Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Well, Moxie is quite
an acquired taste and some
never do like it too much
Haiku # 15766, October 11, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i finally come
giving myself a facial
smiling for my fans
Haiku # 15765, October 11, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by AP
sometimes the real thing
is worse than imitation...
case in point below
Haiku # 15764, October 11, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that was actually quite funny...
Haiku # 15763, October 11, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Real Mox
i like fucking dogs
each day brings me a new chance
to fuck a new dog
Haiku # 15762, October 11, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
I flush the poopy
Down my porcelian goddess
Stink has left the room
Haiku # 15761, October 11, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15760, October 11, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shit happens...
flush it...
Haiku # 15759, October 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, that's what the truth is,
a bored little kid on the other end
not worth bothering with because they're probably not that smart
Haiku # 15758, October 11, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Boredom setting in
I was laughing yesterday
Where did they all go?
Haiku # 15757, October 11, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
islamic anthrax??
came from genetically
fucked labratories.

no crime in selling!
3-4-3 billion$ still can't
protect headquarters.
Haiku # 15756, October 11, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by flip ant of play it again, oSAMa
Brown pie tastes just like
The special Jelly bean pie
But missing the spite.
Haiku # 15755, October 11, 2001 10:26 am ET
by WK
Wake up with crap in
my mouth, grampa tastes so good
i love his brown pie
Haiku # 15754, October 11, 2001 10:24 am ET
by WK
I blink and wake up
Haiku is no way to start
A decent morning!
Haiku # 15753, October 11, 2001 9:35 am ET
by WK
when there are no more
what on earth will happen then?
next comes plan obit
Haiku # 15752, October 11, 2001 4:55 am ET
by mellie
PoEtrY iN CoUrT?
MuSt bE a SiGhT tO WitNeSs
ProSeCutiOn ReStS
Haiku # 15751, October 11, 2001 4:52 am ET
by goku
that celestial
extraterrestrial dude -
the man in the moon
Haiku # 15750, October 11, 2001 4:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
erratum...

JuDgE SeEMed VeRy plEaSed
Haiku # 15749, October 11, 2001 3:38 am ET
by goku
AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed
Haiku # 15748, October 11, 2001 3:33 am ET
by goku
the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best
Haiku # 15747, October 11, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!
Haiku # 15746, October 11, 2001 3:28 am ET
by goku
Vino Sangrea
Con chorizoz catalan
a noche la paz
Haiku # 15745, October 11, 2001 3:13 am ET
by jewel1
some Bordeaux, monsieur?
el hombre left hurriedly
with empty bottle
Haiku # 15744, October 10, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by indiana
another birthday
planet orbits way too fast
moreso each new year
Haiku # 15743, October 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Goddam nose itches
Like snorting ground fiberglass
Fuckin' allergies!!
Haiku # 15742, October 10, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by O. Sammy bin Louden Wainright III
my newest dessert
two piles of icecream flamb
Haiku # 15741, October 10, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by ash
drink that special wine
while I finish my novel
Haiku # 15740, October 10, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by indiana
of course, we can drink!
spirits collected with time
one reserved for fools

(
Haiku # 15739, October 10, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by indiana
good idea, indy
you'll need to get your strength up
to write dumb haiku
Haiku # 15738, October 10, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
constantly slipping
how long till we next slide to
the world of the dumb

(
Haiku # 15737, October 10, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by indiana
inconsiderate
inconsistencies bomb there.
allah's just deserts.
Haiku # 15736, October 10, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by unconceding
lay it all out mox
you work at denny's? ooo fahhh!
that explains a lot!
Haiku # 15735, October 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
now for the new name
jellybean pie! yes! that's it!
jellybean pie is?
Haiku # 15734, October 10, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mayonaise, ok
we should call it mayonaise
or jellybean pie
Haiku # 15733, October 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
this is all too good
even the moxiemorons
cunt cheese is funny
Haiku # 15732, October 10, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine
Haiku # 15731, October 10, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by feathered donkey/goat vermin that bites
Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here
Haiku # 15730, October 10, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Clean Poet of ????
the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..

the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!
Haiku # 15729, October 10, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space
Haiku # 15728, October 10, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by WyldKyss
I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.
Haiku # 15727, October 10, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Deirdra of Ridgeland, MS
I cultivate it
Goat cheese in my naughty bit
Just for you to eat!
Haiku # 15726, October 10, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by WK
what is this strange cheese
that frosts the folds of my cunt?
it tastes like feta
Haiku # 15725, October 10, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by WK
And insults are fun
This is why Flame Wars will start
Don't you know this yet?
Haiku # 15724, October 10, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by WK
No offense to him
But I can not be bullied
In haiku like Mox
Haiku # 15723, October 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by WK
I ask politely
He is mean. But I won't pout
I am curious.
Haiku # 15722, October 10, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no more jelly bean pie
you two like it in the ass
you sorry bastards
Haiku # 15721, October 10, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by cheese
Why am I such a
Cumhead? I bite my fingers
and scream like a girl....
Haiku # 15720, October 10, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by WK
Since you take my name
I will take the one you used
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15719, October 10, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nana and I go
Bowling, I make sure I pick
up her splits with tongue!
Haiku # 15718, October 10, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by WK
I ask quite nicely
And I will be insistant
Jelly Bean Pie Is?
Haiku # 15717, October 10, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by WK
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