Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
so grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15471, October 8, 2001 12:03 am ET
by jewel1
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
ao grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15470, October 8, 2001 12:02 am ET
by jewel1
moxie- leaning on
mouse while mastrubating-"no
haiku submited"
Haiku # 15469, October 7, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by lee
aS tHe laSt lEaf fAlls
PeAce TucKs iN foR HaRsH WinTeR
fLasH..eXplOsiOn..sMokE...
Haiku # 15468, October 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by goku
Dolphins showing off
hungry for the human touch
plays for just one rub
Haiku # 15467, October 7, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by jewel1
In its depth I dive
peach sea anemone flirts
with the pert clownfish
Haiku # 15466, October 7, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by jewel1
Rugged Palau
Jellyfishes left alone
tamed, losing its sting

Such grace, such beauty!
looking through its clear bloodstream
dancing in my hand
Haiku # 15465, October 7, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by jewel1
your guilt will haunt you!
no wrong will correct itself
loud thumping heart beats

(
Haiku # 15464, October 7, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by indiana
the prime fairy dropped
to see its horrible deed
with buttons it flew

(
Haiku # 15463, October 7, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by indiana
time is running out
time's running out of my head
running out of time
Haiku # 15462, October 7, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
it wsn't me Ash
been lots of thrashing taken
but still I submit
Haiku # 15461, October 7, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
that's asking for it
we'd like to see you submit
after a thrashing
Haiku # 15460, October 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ash
automatism
pushing all the wrong buttons
again and again
Haiku # 15459, October 7, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ash
a lonely outpost
with no communication
i have to submit
Haiku # 15458, October 7, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ash
it was a quickie
plain and simple with grunting
pure satisfaction
Haiku # 15293, October 6, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
as the screen flickers
you are gently reminded
how you lost your name
Haiku # 15292, October 6, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
we wage war, my love
in order to zip up those
men who unzips them

(
Haiku # 15291, October 6, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
Neo Paul Bunyan
but for the fire ablazing
grips as vice within
Haiku # 15290, October 6, 2001 8:51 am ET
by jewel1
Genuflex to Nyx
Niobe I shall become
For the Old Glory
Haiku # 15289, October 6, 2001 8:50 am ET
by jewel1
the cause he pursues
perforce by love inspiring
In my shell I weep
Haiku # 15288, October 6, 2001 8:49 am ET
by jewel1
One with the bell's peals
beating secretly within
for his fervor
Haiku # 15287, October 6, 2001 8:48 am ET
by jewel1
read the oracle
of the rainman, who saw
himself actually

(
Haiku # 15286, October 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana
on his bed he plots
what evil to do himself
ceasing to be wise

(
Haiku # 15285, October 6, 2001 6:41 am ET
by indiana
hiding in short skirts
their folly was soon exposed
those skirts fitting them

(..was it a size 42? or 44 you lard ass)
Haiku # 15284, October 6, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
back stabbers gloated
exalting themselves, yet clothe
in shame and disgrace
Haiku # 15283, October 6, 2001 6:25 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15282, October 6, 2001 4:53 am ET
by (i mean bad verse to just bad...)
the black goat drops in
to survey the recent posts....
nothing worth eating
Haiku # 15281, October 6, 2001 4:52 am ET
by (even by goat standards...things have gone from bad to verse...)
contradictory
ignorance venom anger
such a crock of shit
Haiku # 15280, October 5, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by mellie
with so little time
and so much bad haiku puke
overwhelming trash
Haiku # 15279, October 5, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
with so little time
Haiku # 15278, October 5, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by ap

YOU DISAPPOINT ME MOXIE

YOU REALLY DO

GO KILL YOURSELF

AND SAVE THE WORLD

FROM YOUR MISERY
Haiku # 15277, October 5, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by RONIN

NO KINDNESS

RICHLY DESERVES

NO KINDNESS



NO PR

NO PUBLICITY

NO USE IN GOING PUBLIC

Haiku # 15276, October 5, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by RONIN

INGRATES

DISREGARDING KINDNESS

OPTING TO BE ABRASSIVE

TRYING TO BE COOL

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

YOUR KIND DOESNT LAST

BUT IS LEFT TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Haiku # 15275, October 5, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by RONIN

LIBERALS?

BRAIN DEAD DUMBKOFFS

CONTRADICTING BEHAVIOR

GO BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL BIRD BRAINS
Haiku # 15274, October 5, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING SORRY HOBO BAGS
Haiku # 15273, October 5, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING FASCIST RACIST HYPOCRITES

WITH BIG ZERO MORALITY

DEGENERATE FOOLS
Haiku # 15272, October 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by RONIN

this place will go NOWHERE

not in ten thousand years

it should ve been

HOW NOT TO BE IN BUSINESS

D-D-DU=-DUHHHHHH
Haiku # 15271, October 5, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ronin

AND

F R E A K S ! ! !
Haiku # 15270, October 5, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by RONIN

A SITE FULL OF

DEADBEATS

AND

LOSERS

AND

WHACKOS
Haiku # 15269, October 5, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by RONIN

A PLACE FULL OF

IDIOTIC RACIST PERVERTS

WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT DIE
Haiku # 15265, October 5, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by RONIN

YOU STUPID SAINT AND YOUR ILK

SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE WORLD TRADE

TO GREET LADENS PLANES

AND THE WORLD SHALL REJOICE
Haiku # 15264, October 5, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCK YOU "SAINT" OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

YOURE NOT EVEN THE FUCKING INSECT

WORTH TO PEST LADEN
Haiku # 15263, October 5, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by RONIN

.YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHAMELESS SHIT

WHATEVER FUCKING NAME YOU CHOOSE

FACT IS... YOUVE BEEN BUTT-FUCKED
Haiku # 15262, October 5, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ronin

decadent perverts
Haiku # 15260, October 5, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by ronin

..you lazy racist bigot moron
..................race
you cant even feed yourselves
Haiku # 15258, October 5, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by ronin

...fuck you sluthole saint
you dont have the courage
..to give me your address
Haiku # 15257, October 5, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin

.......it was derision,
you took it as attraction
.damn slaving perverts

......,rocky shit vulva
you damn fucking whore
Haiku # 15256, October 5, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ronin

hyprocrital americans
..you suck the world
............dry

....fucking assholes
Haiku # 15255, October 5, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by ronin

what the fuck are you
......trying to say
..........moxie
Haiku # 15254, October 5, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
"I'm trying to save you!"
but fuck off, door to door guy!!!!!!!
And that's the truth!!!!
Haiku # 15252, October 5, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
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