On the river Styx
Old Nick shrouded, holding sycthe
faces Oberon

oh, its you again
would you want another fit
or be dressed chicken

twins buy pricy suit
poor fit refund sought pronto
Want Armani back!

i have more fun here
than anyone except mox
murder is exempt

the icecream flamb

not mine right below
chickenshit motherfucker
using my handle

i like coffee now
beer took a little longer
mox: eternity

Too much bubble gum
Jaw gets tired from chewing
But still it tastes good.

Here they are writing
I was waiting, baited breath
For another smile

Well, Moxie is quite
an acquired taste and some
never do like it too much

i finally come
giving myself a facial
smiling for my fans

sometimes the real thing
is worse than imitation...
case in point below

that was actually quite funny...

i like fucking dogs
each day brings me a new chance
to fuck a new dog

I flush the poopy
Down my porcelian goddess
Stink has left the room

shit happens...
flush it...

Well, that's what the truth is,
a bored little kid on the other end
not worth bothering with because they're probably not that smart

Boredom setting in
I was laughing yesterday
Where did they all go?

islamic anthrax??
came from genetically
fucked labratories.

no crime in selling!
3-4-3 billion$ still can't
protect headquarters.

Brown pie tastes just like
The special Jelly bean pie
But missing the spite.

Wake up with crap in
my mouth, grampa tastes so good
i love his brown pie

I blink and wake up
Haiku is no way to start
A decent morning!

when there are no more
what on earth will happen then?
next comes plan obit

PoEtrY iN CoUrT?
MuSt bE a SiGhT tO WitNeSs
ProSeCutiOn ReStS

that celestial
extraterrestrial dude -
the man in the moon

erratum...

JuDgE SeEMed VeRy plEaSed

AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed

the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best

a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!

Vino Sangrea
Con chorizoz catalan
a noche la paz

some Bordeaux, monsieur?
el hombre left hurriedly
with empty bottle

another birthday
planet orbits way too fast
moreso each new year

Goddam nose itches
Like snorting ground fiberglass
Fuckin' allergies!!

my newest dessert
two piles of icecream flamb

drink that special wine
while I finish my novel

of course, we can drink!
spirits collected with time
one reserved for fools

(

good idea, indy
you'll need to get your strength up
to write dumb haiku

constantly slipping
how long till we next slide to
the world of the dumb

(

inconsiderate
inconsistencies bomb there.
allah's just deserts.

lay it all out mox
you work at denny's? ooo fahhh!
that explains a lot!

now for the new name
jellybean pie! yes! that's it!
jellybean pie is?

mayonaise, ok
we should call it mayonaise
or jellybean pie

this is all too good
even the moxiemorons
cunt cheese is funny

mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine

Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here

the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..

the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!

You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space

I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.