AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed

the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best

a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!

Vino Sangrea
Con chorizoz catalan
a noche la paz

some Bordeaux, monsieur?
el hombre left hurriedly
with empty bottle

another birthday
planet orbits way too fast
moreso each new year

Goddam nose itches
Like snorting ground fiberglass
Fuckin' allergies!!

my newest dessert
two piles of icecream flamb

drink that special wine
while I finish my novel

of course, we can drink!
spirits collected with time
one reserved for fools

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good idea, indy
you'll need to get your strength up
to write dumb haiku

constantly slipping
how long till we next slide to
the world of the dumb

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inconsiderate
inconsistencies bomb there.
allah's just deserts.

lay it all out mox
you work at denny's? ooo fahhh!
that explains a lot!

now for the new name
jellybean pie! yes! that's it!
jellybean pie is?

mayonaise, ok
we should call it mayonaise
or jellybean pie

this is all too good
even the moxiemorons
cunt cheese is funny

mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine

Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here

the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..

the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!

You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space

I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.

I cultivate it
Goat cheese in my naughty bit
Just for you to eat!

what is this strange cheese
that frosts the folds of my cunt?
it tastes like feta

And insults are fun
This is why Flame Wars will start
Don't you know this yet?

No offense to him
But I can not be bullied
In haiku like Mox

I ask politely
He is mean. But I won't pout
I am curious.

no more jelly bean pie
you two like it in the ass
you sorry bastards

Why am I such a
Cumhead? I bite my fingers
and scream like a girl....

Since you take my name
I will take the one you used
Jelly bean pie is?

Nana and I go
Bowling, I make sure I pick
up her splits with tongue!

I ask quite nicely
And I will be insistant
Jelly Bean Pie Is?

God help me, I can't
Stop eating twinkies and ice
please kneel at my dung!

Don't you eat that snow
It is where the huskies go
Jelly bean pie is?

don't eat the yellow
scripture in the snow moxie
you are so holy

You do not know but
Maybe I would. It's funny.
Jelly bean pie is?

cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rake his back...

mox you are fucked

cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rack his back...

mox you are fucked

John 3:16
written in the snow in
that manner? Is that kosher?

Do good to those who
would do evil to you
and don't hold back/

In my own urine
I make a yellow angel
and call it Jesus

Confession holds you back
standing naked and the recourse...
swear at the pope, bless your enemies/

G rated porn films
desire naked bambis
going after thumpers

And now I wonder
Would you please tell me AP
Jelly bean pie is?

associated power and the backstab
no reaction, moves on
reaction, feeds a lustful life with no recourse
bullying is a substitute for orgasm and love

What I have, you see
Is yum Strawberry Soda
Japanese are great.

I love you too AP

with the haiku less in the take and
given who I am that powerful
typing routine and I'm not even looking at the damn
keyboard, my God

Dear daddy, I smell
like jelly bean christmas pie
lick me clean savior!

Are liberals bored?
so are some conservatives
Wallace Stevens was an accountant and
a poet