Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
lord jesus, forgive
me for fucking with moxie
please send me pussy
Haiku # 15609 October 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap - i pray. reverently. of course.
as I was sleeping
something happened in Seattle
new elevators

(
Haiku # 15608 October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by indiana
i think porno boy
might be a good name, GokU
you wanna try it
Haiku # 15607 October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
holy fucking shit
tell us all you know, moxie
who are these posers
Haiku # 15606 October 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by ap
five mice can't drive cars
fuck me in the ear and call
my name today bitch
Haiku # 15605 October 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by joe of ward
There's more than one
person being someone else
the Net is an open
season for all takers
Haiku # 15604 October 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Nothing is direct-
ed at anyone in par-
ticular ok?
Haiku # 15603 October 9, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Janis
"Defaced" equals, the
Submitting of hundreds of
Empty bad haiku

You know, the type of
Thing that makes the site really
Hard to read and use.

Don't worry my friends
I would never delete verse
Never Never Nev...
Haiku # 15602 October 9, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Janis
these haikus are shit
neither good nor poetic
bad zeros and ones

falling of the rift
certain of uncertainty
schizm of my soul
Haiku # 15601 October 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by soma of farfromafghanistan

okay, okay
we'll just take the punches
for now
Haiku # 15600 October 9, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
duhh, stop it guys really you should
let's just kiss and make up,and
try to make things better,
and do our best to be nicer
Haiku # 15599 October 9, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by mox

go suck moxie's seeds
its the only thing you do
where you most stand out
Haiku # 15598 October 9, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
shut up fucking bitch
I don't add things in brackets
it's in the poem
Haiku # 15597 October 9, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by mellie
when seeds have been sown
fresh blooms will flourish anew
must pull out some weeds
Haiku # 15596 October 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by mellie

shut up you bitch-head
you cant even write poems
all you say is fuck

(much like a dumb-blonde)
Haiku # 15595 October 9, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
hang in there janis
some might rise up from ashes
others badly burnt
Haiku # 15594 October 9, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by mellie
costs nothing for you
no effort no poetry
you've got shit for brains
Haiku # 15593 October 9, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by mellie

mox is the Anonymous Poet
it's his style, he copies names
Haiku # 15592 October 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by ron
all of you, i am
sorry i was such a dick
please, just forgive me
Haiku # 15591 October 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by ronin
Hey Mr. Ronin
You seem like youre rolling
Shut up your droning
Haiku # 15590 October 9, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Fuck you Mox!
Haiku # 15589 October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by AP
go brood elsewhere mox
you dont deface you shit head
you defecate heaps
Haiku # 15588 October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
fuck you too lone wolf
another stinking feral
should be shot on sight
Haiku # 15587 October 9, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by mellie

i brood and brood
just what is "defaced" to be precise
the definition to me seems
to be subjective and
quite restrictive. one man's fun is another's censorable delight. this omen does not sit well...
Haiku # 15586 October 9, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by mox

fuck you AP
you dont tell us
what to do around here

(but deletion is not pretty,
hope this is the last. regardless,
it's still public, cost is immaterial.)
Haiku # 15585 October 9, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by lone wolf

MoX SkTz tHe LeE SkTz
yOu HaVe a PlAce iN ThIs SiTe
SiX fEeT BeLoW DuDe
Haiku # 15584 October 9, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by goku

nO fLoWeRs fOr Me
I aM MiSteR BumBLe Bee
I dO tHe FlOwErs

(i SiP nEctArs, YoU sUcK ScUm)
Haiku # 15583 October 9, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by goku
oops oops oops oops
Two many entries I see
oops oops oops oops
Haiku # 15582 October 9, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Wk
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15581 October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15580 October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
I wish I could set
things right and repair instead
of debate and blush
Haiku # 15579 October 9, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Mox
The last haiku should
Be called, "why I deleted
a bunch of entries"
Haiku # 15578 October 9, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Perhaps you cretins
Out there in haiku land
Should know all of this

I do pay money
For server space etcetera.
This place if for fun

So when you deface
This site and try to break it
I have to fix it

Be considerate....
Haiku # 15577 October 9, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
on the other side
of the machine we don't know
each other's own real lives
Haiku # 15576 October 9, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Mox
in any debris
the best thing to do is make
a new, rebuild, home
Haiku # 15575 October 9, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
photodocument
the moment caught in a flash
happened in the past
Haiku # 15574 October 9, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ash
my smart metaphor
touches a literal nerve
amidst the decay
Haiku # 15573 October 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
photos document
what time wilfully ignores
when memory fades
Haiku # 15572 October 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by jewel1
Such sweet sacrifice
floras in their beings will
dying, to give life
Haiku # 15571 October 9, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
a precious flower
blooms resplendent for a while
until it decays
Haiku # 15570 October 9, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ash

rEcenT eVentS HaVe
SpLIt mox'S pErSonaLity
InTo hAlvEs - mox, LEE
Haiku # 15569 October 9, 2001 8:09 am ET
by goku
Shampoo, pink fur dye
dental floss, toothbrush, pink shades
it looked just insane
Haiku # 15568 October 9, 2001 5:42 am ET
by jewel1
"Why was I made a Cat,
when I shall become a man?"
Ribbons, bonnet, bed.
Haiku # 15567 October 9, 2001 5:40 am ET
by jewel1
Looking at its paws,
musing, for what good reason
it had to lose them
Haiku # 15566 October 9, 2001 5:38 am ET
by jewel1
Persian denailed, slid
soft paws helplessly holding
its face hit the wall
Haiku # 15565 October 9, 2001 5:36 am ET
by jewel1
FUck this sh!T haickus are fucking stupid and
yyou people who sit here and write this shit all
day sho=uld be fukking ashamed of your selves
get a fucking life ...haikus get old
write a fuckin novel

Haiku # 15507 October 9, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Haiku fucker
an old poet stoops
to smell the flowers then spits
walks away abhorred
Haiku # 15506 October 9, 2001 12:22 am ET
by goku
too much trivia
not enough pieces of art
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15505 October 8, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
jesus would tell you
not to tell such fucking lies
now fess up moxie
Haiku # 15504 October 8, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
the road less taken
was covered with bones of those
waylaid by the cares of this world
Haiku # 15503 October 8, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Mox