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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
photodocument
the moment caught in a flash
happened in the past
Haiku # 15574 October 9, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ash
my smart metaphor
touches a literal nerve
amidst the decay
Haiku # 15573 October 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
photos document
what time wilfully ignores
when memory fades
Haiku # 15572 October 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by jewel1
Such sweet sacrifice
floras in their beings will
dying, to give life
Haiku # 15571 October 9, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
a precious flower
blooms resplendent for a while
until it decays
Haiku # 15570 October 9, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ash

rEcenT eVentS HaVe
SpLIt mox'S pErSonaLity
InTo hAlvEs - mox, LEE
Haiku # 15569 October 9, 2001 8:09 am ET
by goku
Shampoo, pink fur dye
dental floss, toothbrush, pink shades
it looked just insane
Haiku # 15568 October 9, 2001 5:42 am ET
by jewel1
"Why was I made a Cat,
when I shall become a man?"
Ribbons, bonnet, bed.
Haiku # 15567 October 9, 2001 5:40 am ET
by jewel1
Looking at its paws,
musing, for what good reason
it had to lose them
Haiku # 15566 October 9, 2001 5:38 am ET
by jewel1
Persian denailed, slid
soft paws helplessly holding
its face hit the wall
Haiku # 15565 October 9, 2001 5:36 am ET
by jewel1
FUck this sh!T haickus are fucking stupid and
yyou people who sit here and write this shit all
day sho=uld be fukking ashamed of your selves
get a fucking life ...haikus get old
write a fuckin novel

Haiku # 15507 October 9, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Haiku fucker
an old poet stoops
to smell the flowers then spits
walks away abhorred
Haiku # 15506 October 9, 2001 12:22 am ET
by goku
too much trivia
not enough pieces of art
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15505 October 8, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
jesus would tell you
not to tell such fucking lies
now fess up moxie
Haiku # 15504 October 8, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
the road less taken
was covered with bones of those
waylaid by the cares of this world
Haiku # 15503 October 8, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Mox
I wish I knew dear
sir, when they come home to stone
and sleep on violence

vegetarian MREs?
what is compassion in war?
but Mordor I see there
Haiku # 15502 October 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
they tumble and toss
cold and unrested mornings
where
Haiku # 15501 October 8, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by indiana
The Kali dancing thing
pulses all around waiting
to end the yuga in a Yugo
Haiku # 15500 October 8, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Flip Flap Flippty flap
Likes to eat seeds
Wakes me up in the morning
That's budgies
Haiku # 15499 October 8, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Booga
Sick Sick Sick like a snopp doggy dog
pour me some gin and neo-citran
and i'll goto bed
Haiku # 15498 October 8, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Boris
Haiku # 15497 October 8, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wounding of the ego
can be rough on all people
competition is the rule sadly
Haiku # 15496 October 8, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Moxie (has been Goku, Lee, PXC)
reacting
read Marcus Arelius
Haiku # 15495 October 8, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Shakes head
Haiku # 15494 October 8, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Mox
lying sack of shit
idiot with a keyboard
that's the way it is
Haiku # 15493 October 8, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
Well, there's a point when I say "I need to leave
here and get a real life" then someone else takes the handle I've used...I have two I use, once as Goku here, and when I come back, same thing...

Wake up call, wasted life on line
Haiku # 15492 October 8, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Are you guys a bit
bored writing haikus all day?
Do you have a life?
Haiku # 15491 October 8, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by IAmTheCaptain
true poetic justice:
that they who plot to ruin
are disgraced and shamed
Haiku # 15490 October 8, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by indiana
your silence is true
as your guilt sticks on the wall
eternal blunder
Haiku # 15489 October 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by indiana
playing both sides of
the street has its own hazards
watch out for traffic
Haiku # 15488 October 8, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ap
oooh, that was nasty
i suspect a writer with
multiple handles
Haiku # 15487 October 8, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ap
what good does it do
to call each other idiots or racists?
it just makes noise
Haiku # 15486 October 8, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
Love your neighbor
do boring Greatest Generation things
love yourself
Haiku # 15485 October 8, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Goku
Everyone needs a scapegoat
Until they realize
They need to live and eat
Haiku # 15484 October 8, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
Nyx is friendlier
than angry critique
because the stars don't talk back

I am who I am
You are who you are
Haiku # 15483 October 8, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Mox
A woman in Afghatistan
can die for getting out of her bounds
and you're free here to ask me to die

Consider your alternatives and join RAWA
Haiku # 15482 October 8, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

THIS ROUND GOES TO JEWEL



...................O
...................J/
...................lL


...............ORALE
Haiku # 15481 October 8, 2001 11:01 am ET
by lone wolf!@themasterlovesyajewelhesjusttendinghisbonsaitomaintainhisusualbalance
educated fool
showing off your ignorance
pitiful foul mouth
Haiku # 15480 October 8, 2001 10:53 am ET
by mellie
Dance in the moonlight
Offer myrrh to goddess Nyx
serendipity

(if you don't get it, just shut up
you don't have to display your
imbecility)
Haiku # 15479 October 8, 2001 7:45 am ET
by jewel1really?sowhyreactifugotmydriftshitmouth
maggies cheeks are sweet
she moves her arse knowingly
little boxer bitch
Haiku # 15478 October 8, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie,my box's not shallow :-)
the great whale leaping
forming a rainbow at sea
resplendent splashes

(you juz couldn't resist that can you?
your petty nom de guerre will never
work...that's it, just write on similar
lines, you are shallow anyway)
Haiku # 15477 October 8, 2001 6:36 am ET
by jewel1
I had a cat once
looked like a little tiger
then I smashed its face

broke its little ribs
when I stopped the car to look
dying eyes still loved
Haiku # 15476 October 8, 2001 3:32 am ET
by mellie
Like a pittbull once
the bulldog's face all mashed in
with an upturned nose
Haiku # 15475 October 8, 2001 2:29 am ET
by jewel1
Boxer's cheek drooping
to the ground so magnetized
its face leaning right
Haiku # 15474 October 8, 2001 2:25 am ET
by jewel1
laid deep and buried
the truth of his own folly
silent shame to bear

(
Haiku # 15473 October 8, 2001 2:03 am ET
by indiana
A sAnDcaStle bUilt
sO muCh To bE aSpireD foR
All teMpoRarY
Haiku # 15472 October 8, 2001 1:33 am ET
by goku
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
so grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15471 October 8, 2001 12:03 am ET
by jewel1
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
ao grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15470 October 8, 2001 12:02 am ET
by jewel1
moxie- leaning on
mouse while mastrubating-"no
haiku submited"
Haiku # 15469 October 7, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by lee
aS tHe laSt lEaf fAlls
PeAce TucKs iN foR HaRsH WinTeR
fLasH..eXplOsiOn..sMokE...
Haiku # 15468 October 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by goku