Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine
Haiku # 15731, October 10, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by feathered donkey/goat vermin that bites
Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here
Haiku # 15730, October 10, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Clean Poet of ????
the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..

the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!
Haiku # 15729, October 10, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space
Haiku # 15728, October 10, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by WyldKyss
I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.
Haiku # 15727, October 10, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Deirdra of Ridgeland, MS
I cultivate it
Goat cheese in my naughty bit
Just for you to eat!
Haiku # 15726, October 10, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by WK
what is this strange cheese
that frosts the folds of my cunt?
it tastes like feta
Haiku # 15725, October 10, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by WK
And insults are fun
This is why Flame Wars will start
Don't you know this yet?
Haiku # 15724, October 10, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by WK
No offense to him
But I can not be bullied
In haiku like Mox
Haiku # 15723, October 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by WK
I ask politely
He is mean. But I won't pout
I am curious.
Haiku # 15722, October 10, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no more jelly bean pie
you two like it in the ass
you sorry bastards
Haiku # 15721, October 10, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by cheese
Why am I such a
Cumhead? I bite my fingers
and scream like a girl....
Haiku # 15720, October 10, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by WK
Since you take my name
I will take the one you used
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15719, October 10, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nana and I go
Bowling, I make sure I pick
up her splits with tongue!
Haiku # 15718, October 10, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by WK
I ask quite nicely
And I will be insistant
Jelly Bean Pie Is?
Haiku # 15717, October 10, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by WK
God help me, I can't
Stop eating twinkies and ice
please kneel at my dung!
Haiku # 15716, October 10, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by WK
Don't you eat that snow
It is where the huskies go
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15715, October 10, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by WK
don't eat the yellow
scripture in the snow moxie
you are so holy
Haiku # 15714, October 10, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You do not know but
Maybe I would. It's funny.
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15713, October 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by WK
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rake his back...

mox you are fucked
Haiku # 15712, October 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rack his back...

mox you are fucked
Haiku # 15711, October 10, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
John 3:16
written in the snow in
that manner? Is that kosher?
Haiku # 15710, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Do good to those who
would do evil to you
and don't hold back/
Haiku # 15709, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Mox
In my own urine
I make a yellow angel
and call it Jesus
Haiku # 15708, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by WK
Confession holds you back
standing naked and the recourse...
swear at the pope, bless your enemies/
Haiku # 15707, October 10, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Moxie
G rated porn films
desire naked bambis
going after thumpers
Haiku # 15706, October 10, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Moxie
And now I wonder
Would you please tell me AP
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15705, October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by WK
associated power and the backstab
no reaction, moves on
reaction, feeds a lustful life with no recourse
bullying is a substitute for orgasm and love
Haiku # 15704, October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Moxie
What I have, you see
Is yum Strawberry Soda
Japanese are great.
Haiku # 15703, October 10, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by WK
I love you too AP
Haiku # 15702, October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
with the haiku less in the take and
given who I am that powerful
typing routine and I'm not even looking at the damn
keyboard, my God
Haiku # 15701, October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Dear daddy, I smell
like jelly bean christmas pie
lick me clean savior!
Haiku # 15700, October 10, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Are liberals bored?
so are some conservatives
Wallace Stevens was an accountant and
a poet
Haiku # 15699, October 10, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh Lord have mercy
Bisexual Christians on the take
living at home and working at Denny's?

That's funny
Haiku # 15698, October 10, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Moxie
I wonder if he
hides behind the shadows
a sniper in the towers

shooting, rubber bands at me :P
Haiku # 15697, October 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Have you heard the song
That I like, Spank My Bootie
See? I do not hurt.
Haiku # 15696, October 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by WK
Please notice in that
Anyonymous Poet is
Better than forging.
Haiku # 15695, October 10, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by WK
Well, aren't you telling
me to get your own?
I wonder if these birds are human?

Or just dogs?
Haiku # 15694, October 10, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Moxie
God, I love humping
My mom's couch pillows but she
beats me like a dog.....
Haiku # 15693, October 10, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by WK
how many kids in school get slammed
into lockers and then turn around
smack you once, and you said "um,
I'll leave you alone"
Haiku # 15692, October 10, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by Moxie
izzat that? something about
Big Dogs peeing on the fence
and it's not human
if they were they'd understand
Haiku # 15691, October 10, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
Are you in class?
Waster of online work time?
Why don't you go work?
Haiku # 15690, October 10, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by WK
my dear sir, you want to be me
I like leather chokers and gothic women
now pretend all you want
Haiku # 15689, October 10, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Give me a Ice Cream
Enema, smear your hot fudge
on to thine titties
Haiku # 15688, October 10, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some respond like Columbine
after years of abuse
bang, bang, bang...

such is the mentality of the terrorists I think
Haiku # 15687, October 10, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Moxie
Insults roll right off
Like a duck's wet back, but some
React, get picked on.
Haiku # 15686, October 10, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by WK
how can one save one's life
when one is already dead?
the debate is addiction!

when it ends, and there is no one else to pick on
what do you have left?
Haiku # 15685, October 10, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Moxie
We will save you life,
invest with us, deposit
all your life with us.

mox you greedy boy
Haiku # 15684, October 10, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
even after all you've said
and, that's why I have to go and get
a real life and prove myself to myself
Haiku # 15683, October 10, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15682, October 10, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >