Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

maggies cheeks are sweet
she moves her arse knowingly
little boxer bitch
Haiku # 15478, October 8, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie,my box's not shallow :-)
the great whale leaping
forming a rainbow at sea
resplendent splashes

(you juz couldn't resist that can you?
your petty nom de guerre will never
work...that's it, just write on similar
lines, you are shallow anyway)
Haiku # 15477, October 8, 2001 6:36 am ET
by jewel1
I had a cat once
looked like a little tiger
then I smashed its face

broke its little ribs
when I stopped the car to look
dying eyes still loved
Haiku # 15476, October 8, 2001 3:32 am ET
by mellie
Like a pittbull once
the bulldog's face all mashed in
with an upturned nose
Haiku # 15475, October 8, 2001 2:29 am ET
by jewel1
Boxer's cheek drooping
to the ground so magnetized
its face leaning right
Haiku # 15474, October 8, 2001 2:25 am ET
by jewel1
laid deep and buried
the truth of his own folly
silent shame to bear

(
Haiku # 15473, October 8, 2001 2:03 am ET
by indiana
A sAnDcaStle bUilt
sO muCh To bE aSpireD foR
All teMpoRarY
Haiku # 15472, October 8, 2001 1:33 am ET
by goku
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
so grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15471, October 8, 2001 12:03 am ET
by jewel1
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
ao grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15470, October 8, 2001 12:02 am ET
by jewel1
moxie- leaning on
mouse while mastrubating-"no
haiku submited"
Haiku # 15469, October 7, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by lee
aS tHe laSt lEaf fAlls
PeAce TucKs iN foR HaRsH WinTeR
fLasH..eXplOsiOn..sMokE...
Haiku # 15468, October 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by goku
Dolphins showing off
hungry for the human touch
plays for just one rub
Haiku # 15467, October 7, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by jewel1
In its depth I dive
peach sea anemone flirts
with the pert clownfish
Haiku # 15466, October 7, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by jewel1
Rugged Palau
Jellyfishes left alone
tamed, losing its sting

Such grace, such beauty!
looking through its clear bloodstream
dancing in my hand
Haiku # 15465, October 7, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by jewel1
your guilt will haunt you!
no wrong will correct itself
loud thumping heart beats

(
Haiku # 15464, October 7, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by indiana
the prime fairy dropped
to see its horrible deed
with buttons it flew

(
Haiku # 15463, October 7, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by indiana
time is running out
time's running out of my head
running out of time
Haiku # 15462, October 7, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
it wsn't me Ash
been lots of thrashing taken
but still I submit
Haiku # 15461, October 7, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
that's asking for it
we'd like to see you submit
after a thrashing
Haiku # 15460, October 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ash
automatism
pushing all the wrong buttons
again and again
Haiku # 15459, October 7, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ash
a lonely outpost
with no communication
i have to submit
Haiku # 15458, October 7, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ash
it was a quickie
plain and simple with grunting
pure satisfaction
Haiku # 15293, October 6, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
as the screen flickers
you are gently reminded
how you lost your name
Haiku # 15292, October 6, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
we wage war, my love
in order to zip up those
men who unzips them

(
Haiku # 15291, October 6, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
Neo Paul Bunyan
but for the fire ablazing
grips as vice within
Haiku # 15290, October 6, 2001 8:51 am ET
by jewel1
Genuflex to Nyx
Niobe I shall become
For the Old Glory
Haiku # 15289, October 6, 2001 8:50 am ET
by jewel1
the cause he pursues
perforce by love inspiring
In my shell I weep
Haiku # 15288, October 6, 2001 8:49 am ET
by jewel1
One with the bell's peals
beating secretly within
for his fervor
Haiku # 15287, October 6, 2001 8:48 am ET
by jewel1
read the oracle
of the rainman, who saw
himself actually

(
Haiku # 15286, October 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana
on his bed he plots
what evil to do himself
ceasing to be wise

(
Haiku # 15285, October 6, 2001 6:41 am ET
by indiana
hiding in short skirts
their folly was soon exposed
those skirts fitting them

(..was it a size 42? or 44 you lard ass)
Haiku # 15284, October 6, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
back stabbers gloated
exalting themselves, yet clothe
in shame and disgrace
Haiku # 15283, October 6, 2001 6:25 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15282, October 6, 2001 4:53 am ET
by (i mean bad verse to just bad...)
the black goat drops in
to survey the recent posts....
nothing worth eating
Haiku # 15281, October 6, 2001 4:52 am ET
by (even by goat standards...things have gone from bad to verse...)
contradictory
ignorance venom anger
such a crock of shit
Haiku # 15280, October 5, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by mellie
with so little time
and so much bad haiku puke
overwhelming trash
Haiku # 15279, October 5, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
with so little time
Haiku # 15278, October 5, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by ap

YOU DISAPPOINT ME MOXIE

YOU REALLY DO

GO KILL YOURSELF

AND SAVE THE WORLD

FROM YOUR MISERY
Haiku # 15277, October 5, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by RONIN

NO KINDNESS

RICHLY DESERVES

NO KINDNESS



NO PR

NO PUBLICITY

NO USE IN GOING PUBLIC

Haiku # 15276, October 5, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by RONIN

INGRATES

DISREGARDING KINDNESS

OPTING TO BE ABRASSIVE

TRYING TO BE COOL

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

YOUR KIND DOESNT LAST

BUT IS LEFT TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Haiku # 15275, October 5, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by RONIN

LIBERALS?

BRAIN DEAD DUMBKOFFS

CONTRADICTING BEHAVIOR

GO BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL BIRD BRAINS
Haiku # 15274, October 5, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING SORRY HOBO BAGS
Haiku # 15273, October 5, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING FASCIST RACIST HYPOCRITES

WITH BIG ZERO MORALITY

DEGENERATE FOOLS
Haiku # 15272, October 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by RONIN

this place will go NOWHERE

not in ten thousand years

it should ve been

HOW NOT TO BE IN BUSINESS

D-D-DU=-DUHHHHHH
Haiku # 15271, October 5, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ronin

AND

F R E A K S ! ! !
Haiku # 15270, October 5, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by RONIN

A SITE FULL OF

DEADBEATS

AND

LOSERS

AND

WHACKOS
Haiku # 15269, October 5, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by RONIN

A PLACE FULL OF

IDIOTIC RACIST PERVERTS

WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT DIE
Haiku # 15265, October 5, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by RONIN

YOU STUPID SAINT AND YOUR ILK

SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE WORLD TRADE

TO GREET LADENS PLANES

AND THE WORLD SHALL REJOICE
Haiku # 15264, October 5, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCK YOU "SAINT" OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

YOURE NOT EVEN THE FUCKING INSECT

WORTH TO PEST LADEN
Haiku # 15263, October 5, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by RONIN

.YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHAMELESS SHIT

WHATEVER FUCKING NAME YOU CHOOSE

FACT IS... YOUVE BEEN BUTT-FUCKED
Haiku # 15262, October 5, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ronin
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