Shampoo, pink fur dye
dental floss, toothbrush, pink shades
it looked just insane

"Why was I made a Cat,
when I shall become a man?"
Ribbons, bonnet, bed.

Looking at its paws,
musing, for what good reason
it had to lose them

Persian denailed, slid
soft paws helplessly holding
its face hit the wall

FUck this sh!T haickus are fucking stupid and
yyou people who sit here and write this shit all
day sho=uld be fukking ashamed of your selves
get a fucking life ...haikus get old
write a fuckin novel

an old poet stoops
to smell the flowers then spits
walks away abhorred

too much trivia
not enough pieces of art
grandma has a cock

jesus would tell you
not to tell such fucking lies
now fess up moxie

the road less taken
was covered with bones of those
waylaid by the cares of this world

I wish I knew dear
sir, when they come home to stone
and sleep on violence

vegetarian MREs?
what is compassion in war?
but Mordor I see there

they tumble and toss
cold and unrested mornings
where

The Kali dancing thing
pulses all around waiting
to end the yuga in a Yugo

Flip Flap Flippty flap
Likes to eat seeds
Wakes me up in the morning
That's budgies

Sick Sick Sick like a snopp doggy dog
pour me some gin and neo-citran
and i'll goto bed

the wounding of the ego
can be rough on all people
competition is the rule sadly

reacting
read Marcus Arelius

Shakes head

lying sack of shit
idiot with a keyboard
that's the way it is

Well, there's a point when I say "I need to leave
here and get a real life" then someone else takes the handle I've used...I have two I use, once as Goku here, and when I come back, same thing...

Wake up call, wasted life on line

Are you guys a bit
bored writing haikus all day?
Do you have a life?

true poetic justice:
that they who plot to ruin
are disgraced and shamed

your silence is true
as your guilt sticks on the wall
eternal blunder

playing both sides of
the street has its own hazards
watch out for traffic

oooh, that was nasty
i suspect a writer with
multiple handles

what good does it do
to call each other idiots or racists?
it just makes noise

Love your neighbor
do boring Greatest Generation things
love yourself

Everyone needs a scapegoat
Until they realize
They need to live and eat

Nyx is friendlier
than angry critique
because the stars don't talk back

I am who I am
You are who you are

A woman in Afghatistan
can die for getting out of her bounds
and you're free here to ask me to die

Consider your alternatives and join RAWA

THIS ROUND GOES TO JEWEL



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...............ORALE

educated fool
showing off your ignorance
pitiful foul mouth

Dance in the moonlight
Offer myrrh to goddess Nyx
serendipity

(if you don't get it, just shut up
you don't have to display your
imbecility)

maggies cheeks are sweet
she moves her arse knowingly
little boxer bitch

the great whale leaping
forming a rainbow at sea
resplendent splashes

(you juz couldn't resist that can you?
your petty nom de guerre will never
work...that's it, just write on similar
lines, you are shallow anyway)

I had a cat once
looked like a little tiger
then I smashed its face

broke its little ribs
when I stopped the car to look
dying eyes still loved

Like a pittbull once
the bulldog's face all mashed in
with an upturned nose

Boxer's cheek drooping
to the ground so magnetized
its face leaning right

laid deep and buried
the truth of his own folly
silent shame to bear

(

A sAnDcaStle bUilt
sO muCh To bE aSpireD foR
All teMpoRarY

The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
so grotesque, so cute

The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
ao grotesque, so cute

moxie- leaning on
mouse while mastrubating-"no
haiku submited"

aS tHe laSt lEaf fAlls
PeAce TucKs iN foR HaRsH WinTeR
fLasH..eXplOsiOn..sMokE...

Dolphins showing off
hungry for the human touch
plays for just one rub

In its depth I dive
peach sea anemone flirts
with the pert clownfish

Rugged Palau
Jellyfishes left alone
tamed, losing its sting

Such grace, such beauty!
looking through its clear bloodstream
dancing in my hand

your guilt will haunt you!
no wrong will correct itself
loud thumping heart beats

(

the prime fairy dropped
to see its horrible deed
with buttons it flew

(

time is running out
time's running out of my head
running out of time