Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

A night for Nova
been given a million stars
to dozzle and shine
Haiku # 15836, October 12, 2001 6:06 am ET
by Ruby
don't have time to fight
haiku is short poetry
to uplift the soul
Haiku # 15834, October 12, 2001 5:59 am ET
by Nova
ooops, another err
"take" instead of "make" you see
what would you do now?

(blink me to death? pppfffrrt!
Haiku # 15833, October 12, 2001 5:54 am ET
by jewel1
Hello there Goku!
Seems you don't share the same thoughts
as grampy down there

Haiku # 15832, October 12, 2001 5:51 am ET
by jewel1
Nice try gentleman
We are not homosexuals
We are both women

(see, grampy? forgot to make your
geriatric pills again? I'll get
you some, dearie)
Haiku # 15831, October 12, 2001 5:48 am ET
by jewel1
HeLLo tO RubY
liKe The eXqUisiTe ReD GeM
sO fiNe, So PreCioUs

AnD tO Dear NovA
WhO shiNes liKe A MillioN sTarS
RaDiatiNg FiNessE
Haiku # 15830, October 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, back on mars
a massive dust storm rages
don't plan on camping
Haiku # 15829, October 12, 2001 5:22 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, of course (realbadhaiku is still in development)
nova, pardon me -
these flowery romantics
kind of sound alike
Haiku # 15828, October 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zounds and forsooth, knight -
thou hath etched thy love in ol'
Jewel's steamy bossom
Haiku # 15827, October 12, 2001 5:14 am ET
by (am i getting it right?)
How could I forget
a beautiful dream of you
etched deep in my heart?
Haiku # 15826, October 12, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Nova
take me to our place
where the sea kisses the sky
our private garden
Haiku # 15825, October 12, 2001 3:41 am ET
by Nova
in the still evening
the aftertaste of vodka,
lingers on my lips
Haiku # 15824, October 12, 2001 3:38 am ET
by Nova
Snow in the woodland
rodents burried deep below
a wayward robin

(goku, meet Nova and Ruby, our newest
friends)
Haiku # 15823, October 12, 2001 3:33 am ET
by jewel1
BeEn WaNtiNg a BenZ
sEttlEd For A Bug iNstEaD
mY fiRsT GerMaN cAr
Haiku # 15822, October 12, 2001 2:09 am ET
by goku
in the starry night
where small dewdrops touch the leaves
there i will see you
Haiku # 15821, October 12, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Nova
Ghosts of World War II
The haunting lives forever
When will it all end?
Haiku # 15820, October 12, 2001 1:49 am ET
by Nova
An imperial line
The Kokutai leaves imprints
on everyone's soul
Haiku # 15819, October 12, 2001 1:46 am ET
by Nova
Flashes of mem'ry
The Jigsaw pieces forming
Haiku on my mind
Haiku # 15818, October 12, 2001 1:43 am ET
by Nova
My own native land,
Philippines, my Pilippines,
our own native land.

Haiku # 15817, October 12, 2001 1:37 am ET
by Ruby
Mid-summer nights
In calm/crazy october
mixed emotions.
Haiku # 15816, October 12, 2001 1:32 am ET
by Fellow Narrator of www.geocities.comalkieboy2000
The breathtaking dusk
At Long Beach where we last talked
The memory lives
Haiku # 15815, October 12, 2001 1:22 am ET
by Nova
Neon lights ablaze
We stroll towards Griffith park
Our name in the stars
Haiku # 15814, October 12, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Nova
the noonday sun's heat
glaring, blazing, relentless
Rip Van Winkle sleeps
Haiku # 15813, October 12, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Nova
the noonday sun's heat
glaring, blazing, relentless
Rip Van Winkle sleeps
Haiku # 15812, October 12, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Nova
the noonday sun's heat
glaring, blazing, relentless
Rip Van Winkle sleeps
Haiku # 15811, October 12, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Nova
a haiku for you
this is all i can give you
for you are my friend
Haiku # 15810, October 12, 2001 1:11 am ET
by Ruby
The birds in the sky
Like the stars in the night sky
Are visions of grace
Haiku # 15809, October 12, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Ruby
Fair-skinned little prince
You do not know fear, horror
Meet Kyle, everyone
Haiku # 15808, October 12, 2001 12:56 am ET
by Nova
My own gallant prince
Armed with books, pens, history
Ryan saunters in
Haiku # 15807, October 12, 2001 12:52 am ET
by Nova
My small masterpiece
sent to me by an angel
Baby Stephanie
Haiku # 15806, October 12, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Nova
a dazzling lady
with small ballerina toes
Lauren tiptoes in
Haiku # 15805, October 12, 2001 12:43 am ET
by Nova
in the earlydawn
my soul hungers, thirsts for you
For you are my God
Haiku # 15804, October 12, 2001 12:38 am ET
by Nova
Battles, bloodshed, War
Have you not learned from history?
The missiles blast on
Haiku # 15803, October 12, 2001 12:35 am ET
by Nova
Battles, bloodshed, War
Have you not learned from history?
The missiles blast on
Haiku # 15802, October 12, 2001 12:35 am ET
by Nova
Bizaare, relentless
are you, rage of Washington
why are you so mad?
Haiku # 15801, October 12, 2001 12:30 am ET
by Nova
in the pale blue sky
I see your sensuous eyes
Inviting, gazing
Haiku # 15800, October 12, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Nova
writhing in deep pain
samurai, fight to the death
for honor, glory
Haiku # 15799, October 12, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Nova
lazy days hot nights
watched the sunset's fiery hues
fade into the night
Haiku # 15798, October 12, 2001 12:19 am ET
by Nova
a myriad stars now
Athena Venus arise
touch the heart and soul
Haiku # 15797, October 12, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Nova
a pristine garden
Meet you by the moonlit lake
where dreams merge tonight
Haiku # 15796, October 12, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Nova
hot, passionate nights
Go to the 7th heaven
i'l be there for you
Haiku # 15795, October 12, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Nova
the pear trees glisten
O that i would have life, love
eternal, my soul
Haiku # 15794, October 12, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Nova
Of magical, pert nights
knights all ready for a cause
swords clashing at sea?
Haiku # 15793, October 12, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1
In the ocean deep
Camelot's sword, Merlin's magic
valiant knights story
Haiku # 15792, October 12, 2001 12:02 am ET
by Nova
The jaw dropped till floor
blank stare head askance musing
Bless us, a Jap is here!
Haiku # 15791, October 12, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1
search the world go out
find wisdom, knowledge, life love
Jinzai! musuko
Haiku # 15790, October 11, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by Nova
The blessed baby
an angel at night, asleep
a fright by daylight
Haiku # 15789, October 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Geared full of ammos
we wait, a phalanx
of ghosts and spirits
Haiku # 15788, October 11, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1
An angel gazes,
I look at the face of love
Stephanie by night
Haiku # 15787, October 11, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Nova
the cannons blast off
Perry sends the daimyos out
Fukoku-kyohei
Haiku # 15786, October 11, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Nova
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