Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

A woman with red hair
and a sincere soul is worth more
than all the vulgar haikus and near haikus
a person can get

Haiku # 15655, October 10, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
Children talk dirty
Do you snicker when you type?
Look, Mommy is here!
Haiku # 15654, October 10, 2001 11:42 am ET
by WK
and this dude mellie
you could call him fat collie
the better to heel

(colors unmasked, in ways
more than one)
Haiku # 15653, October 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by scottie
it goes with old age
i suppose, senility
and all that baggage
Haiku # 15652, October 10, 2001 10:35 am ET
by scottie
how about this one
the Truly Demented One
just like this Mad Taer
Haiku # 15651, October 10, 2001 10:33 am ET
by scottie
how about cow and chicken
truly abnormal
and outrightly ridiculous
Haiku # 15650, October 10, 2001 10:30 am ET
by scottie
ha ha, truly laughable
Haiku # 15649, October 10, 2001 10:26 am ET
by scottie
essence of cock uh
right up there where he belongs
ah so beautiful
Haiku # 15648, October 10, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
how about Complete Asshole
it sounds cute to me
no kidding
Haiku # 15647, October 10, 2001 10:05 am ET
by Mox
not a cartoon name
and should be original
reflecting my id
Haiku # 15646, October 10, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
names of states might work.
call me missafornia?
nothing midwestern

Haiku # 15645, October 10, 2001 9:46 am ET
by ap
porno boy - not me
maybe gland man- mmm, not bad
mox, help me with this
Haiku # 15644, October 10, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ap
standing in the cold
the vermin comes for a bite
sadly with clipped wings
Haiku # 15643, October 10, 2001 9:39 am ET
by indiana
visual delight
joe cocker sings the background
baby take off your......
Haiku # 15642, October 10, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ap
I dance but naked though
never on broadway or streets
breasts sway moisture flows
Haiku # 15641, October 10, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie, 15634 is not mine, Porno Queen?
pervert number one
infertile seeds not real spunk
dribble out of you
Haiku # 15640, October 10, 2001 8:24 am ET
by mellie,this one's for you moxie
i am still praying
jesus, please preserve us and
send me some pussy
Haiku # 15639, October 10, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ap
and you're STILL the Anonymous Pedophile, Pervert No. 1, Kee-rist how you stink
have mercy on yourself
Haiku # 15638, October 10, 2001 8:08 am ET
by mox-lee
hey look who's talking
coming from the donkey's ass
or is it reversed
Haiku # 15637, October 10, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ron
Fuck you STILL Moxie
Get the hell out of this site
Bring your shit elsewhere
Haiku # 15636, October 10, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think, I just told you
not to lose you're stature
unlike that horrid old fart
Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15635, October 10, 2001 7:57 am ET
by mox

I'm the Porno Queen
I used to strip in Broadway
Forty-second Street
Haiku # 15634, October 10, 2001 7:51 am ET
by mellie

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15633, October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15632, October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku
fair enough moxie
what seeds are you thinking of
rockmelons maybe ?
Haiku # 15631, October 10, 2001 7:29 am ET
by mellie
mellie, we really don't want your seed
spread anywhere, to start with
your haiku on this board.
You stand advised.
Haiku # 15630, October 10, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Moxie
Keep your bright white tidy
appearances, possibly
(un)necessary
Haiku # 15629, October 10, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
oh indiana
sounds like fertile ground enough
have a squirt of this
Haiku # 15628, October 10, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ecstatic pleasure
planting seeds on fertile ground
most natural way

(
Haiku # 15627, October 10, 2001 1:06 am ET
by indiana
dumb, dumber dumbest
the name just keeps on morphing
horrid resistance
Haiku # 15626, October 10, 2001 12:08 am ET
by indiana
i flooded the site
but is it really me? who can tell
who i am and who you are?
Haiku # 15625, October 9, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by moxie
oH nO i'Ve BeEn CloNeD!
lAsT tHrEe eNtrieEs aRe Not MiNe
jUsT sOmE dUmBaSs' WoRk

Haiku # 15624, October 9, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by goku@therealmccoy
some erotic urge
to spread my seed far and wide
prompts me to post this
Haiku # 15623, October 9, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by (beats working)
snippets from the soul
exposes the intellect
some to oblivion
Haiku # 15622, October 9, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by indiana
Let us see the GREAT
ey pee submit his so called poetry
so light may shine bright

(common, enlighten us nitwits with
your GOOD poetry, okay?)
Haiku # 15621, October 9, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by jewel1
Such intentions are
must "life" be limited so?
it is the haiku.

(and forgive me for trying to explain)
Haiku # 15620, October 9, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by jewel1
What's with you ey pee?
I be the Judge for MYSELF
not for anyone
Haiku # 15619, October 9, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by jewel1
haiku number one'
five, five, nine, two, is not mine
ronin still a creep
Haiku # 15618, October 9, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ron
School: Instructor or-
gy, student rape. "Bend over!"
They might as well say.
Haiku # 15617, October 9, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by SharkAria of UC Davis
the singing is fine
the poetry not as good
but fix the tooth, please
Haiku # 15616, October 9, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
jesus mary and
joseph! she's come to judge us!
shall i genuflect?
Haiku # 15615, October 9, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ap
jewel gives us life?
and then we all must yield
to jewel's judgement?
Haiku # 15614, October 9, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ap
So broad is the scope
I will, my own, be the judge
for intentions held
Haiku # 15613, October 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Perceptions formed words
The soul of haiku requires
that all need to yield
Haiku # 15612, October 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Knowledge of the past
shall lead, this happened before
it happens once more
Haiku # 15611, October 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by jewel1
For as you submit
the seed starts germinating
Again, I give life

Haiku # 15610, October 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by jewel1
lord jesus, forgive
me for fucking with moxie
please send me pussy
Haiku # 15609, October 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap - i pray. reverently. of course.
as I was sleeping
something happened in Seattle
new elevators

(
Haiku # 15608, October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by indiana
i think porno boy
might be a good name, GokU
you wanna try it
Haiku # 15607, October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
holy fucking shit
tell us all you know, moxie
who are these posers
Haiku # 15606, October 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by ap
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