Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed
Haiku # 15748, October 11, 2001 3:33 am ET
by goku
the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best
Haiku # 15747, October 11, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!
Haiku # 15746, October 11, 2001 3:28 am ET
by goku
Vino Sangrea
Con chorizoz catalan
a noche la paz
Haiku # 15745, October 11, 2001 3:13 am ET
by jewel1
some Bordeaux, monsieur?
el hombre left hurriedly
with empty bottle
Haiku # 15744, October 10, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by indiana
another birthday
planet orbits way too fast
moreso each new year
Haiku # 15743, October 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Goddam nose itches
Like snorting ground fiberglass
Fuckin' allergies!!
Haiku # 15742, October 10, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by O. Sammy bin Louden Wainright III
my newest dessert
two piles of icecream flamb
Haiku # 15741, October 10, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by ash
drink that special wine
while I finish my novel
Haiku # 15740, October 10, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by indiana
of course, we can drink!
spirits collected with time
one reserved for fools

(
Haiku # 15739, October 10, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by indiana
good idea, indy
you'll need to get your strength up
to write dumb haiku
Haiku # 15738, October 10, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
constantly slipping
how long till we next slide to
the world of the dumb

(
Haiku # 15737, October 10, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by indiana
inconsiderate
inconsistencies bomb there.
allah's just deserts.
Haiku # 15736, October 10, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by unconceding
lay it all out mox
you work at denny's? ooo fahhh!
that explains a lot!
Haiku # 15735, October 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
now for the new name
jellybean pie! yes! that's it!
jellybean pie is?
Haiku # 15734, October 10, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mayonaise, ok
we should call it mayonaise
or jellybean pie
Haiku # 15733, October 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
this is all too good
even the moxiemorons
cunt cheese is funny
Haiku # 15732, October 10, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine
Haiku # 15731, October 10, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by feathered donkey/goat vermin that bites
Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here
Haiku # 15730, October 10, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Clean Poet of ????
the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..

the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!
Haiku # 15729, October 10, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space
Haiku # 15728, October 10, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by WyldKyss
I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.
Haiku # 15727, October 10, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Deirdra of Ridgeland, MS
I cultivate it
Goat cheese in my naughty bit
Just for you to eat!
Haiku # 15726, October 10, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by WK
what is this strange cheese
that frosts the folds of my cunt?
it tastes like feta
Haiku # 15725, October 10, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by WK
And insults are fun
This is why Flame Wars will start
Don't you know this yet?
Haiku # 15724, October 10, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by WK
No offense to him
But I can not be bullied
In haiku like Mox
Haiku # 15723, October 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by WK
I ask politely
He is mean. But I won't pout
I am curious.
Haiku # 15722, October 10, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no more jelly bean pie
you two like it in the ass
you sorry bastards
Haiku # 15721, October 10, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by cheese
Why am I such a
Cumhead? I bite my fingers
and scream like a girl....
Haiku # 15720, October 10, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by WK
Since you take my name
I will take the one you used
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15719, October 10, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nana and I go
Bowling, I make sure I pick
up her splits with tongue!
Haiku # 15718, October 10, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by WK
I ask quite nicely
And I will be insistant
Jelly Bean Pie Is?
Haiku # 15717, October 10, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by WK
God help me, I can't
Stop eating twinkies and ice
please kneel at my dung!
Haiku # 15716, October 10, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by WK
Don't you eat that snow
It is where the huskies go
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15715, October 10, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by WK
don't eat the yellow
scripture in the snow moxie
you are so holy
Haiku # 15714, October 10, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You do not know but
Maybe I would. It's funny.
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15713, October 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by WK
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rake his back...

mox you are fucked
Haiku # 15712, October 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rack his back...

mox you are fucked
Haiku # 15711, October 10, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
John 3:16
written in the snow in
that manner? Is that kosher?
Haiku # 15710, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Do good to those who
would do evil to you
and don't hold back/
Haiku # 15709, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Mox
In my own urine
I make a yellow angel
and call it Jesus
Haiku # 15708, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by WK
Confession holds you back
standing naked and the recourse...
swear at the pope, bless your enemies/
Haiku # 15707, October 10, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Moxie
G rated porn films
desire naked bambis
going after thumpers
Haiku # 15706, October 10, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Moxie
And now I wonder
Would you please tell me AP
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15705, October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by WK
associated power and the backstab
no reaction, moves on
reaction, feeds a lustful life with no recourse
bullying is a substitute for orgasm and love
Haiku # 15704, October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Moxie
What I have, you see
Is yum Strawberry Soda
Japanese are great.
Haiku # 15703, October 10, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by WK
I love you too AP
Haiku # 15702, October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
with the haiku less in the take and
given who I am that powerful
typing routine and I'm not even looking at the damn
keyboard, my God
Haiku # 15701, October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Dear daddy, I smell
like jelly bean christmas pie
lick me clean savior!
Haiku # 15700, October 10, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Are liberals bored?
so are some conservatives
Wallace Stevens was an accountant and
a poet
Haiku # 15699, October 10, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Moxie
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