Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


i brood and brood
just what is "defaced" to be precise
the definition to me seems
to be subjective and
quite restrictive. one man's fun is another's censorable delight. this omen does not sit well...
Haiku # 15586, October 9, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by mox

fuck you AP
you dont tell us
what to do around here

(but deletion is not pretty,
hope this is the last. regardless,
it's still public, cost is immaterial.)
Haiku # 15585, October 9, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by lone wolf

MoX SkTz tHe LeE SkTz
yOu HaVe a PlAce iN ThIs SiTe
SiX fEeT BeLoW DuDe
Haiku # 15584, October 9, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by goku

nO fLoWeRs fOr Me
I aM MiSteR BumBLe Bee
I dO tHe FlOwErs

(i SiP nEctArs, YoU sUcK ScUm)
Haiku # 15583, October 9, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by goku
oops oops oops oops
Two many entries I see
oops oops oops oops
Haiku # 15582, October 9, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Wk
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15581, October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15580, October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
I wish I could set
things right and repair instead
of debate and blush
Haiku # 15579, October 9, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Mox
The last haiku should
Be called, "why I deleted
a bunch of entries"
Haiku # 15578, October 9, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Perhaps you cretins
Out there in haiku land
Should know all of this

I do pay money
For server space etcetera.
This place if for fun

So when you deface
This site and try to break it
I have to fix it

Be considerate....
Haiku # 15577, October 9, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
on the other side
of the machine we don't know
each other's own real lives
Haiku # 15576, October 9, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Mox
in any debris
the best thing to do is make
a new, rebuild, home
Haiku # 15575, October 9, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
photodocument
the moment caught in a flash
happened in the past
Haiku # 15574, October 9, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ash
my smart metaphor
touches a literal nerve
amidst the decay
Haiku # 15573, October 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
photos document
what time wilfully ignores
when memory fades
Haiku # 15572, October 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by jewel1
Such sweet sacrifice
floras in their beings will
dying, to give life
Haiku # 15571, October 9, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
a precious flower
blooms resplendent for a while
until it decays
Haiku # 15570, October 9, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ash

rEcenT eVentS HaVe
SpLIt mox'S pErSonaLity
InTo hAlvEs - mox, LEE
Haiku # 15569, October 9, 2001 8:09 am ET
by goku
Shampoo, pink fur dye
dental floss, toothbrush, pink shades
it looked just insane
Haiku # 15568, October 9, 2001 5:42 am ET
by jewel1
"Why was I made a Cat,
when I shall become a man?"
Ribbons, bonnet, bed.
Haiku # 15567, October 9, 2001 5:40 am ET
by jewel1
Looking at its paws,
musing, for what good reason
it had to lose them
Haiku # 15566, October 9, 2001 5:38 am ET
by jewel1
Persian denailed, slid
soft paws helplessly holding
its face hit the wall
Haiku # 15565, October 9, 2001 5:36 am ET
by jewel1
FUck this sh!T haickus are fucking stupid and
yyou people who sit here and write this shit all
day sho=uld be fukking ashamed of your selves
get a fucking life ...haikus get old
write a fuckin novel

Haiku # 15507, October 9, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Haiku fucker
an old poet stoops
to smell the flowers then spits
walks away abhorred
Haiku # 15506, October 9, 2001 12:22 am ET
by goku
too much trivia
not enough pieces of art
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15505, October 8, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
jesus would tell you
not to tell such fucking lies
now fess up moxie
Haiku # 15504, October 8, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
the road less taken
was covered with bones of those
waylaid by the cares of this world
Haiku # 15503, October 8, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Mox
I wish I knew dear
sir, when they come home to stone
and sleep on violence

vegetarian MREs?
what is compassion in war?
but Mordor I see there
Haiku # 15502, October 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
they tumble and toss
cold and unrested mornings
where
Haiku # 15501, October 8, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by indiana
The Kali dancing thing
pulses all around waiting
to end the yuga in a Yugo
Haiku # 15500, October 8, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Flip Flap Flippty flap
Likes to eat seeds
Wakes me up in the morning
That's budgies
Haiku # 15499, October 8, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Booga
Sick Sick Sick like a snopp doggy dog
pour me some gin and neo-citran
and i'll goto bed
Haiku # 15498, October 8, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Boris
Haiku # 15497, October 8, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wounding of the ego
can be rough on all people
competition is the rule sadly
Haiku # 15496, October 8, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Moxie (has been Goku, Lee, PXC)
reacting
read Marcus Arelius
Haiku # 15495, October 8, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Shakes head
Haiku # 15494, October 8, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Mox
lying sack of shit
idiot with a keyboard
that's the way it is
Haiku # 15493, October 8, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
Well, there's a point when I say "I need to leave
here and get a real life" then someone else takes the handle I've used...I have two I use, once as Goku here, and when I come back, same thing...

Wake up call, wasted life on line
Haiku # 15492, October 8, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Are you guys a bit
bored writing haikus all day?
Do you have a life?
Haiku # 15491, October 8, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by IAmTheCaptain
true poetic justice:
that they who plot to ruin
are disgraced and shamed
Haiku # 15490, October 8, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by indiana
your silence is true
as your guilt sticks on the wall
eternal blunder
Haiku # 15489, October 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by indiana
playing both sides of
the street has its own hazards
watch out for traffic
Haiku # 15488, October 8, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ap
oooh, that was nasty
i suspect a writer with
multiple handles
Haiku # 15487, October 8, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ap
what good does it do
to call each other idiots or racists?
it just makes noise
Haiku # 15486, October 8, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
Love your neighbor
do boring Greatest Generation things
love yourself
Haiku # 15485, October 8, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Goku
Everyone needs a scapegoat
Until they realize
They need to live and eat
Haiku # 15484, October 8, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
Nyx is friendlier
than angry critique
because the stars don't talk back

I am who I am
You are who you are
Haiku # 15483, October 8, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Mox
A woman in Afghatistan
can die for getting out of her bounds
and you're free here to ask me to die

Consider your alternatives and join RAWA
Haiku # 15482, October 8, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

THIS ROUND GOES TO JEWEL



...................O
...................J/
...................lL


...............ORALE
Haiku # 15481, October 8, 2001 11:01 am ET
by lone wolf!@themasterlovesyajewelhesjusttendinghisbonsaitomaintainhisusualbalance
educated fool
showing off your ignorance
pitiful foul mouth
Haiku # 15480, October 8, 2001 10:53 am ET
by mellie
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