Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

how about cow and chicken
truly abnormal
and outrightly ridiculous
Haiku # 15650, October 10, 2001 10:30 am ET
by scottie
ha ha, truly laughable
Haiku # 15649, October 10, 2001 10:26 am ET
by scottie
essence of cock uh
right up there where he belongs
ah so beautiful
Haiku # 15648, October 10, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
how about Complete Asshole
it sounds cute to me
no kidding
Haiku # 15647, October 10, 2001 10:05 am ET
by Mox
not a cartoon name
and should be original
reflecting my id
Haiku # 15646, October 10, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
names of states might work.
call me missafornia?
nothing midwestern

Haiku # 15645, October 10, 2001 9:46 am ET
by ap
porno boy - not me
maybe gland man- mmm, not bad
mox, help me with this
Haiku # 15644, October 10, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ap
standing in the cold
the vermin comes for a bite
sadly with clipped wings
Haiku # 15643, October 10, 2001 9:39 am ET
by indiana
visual delight
joe cocker sings the background
baby take off your......
Haiku # 15642, October 10, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ap
I dance but naked though
never on broadway or streets
breasts sway moisture flows
Haiku # 15641, October 10, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie, 15634 is not mine, Porno Queen?
pervert number one
infertile seeds not real spunk
dribble out of you
Haiku # 15640, October 10, 2001 8:24 am ET
by mellie,this one's for you moxie
i am still praying
jesus, please preserve us and
send me some pussy
Haiku # 15639, October 10, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ap
and you're STILL the Anonymous Pedophile, Pervert No. 1, Kee-rist how you stink
have mercy on yourself
Haiku # 15638, October 10, 2001 8:08 am ET
by mox-lee
hey look who's talking
coming from the donkey's ass
or is it reversed
Haiku # 15637, October 10, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ron
Fuck you STILL Moxie
Get the hell out of this site
Bring your shit elsewhere
Haiku # 15636, October 10, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think, I just told you
not to lose you're stature
unlike that horrid old fart
Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15635, October 10, 2001 7:57 am ET
by mox

I'm the Porno Queen
I used to strip in Broadway
Forty-second Street
Haiku # 15634, October 10, 2001 7:51 am ET
by mellie

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15633, October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15632, October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku
fair enough moxie
what seeds are you thinking of
rockmelons maybe ?
Haiku # 15631, October 10, 2001 7:29 am ET
by mellie
mellie, we really don't want your seed
spread anywhere, to start with
your haiku on this board.
You stand advised.
Haiku # 15630, October 10, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Moxie
Keep your bright white tidy
appearances, possibly
(un)necessary
Haiku # 15629, October 10, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
oh indiana
sounds like fertile ground enough
have a squirt of this
Haiku # 15628, October 10, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ecstatic pleasure
planting seeds on fertile ground
most natural way

(
Haiku # 15627, October 10, 2001 1:06 am ET
by indiana
dumb, dumber dumbest
the name just keeps on morphing
horrid resistance
Haiku # 15626, October 10, 2001 12:08 am ET
by indiana
i flooded the site
but is it really me? who can tell
who i am and who you are?
Haiku # 15625, October 9, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by moxie
oH nO i'Ve BeEn CloNeD!
lAsT tHrEe eNtrieEs aRe Not MiNe
jUsT sOmE dUmBaSs' WoRk

Haiku # 15624, October 9, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by goku@therealmccoy
some erotic urge
to spread my seed far and wide
prompts me to post this
Haiku # 15623, October 9, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by (beats working)
snippets from the soul
exposes the intellect
some to oblivion
Haiku # 15622, October 9, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by indiana
Let us see the GREAT
ey pee submit his so called poetry
so light may shine bright

(common, enlighten us nitwits with
your GOOD poetry, okay?)
Haiku # 15621, October 9, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by jewel1
Such intentions are
must "life" be limited so?
it is the haiku.

(and forgive me for trying to explain)
Haiku # 15620, October 9, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by jewel1
What's with you ey pee?
I be the Judge for MYSELF
not for anyone
Haiku # 15619, October 9, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by jewel1
haiku number one'
five, five, nine, two, is not mine
ronin still a creep
Haiku # 15618, October 9, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ron
School: Instructor or-
gy, student rape. "Bend over!"
They might as well say.
Haiku # 15617, October 9, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by SharkAria of UC Davis
the singing is fine
the poetry not as good
but fix the tooth, please
Haiku # 15616, October 9, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
jesus mary and
joseph! she's come to judge us!
shall i genuflect?
Haiku # 15615, October 9, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ap
jewel gives us life?
and then we all must yield
to jewel's judgement?
Haiku # 15614, October 9, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ap
So broad is the scope
I will, my own, be the judge
for intentions held
Haiku # 15613, October 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Perceptions formed words
The soul of haiku requires
that all need to yield
Haiku # 15612, October 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Knowledge of the past
shall lead, this happened before
it happens once more
Haiku # 15611, October 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by jewel1
For as you submit
the seed starts germinating
Again, I give life

Haiku # 15610, October 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by jewel1
lord jesus, forgive
me for fucking with moxie
please send me pussy
Haiku # 15609, October 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap - i pray. reverently. of course.
as I was sleeping
something happened in Seattle
new elevators

(
Haiku # 15608, October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by indiana
i think porno boy
might be a good name, GokU
you wanna try it
Haiku # 15607, October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
holy fucking shit
tell us all you know, moxie
who are these posers
Haiku # 15606, October 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by ap
five mice can't drive cars
fuck me in the ear and call
my name today bitch
Haiku # 15605, October 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by joe of ward
There's more than one
person being someone else
the Net is an open
season for all takers
Haiku # 15604, October 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Nothing is direct-
ed at anyone in par-
ticular ok?
Haiku # 15603, October 9, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Janis
"Defaced" equals, the
Submitting of hundreds of
Empty bad haiku

You know, the type of
Thing that makes the site really
Hard to read and use.

Don't worry my friends
I would never delete verse
Never Never Nev...
Haiku # 15602, October 9, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Janis
these haikus are shit
neither good nor poetic
bad zeros and ones

falling of the rift
certain of uncertainty
schizm of my soul
Haiku # 15601, October 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by soma of farfromafghanistan
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