Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)
Haiku # 15878, October 12, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by nastier
You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)
Haiku # 15877, October 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by nastier
Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!
Haiku # 15876, October 12, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by nastier
Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

(A message from our sponsors goes here)
Haiku # 15875, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Religion is not
an Opiate, anymore,
since the old tube.

(Too bad ol' Carlo wasn't born
in the 50's, 1950's that is)
Haiku # 15874, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The grass will still grow
and the leaves will still fall
no matter how much you swear at the weather
Haiku # 15873, October 12, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i do disagree
my opinion's no rule but
sand in your pussy
Haiku # 15872, October 12, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by nasty
I don't know if we
can be Gen X direct but
do we protect our own

with a bit of tact?
Haiku # 15871, October 12, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by Moxie of I'm liking the haikus I see people write a lot better than fighting!
If there aint nothin
wrong with the haiku, leave it
or write some nil shit!!!

(I hate zits like you!!!)
Haiku # 15870, October 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by nastier I_HATE_RULES!!!
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15869, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15868, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
Too old for wet dreams
too young to die, such a shit!
a wasted poor life!

(and i have no zit! shit!)
Haiku # 15867, October 12, 2001 11:43 am ET
by another 12 yr old
The old Monks of Emptiness
Walking the streets with no identity
Basket headed, living in their own world
Haiku # 15866, October 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Moxie
Cheap old good will shirts
still work as a kind of tee
ragged but they work
Haiku # 15865, October 12, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
jesus christ nova!
the goal here isn't volume
you goddamned moron
Haiku # 15864, October 12, 2001 11:38 am ET
by nasty
this site reminds me
of being in junior high
wasted talk and zits
Haiku # 15863, October 12, 2001 11:08 am ET
by 12yearsold (again)
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15862, October 12, 2001 10:55 am ET
by unconceding of hey mr. taliban, taliban bananas.
From under the tree
Siddharta Boddhisattva
Wafts to the cosmos
Haiku # 15861, October 12, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Nova
greed, cold, raw power
Marxist-Leninist discourse
Socalists unite!
Haiku # 15860, October 12, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Nova
Croissant, nectarine
Iced frothy Frappuccino
Unopened Sangria
Haiku # 15859, October 12, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Nova
In my dreams you're real
You hold me tight in your arms
Till the next dream comes...
Haiku # 15858, October 12, 2001 9:22 am ET
by Nova
You are perfection:
Apollo reincarnated
distant, out of reach...
Haiku # 15857, October 12, 2001 9:15 am ET
by Nova
cold nights, frosty air
root beer , some scary movie
wish you were with me
Haiku # 15856, October 12, 2001 9:07 am ET
by Nova
wasabe tofu
sakura kamikaze
hai teppanyaki !
Haiku # 15855, October 12, 2001 8:54 am ET
by ash

sora wa aoi desu
kono hana wa shiroi desu
kono shashin wa shirokuro desu
Haiku # 15854, October 12, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

maido arigato gozaimashita
.........anata kirei na
...........jewel-sama
Haiku # 15853, October 12, 2001 8:32 am ET
by ronin

..dozo o haire kudasai
yoroshiku onegaishimas
...ki o tsukete kudasai
Haiku # 15852, October 12, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ronin

...anata wa itsu
itsu tsukimashita'n
...desu ka, ruby
Haiku # 15851, October 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ronin

konban wa softwind
.'nata no kokuseki
...wa nan desu ka
Haiku # 15850, October 12, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ronin
..SUMIMASEN, NOVA-SAMA

.........irasshaimase
this is quite a snake pit here
..........ki o tsukete
Haiku # 15849, October 12, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin
Out of old Edo
Marches the maverick soul
Samurai, Ronin
Haiku # 15848, October 12, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Nova
white sands, turquoise sea
dark mountains, vast vault of sky
Edgar Allan Poe

Haiku # 15847, October 12, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Nova

moshi moshi
Haiku # 15846, October 12, 2001 7:55 am ET
by ronin
a warm, cozy night
Robert Frost, hot chocolate
Bruce Willis movie
Haiku # 15845, October 12, 2001 7:48 am ET
by Nova
A pandemonium
and a gem at proof-reading
"been there, done that" stuff
Haiku # 15844, October 12, 2001 7:43 am ET
by jewel1
lyre and flute tonight
softwind... the scent of lilac
a fly in my nose

(bite the dust, ash)
Haiku # 15843, October 12, 2001 7:34 am ET
by jewel1
softly the wind blows
my hair is tussled and free
unshackled spirit
Haiku # 15842, October 12, 2001 7:26 am ET
by Nova
nova is my friend
sweetest i've ever seen.
Haiku # 15841, October 12, 2001 7:17 am ET
by softwind
Senseless rage, hatred
Is it from the underworld
where Lucifer rules?
Haiku # 15840, October 12, 2001 6:56 am ET
by Nova
weapons raining down
making a meal of people
it's not just desert



(or just dessert....... every new corpse had friends too)
Haiku # 15839, October 12, 2001 6:43 am ET
by ash
Poetry lives on
In the souls of great people
Never forgotten
Haiku # 15838, October 12, 2001 6:19 am ET
by Nova
The sun shines brightly
The moon and stars gaze at us
The clouds above float
Haiku # 15837, October 12, 2001 6:16 am ET
by Ruby
A night for Nova
been given a million stars
to dozzle and shine
Haiku # 15836, October 12, 2001 6:06 am ET
by Ruby
don't have time to fight
haiku is short poetry
to uplift the soul
Haiku # 15834, October 12, 2001 5:59 am ET
by Nova
ooops, another err
"take" instead of "make" you see
what would you do now?

(blink me to death? pppfffrrt!
Haiku # 15833, October 12, 2001 5:54 am ET
by jewel1
Hello there Goku!
Seems you don't share the same thoughts
as grampy down there

Haiku # 15832, October 12, 2001 5:51 am ET
by jewel1
Nice try gentleman
We are not homosexuals
We are both women

(see, grampy? forgot to make your
geriatric pills again? I'll get
you some, dearie)
Haiku # 15831, October 12, 2001 5:48 am ET
by jewel1
HeLLo tO RubY
liKe The eXqUisiTe ReD GeM
sO fiNe, So PreCioUs

AnD tO Dear NovA
WhO shiNes liKe A MillioN sTarS
RaDiatiNg FiNessE
Haiku # 15830, October 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, back on mars
a massive dust storm rages
don't plan on camping
Haiku # 15829, October 12, 2001 5:22 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, of course (realbadhaiku is still in development)
nova, pardon me -
these flowery romantics
kind of sound alike
Haiku # 15828, October 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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