
Haiku # 15249, October 5, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
tumbling warm and wet
scumbled cumulonimbus
precipitating
Haiku # 15248, October 5, 2001 6:30 am ET
by ash
regarding terror
consider the tax return
no i'd rather not
Haiku # 15247, October 5, 2001 6:27 am ET
by ash
Fade - Fading away,
to transparency until
I'm transitory
Haiku # 15246, October 5, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Garik
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