Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

mellie, we really don't want your seed
spread anywhere, to start with
your haiku on this board.
You stand advised.
Haiku # 15630, October 10, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Moxie
Keep your bright white tidy
appearances, possibly
(un)necessary
Haiku # 15629, October 10, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
oh indiana
sounds like fertile ground enough
have a squirt of this
Haiku # 15628, October 10, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ecstatic pleasure
planting seeds on fertile ground
most natural way

(
Haiku # 15627, October 10, 2001 1:06 am ET
by indiana
dumb, dumber dumbest
the name just keeps on morphing
horrid resistance
Haiku # 15626, October 10, 2001 12:08 am ET
by indiana
i flooded the site
but is it really me? who can tell
who i am and who you are?
Haiku # 15625, October 9, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by moxie
oH nO i'Ve BeEn CloNeD!
lAsT tHrEe eNtrieEs aRe Not MiNe
jUsT sOmE dUmBaSs' WoRk

Haiku # 15624, October 9, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by goku@therealmccoy
some erotic urge
to spread my seed far and wide
prompts me to post this
Haiku # 15623, October 9, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by (beats working)
snippets from the soul
exposes the intellect
some to oblivion
Haiku # 15622, October 9, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by indiana
Let us see the GREAT
ey pee submit his so called poetry
so light may shine bright

(common, enlighten us nitwits with
your GOOD poetry, okay?)
Haiku # 15621, October 9, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by jewel1
Such intentions are
must "life" be limited so?
it is the haiku.

(and forgive me for trying to explain)
Haiku # 15620, October 9, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by jewel1
What's with you ey pee?
I be the Judge for MYSELF
not for anyone
Haiku # 15619, October 9, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by jewel1
haiku number one'
five, five, nine, two, is not mine
ronin still a creep
Haiku # 15618, October 9, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ron
School: Instructor or-
gy, student rape. "Bend over!"
They might as well say.
Haiku # 15617, October 9, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by SharkAria of UC Davis
the singing is fine
the poetry not as good
but fix the tooth, please
Haiku # 15616, October 9, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
jesus mary and
joseph! she's come to judge us!
shall i genuflect?
Haiku # 15615, October 9, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ap
jewel gives us life?
and then we all must yield
to jewel's judgement?
Haiku # 15614, October 9, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ap
So broad is the scope
I will, my own, be the judge
for intentions held
Haiku # 15613, October 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Perceptions formed words
The soul of haiku requires
that all need to yield
Haiku # 15612, October 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Knowledge of the past
shall lead, this happened before
it happens once more
Haiku # 15611, October 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by jewel1
For as you submit
the seed starts germinating
Again, I give life

Haiku # 15610, October 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by jewel1
lord jesus, forgive
me for fucking with moxie
please send me pussy
Haiku # 15609, October 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap - i pray. reverently. of course.
as I was sleeping
something happened in Seattle
new elevators

(
Haiku # 15608, October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by indiana
i think porno boy
might be a good name, GokU
you wanna try it
Haiku # 15607, October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
holy fucking shit
tell us all you know, moxie
who are these posers
Haiku # 15606, October 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by ap
five mice can't drive cars
fuck me in the ear and call
my name today bitch
Haiku # 15605, October 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by joe of ward
There's more than one
person being someone else
the Net is an open
season for all takers
Haiku # 15604, October 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Nothing is direct-
ed at anyone in par-
ticular ok?
Haiku # 15603, October 9, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Janis
"Defaced" equals, the
Submitting of hundreds of
Empty bad haiku

You know, the type of
Thing that makes the site really
Hard to read and use.

Don't worry my friends
I would never delete verse
Never Never Nev...
Haiku # 15602, October 9, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Janis
these haikus are shit
neither good nor poetic
bad zeros and ones

falling of the rift
certain of uncertainty
schizm of my soul
Haiku # 15601, October 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by soma of farfromafghanistan

okay, okay
we'll just take the punches
for now
Haiku # 15600, October 9, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
duhh, stop it guys really you should
let's just kiss and make up,and
try to make things better,
and do our best to be nicer
Haiku # 15599, October 9, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by mox

go suck moxie's seeds
its the only thing you do
where you most stand out
Haiku # 15598, October 9, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
shut up fucking bitch
I don't add things in brackets
it's in the poem
Haiku # 15597, October 9, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by mellie
when seeds have been sown
fresh blooms will flourish anew
must pull out some weeds
Haiku # 15596, October 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by mellie

shut up you bitch-head
you cant even write poems
all you say is fuck

(much like a dumb-blonde)
Haiku # 15595, October 9, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
hang in there janis
some might rise up from ashes
others badly burnt
Haiku # 15594, October 9, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by mellie
costs nothing for you
no effort no poetry
you've got shit for brains
Haiku # 15593, October 9, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by mellie

mox is the Anonymous Poet
it's his style, he copies names
Haiku # 15592, October 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by ron
all of you, i am
sorry i was such a dick
please, just forgive me
Haiku # 15591, October 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by ronin
Hey Mr. Ronin
You seem like youre rolling
Shut up your droning
Haiku # 15590, October 9, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Fuck you Mox!
Haiku # 15589, October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by AP
go brood elsewhere mox
you dont deface you shit head
you defecate heaps
Haiku # 15588, October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
fuck you too lone wolf
another stinking feral
should be shot on sight
Haiku # 15587, October 9, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by mellie

i brood and brood
just what is "defaced" to be precise
the definition to me seems
to be subjective and
quite restrictive. one man's fun is another's censorable delight. this omen does not sit well...
Haiku # 15586, October 9, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by mox

fuck you AP
you dont tell us
what to do around here

(but deletion is not pretty,
hope this is the last. regardless,
it's still public, cost is immaterial.)
Haiku # 15585, October 9, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by lone wolf

MoX SkTz tHe LeE SkTz
yOu HaVe a PlAce iN ThIs SiTe
SiX fEeT BeLoW DuDe
Haiku # 15584, October 9, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by goku

nO fLoWeRs fOr Me
I aM MiSteR BumBLe Bee
I dO tHe FlOwErs

(i SiP nEctArs, YoU sUcK ScUm)
Haiku # 15583, October 9, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by goku
oops oops oops oops
Two many entries I see
oops oops oops oops
Haiku # 15582, October 9, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Wk
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15581, October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
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