Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

izzat that? something about
Big Dogs peeing on the fence
and it's not human
if they were they'd understand
Haiku # 15691, October 10, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
Are you in class?
Waster of online work time?
Why don't you go work?
Haiku # 15690, October 10, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by WK
my dear sir, you want to be me
I like leather chokers and gothic women
now pretend all you want
Haiku # 15689, October 10, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Give me a Ice Cream
Enema, smear your hot fudge
on to thine titties
Haiku # 15688, October 10, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some respond like Columbine
after years of abuse
bang, bang, bang...

such is the mentality of the terrorists I think
Haiku # 15687, October 10, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Moxie
Insults roll right off
Like a duck's wet back, but some
React, get picked on.
Haiku # 15686, October 10, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by WK
how can one save one's life
when one is already dead?
the debate is addiction!

when it ends, and there is no one else to pick on
what do you have left?
Haiku # 15685, October 10, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Moxie
We will save you life,
invest with us, deposit
all your life with us.

mox you greedy boy
Haiku # 15684, October 10, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
even after all you've said
and, that's why I have to go and get
a real life and prove myself to myself
Haiku # 15683, October 10, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15682, October 10, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the real truth is
I would actually save you life
if I had to were something real happening
Haiku # 15681, October 10, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Moxie
the terrorists were bullies with secret lives
they would do anything to anyone
for a slice of an imaginary heaven
Haiku # 15680, October 10, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Moxie
we are terrorists,
you? Moxie?...world trade centre,
falling forever
Haiku # 15679, October 10, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these little power fantasies
are as suicide, gothyness, the taboo
all to make one feel over what one cannot control
Haiku # 15678, October 10, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Mox
Why did I try it?
You are all without hope and
Waste bandwidth often.
Haiku # 15677, October 10, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by WK
Moxie's clipped plop, plop!
the jewels fall, voice rises..
hail Moxinnia

you bitch!
Haiku # 15676, October 10, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15675, October 10, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the real ron is a
nice guy he would'nt write such
stuff, Mox! you suck cock!!??
Haiku # 15674, October 10, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when she clips twice
please delete the whole thing
and leave it to the wind
Haiku # 15673, October 10, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Mox
joke on bro
I wonder if I can regain control of life
if it will end
it's depression this place is depressing
but it's like I believe if I express it
it will be gone and people will see
Haiku # 15672, October 10, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Mox
joke on bro
I wonder if I can regain control of life
if it will end
it's depression this place is depressing
but it's like I believe if I express it
it will be gone and people will see
Haiku # 15671, October 10, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Mox
slick evil penis
slips into moxies dry hole
moxie's pen dribbles
Haiku # 15670, October 10, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by ron
write for real
do so, I want to live
I am bisexual btw so that's why it stung
but I'm going through job changes
that's not fun
Haiku # 15669, October 10, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
who us? hookas. who?
U us. U us A? WHO US?
breath anthrax moxie.
Haiku # 15668, October 10, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by ron
Ok have to bail
from this handle too, from now
on all ron's not me
Haiku # 15667, October 10, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ron
Who, us, write for real?
People on here know not how.
That is why they stay.
Childish ranting,
Bicker, steal names, and tell fibs,
They think they are smart.
Haiku virgins show,
Even they can see the lie
Are you really slick?
Haiku # 15666, October 10, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by WK
the last link of desperation
he'll never do it they laugh
and when he does do they laugh
or stop, pause and really think?
i cannot see Moxie when I am gone
Haiku # 15665, October 10, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm leaving the internet permanently...
Maybe with that action taken you'll write real poems
Haiku # 15664, October 10, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
oh, beam me up...!
Haiku # 15663, October 10, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Mox
hey now, hairy men!!!!
we should hook up Mox i am
hairy and horny!
Haiku # 15662, October 10, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by scottie
ahem...

excuse me? two week notice here...
Haiku # 15661, October 10, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I love hairy men
Splash that hot Man-Butter on
my frigid fat face!
Haiku # 15660, October 10, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Mox
'Bout fucking time we
Bombed those devil diaper heads
Taliban corpses!
Haiku # 15659, October 10, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by This_Ain't_Allah
When there's nothing left to lose
you might as well play it all
and realize it's time to win
xxx
Haiku # 15658, October 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox
They'll keep killing and
selling, swearing, eating, and
will do so till Smackdown
Haiku # 15657, October 10, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
The true dharma is
sown at the end of life when
all things pass away
Haiku # 15656, October 10, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
A woman with red hair
and a sincere soul is worth more
than all the vulgar haikus and near haikus
a person can get

Haiku # 15655, October 10, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
Children talk dirty
Do you snicker when you type?
Look, Mommy is here!
Haiku # 15654, October 10, 2001 11:42 am ET
by WK
and this dude mellie
you could call him fat collie
the better to heel

(colors unmasked, in ways
more than one)
Haiku # 15653, October 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by scottie
it goes with old age
i suppose, senility
and all that baggage
Haiku # 15652, October 10, 2001 10:35 am ET
by scottie
how about this one
the Truly Demented One
just like this Mad Taer
Haiku # 15651, October 10, 2001 10:33 am ET
by scottie
how about cow and chicken
truly abnormal
and outrightly ridiculous
Haiku # 15650, October 10, 2001 10:30 am ET
by scottie
ha ha, truly laughable
Haiku # 15649, October 10, 2001 10:26 am ET
by scottie
essence of cock uh
right up there where he belongs
ah so beautiful
Haiku # 15648, October 10, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
how about Complete Asshole
it sounds cute to me
no kidding
Haiku # 15647, October 10, 2001 10:05 am ET
by Mox
not a cartoon name
and should be original
reflecting my id
Haiku # 15646, October 10, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
names of states might work.
call me missafornia?
nothing midwestern

Haiku # 15645, October 10, 2001 9:46 am ET
by ap
porno boy - not me
maybe gland man- mmm, not bad
mox, help me with this
Haiku # 15644, October 10, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ap
standing in the cold
the vermin comes for a bite
sadly with clipped wings
Haiku # 15643, October 10, 2001 9:39 am ET
by indiana
visual delight
joe cocker sings the background
baby take off your......
Haiku # 15642, October 10, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ap
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