Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

who us? hookas. who?
U us. U us A? WHO US?
breath anthrax moxie.
Haiku # 15668, October 10, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by ron
Ok have to bail
from this handle too, from now
on all ron's not me
Haiku # 15667, October 10, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ron
Who, us, write for real?
People on here know not how.
That is why they stay.
Childish ranting,
Bicker, steal names, and tell fibs,
They think they are smart.
Haiku virgins show,
Even they can see the lie
Are you really slick?
Haiku # 15666, October 10, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by WK
the last link of desperation
he'll never do it they laugh
and when he does do they laugh
or stop, pause and really think?
i cannot see Moxie when I am gone
Haiku # 15665, October 10, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm leaving the internet permanently...
Maybe with that action taken you'll write real poems
Haiku # 15664, October 10, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
oh, beam me up...!
Haiku # 15663, October 10, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Mox
hey now, hairy men!!!!
we should hook up Mox i am
hairy and horny!
Haiku # 15662, October 10, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by scottie
ahem...

excuse me? two week notice here...
Haiku # 15661, October 10, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I love hairy men
Splash that hot Man-Butter on
my frigid fat face!
Haiku # 15660, October 10, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Mox
'Bout fucking time we
Bombed those devil diaper heads
Taliban corpses!
Haiku # 15659, October 10, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by This_Ain't_Allah
When there's nothing left to lose
you might as well play it all
and realize it's time to win
xxx
Haiku # 15658, October 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox
They'll keep killing and
selling, swearing, eating, and
will do so till Smackdown
Haiku # 15657, October 10, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
The true dharma is
sown at the end of life when
all things pass away
Haiku # 15656, October 10, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
A woman with red hair
and a sincere soul is worth more
than all the vulgar haikus and near haikus
a person can get

Haiku # 15655, October 10, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
Children talk dirty
Do you snicker when you type?
Look, Mommy is here!
Haiku # 15654, October 10, 2001 11:42 am ET
by WK
and this dude mellie
you could call him fat collie
the better to heel

(colors unmasked, in ways
more than one)
Haiku # 15653, October 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by scottie
it goes with old age
i suppose, senility
and all that baggage
Haiku # 15652, October 10, 2001 10:35 am ET
by scottie
how about this one
the Truly Demented One
just like this Mad Taer
Haiku # 15651, October 10, 2001 10:33 am ET
by scottie
how about cow and chicken
truly abnormal
and outrightly ridiculous
Haiku # 15650, October 10, 2001 10:30 am ET
by scottie
ha ha, truly laughable
Haiku # 15649, October 10, 2001 10:26 am ET
by scottie
essence of cock uh
right up there where he belongs
ah so beautiful
Haiku # 15648, October 10, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
how about Complete Asshole
it sounds cute to me
no kidding
Haiku # 15647, October 10, 2001 10:05 am ET
by Mox
not a cartoon name
and should be original
reflecting my id
Haiku # 15646, October 10, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
names of states might work.
call me missafornia?
nothing midwestern

Haiku # 15645, October 10, 2001 9:46 am ET
by ap
porno boy - not me
maybe gland man- mmm, not bad
mox, help me with this
Haiku # 15644, October 10, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ap
standing in the cold
the vermin comes for a bite
sadly with clipped wings
Haiku # 15643, October 10, 2001 9:39 am ET
by indiana
visual delight
joe cocker sings the background
baby take off your......
Haiku # 15642, October 10, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ap
I dance but naked though
never on broadway or streets
breasts sway moisture flows
Haiku # 15641, October 10, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie, 15634 is not mine, Porno Queen?
pervert number one
infertile seeds not real spunk
dribble out of you
Haiku # 15640, October 10, 2001 8:24 am ET
by mellie,this one's for you moxie
i am still praying
jesus, please preserve us and
send me some pussy
Haiku # 15639, October 10, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ap
and you're STILL the Anonymous Pedophile, Pervert No. 1, Kee-rist how you stink
have mercy on yourself
Haiku # 15638, October 10, 2001 8:08 am ET
by mox-lee
hey look who's talking
coming from the donkey's ass
or is it reversed
Haiku # 15637, October 10, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ron
Fuck you STILL Moxie
Get the hell out of this site
Bring your shit elsewhere
Haiku # 15636, October 10, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think, I just told you
not to lose you're stature
unlike that horrid old fart
Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15635, October 10, 2001 7:57 am ET
by mox

I'm the Porno Queen
I used to strip in Broadway
Forty-second Street
Haiku # 15634, October 10, 2001 7:51 am ET
by mellie

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15633, October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15632, October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku
fair enough moxie
what seeds are you thinking of
rockmelons maybe ?
Haiku # 15631, October 10, 2001 7:29 am ET
by mellie
mellie, we really don't want your seed
spread anywhere, to start with
your haiku on this board.
You stand advised.
Haiku # 15630, October 10, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Moxie
Keep your bright white tidy
appearances, possibly
(un)necessary
Haiku # 15629, October 10, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
oh indiana
sounds like fertile ground enough
have a squirt of this
Haiku # 15628, October 10, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ecstatic pleasure
planting seeds on fertile ground
most natural way

(
Haiku # 15627, October 10, 2001 1:06 am ET
by indiana
dumb, dumber dumbest
the name just keeps on morphing
horrid resistance
Haiku # 15626, October 10, 2001 12:08 am ET
by indiana
i flooded the site
but is it really me? who can tell
who i am and who you are?
Haiku # 15625, October 9, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by moxie
oH nO i'Ve BeEn CloNeD!
lAsT tHrEe eNtrieEs aRe Not MiNe
jUsT sOmE dUmBaSs' WoRk

Haiku # 15624, October 9, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by goku@therealmccoy
some erotic urge
to spread my seed far and wide
prompts me to post this
Haiku # 15623, October 9, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by (beats working)
snippets from the soul
exposes the intellect
some to oblivion
Haiku # 15622, October 9, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by indiana
Let us see the GREAT
ey pee submit his so called poetry
so light may shine bright

(common, enlighten us nitwits with
your GOOD poetry, okay?)
Haiku # 15621, October 9, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by jewel1
Such intentions are
must "life" be limited so?
it is the haiku.

(and forgive me for trying to explain)
Haiku # 15620, October 9, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by jewel1
What's with you ey pee?
I be the Judge for MYSELF
not for anyone
Haiku # 15619, October 9, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by jewel1
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