Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15869, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15868, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
Too old for wet dreams
too young to die, such a shit!
a wasted poor life!

(and i have no zit! shit!)
Haiku # 15867, October 12, 2001 11:43 am ET
by another 12 yr old
The old Monks of Emptiness
Walking the streets with no identity
Basket headed, living in their own world
Haiku # 15866, October 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Moxie
Cheap old good will shirts
still work as a kind of tee
ragged but they work
Haiku # 15865, October 12, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
jesus christ nova!
the goal here isn't volume
you goddamned moron
Haiku # 15864, October 12, 2001 11:38 am ET
by nasty
this site reminds me
of being in junior high
wasted talk and zits
Haiku # 15863, October 12, 2001 11:08 am ET
by 12yearsold (again)
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15862, October 12, 2001 10:55 am ET
by unconceding of hey mr. taliban, taliban bananas.
From under the tree
Siddharta Boddhisattva
Wafts to the cosmos
Haiku # 15861, October 12, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Nova
greed, cold, raw power
Marxist-Leninist discourse
Socalists unite!
Haiku # 15860, October 12, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Nova
Croissant, nectarine
Iced frothy Frappuccino
Unopened Sangria
Haiku # 15859, October 12, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Nova
In my dreams you're real
You hold me tight in your arms
Till the next dream comes...
Haiku # 15858, October 12, 2001 9:22 am ET
by Nova
You are perfection:
Apollo reincarnated
distant, out of reach...
Haiku # 15857, October 12, 2001 9:15 am ET
by Nova
cold nights, frosty air
root beer , some scary movie
wish you were with me
Haiku # 15856, October 12, 2001 9:07 am ET
by Nova
wasabe tofu
sakura kamikaze
hai teppanyaki !
Haiku # 15855, October 12, 2001 8:54 am ET
by ash

sora wa aoi desu
kono hana wa shiroi desu
kono shashin wa shirokuro desu
Haiku # 15854, October 12, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

maido arigato gozaimashita
.........anata kirei na
...........jewel-sama
Haiku # 15853, October 12, 2001 8:32 am ET
by ronin

..dozo o haire kudasai
yoroshiku onegaishimas
...ki o tsukete kudasai
Haiku # 15852, October 12, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ronin

...anata wa itsu
itsu tsukimashita'n
...desu ka, ruby
Haiku # 15851, October 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ronin

konban wa softwind
.'nata no kokuseki
...wa nan desu ka
Haiku # 15850, October 12, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ronin
..SUMIMASEN, NOVA-SAMA

.........irasshaimase
this is quite a snake pit here
..........ki o tsukete
Haiku # 15849, October 12, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin
Out of old Edo
Marches the maverick soul
Samurai, Ronin
Haiku # 15848, October 12, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Nova
white sands, turquoise sea
dark mountains, vast vault of sky
Edgar Allan Poe

Haiku # 15847, October 12, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Nova

moshi moshi
Haiku # 15846, October 12, 2001 7:55 am ET
by ronin
a warm, cozy night
Robert Frost, hot chocolate
Bruce Willis movie
Haiku # 15845, October 12, 2001 7:48 am ET
by Nova
A pandemonium
and a gem at proof-reading
"been there, done that" stuff
Haiku # 15844, October 12, 2001 7:43 am ET
by jewel1
lyre and flute tonight
softwind... the scent of lilac
a fly in my nose

(bite the dust, ash)
Haiku # 15843, October 12, 2001 7:34 am ET
by jewel1
softly the wind blows
my hair is tussled and free
unshackled spirit
Haiku # 15842, October 12, 2001 7:26 am ET
by Nova
nova is my friend
sweetest i've ever seen.
Haiku # 15841, October 12, 2001 7:17 am ET
by softwind
Senseless rage, hatred
Is it from the underworld
where Lucifer rules?
Haiku # 15840, October 12, 2001 6:56 am ET
by Nova
weapons raining down
making a meal of people
it's not just desert



(or just dessert....... every new corpse had friends too)
Haiku # 15839, October 12, 2001 6:43 am ET
by ash
Poetry lives on
In the souls of great people
Never forgotten
Haiku # 15838, October 12, 2001 6:19 am ET
by Nova
The sun shines brightly
The moon and stars gaze at us
The clouds above float
Haiku # 15837, October 12, 2001 6:16 am ET
by Ruby
A night for Nova
been given a million stars
to dozzle and shine
Haiku # 15836, October 12, 2001 6:06 am ET
by Ruby
don't have time to fight
haiku is short poetry
to uplift the soul
Haiku # 15834, October 12, 2001 5:59 am ET
by Nova
ooops, another err
"take" instead of "make" you see
what would you do now?

(blink me to death? pppfffrrt!
Haiku # 15833, October 12, 2001 5:54 am ET
by jewel1
Hello there Goku!
Seems you don't share the same thoughts
as grampy down there

Haiku # 15832, October 12, 2001 5:51 am ET
by jewel1
Nice try gentleman
We are not homosexuals
We are both women

(see, grampy? forgot to make your
geriatric pills again? I'll get
you some, dearie)
Haiku # 15831, October 12, 2001 5:48 am ET
by jewel1
HeLLo tO RubY
liKe The eXqUisiTe ReD GeM
sO fiNe, So PreCioUs

AnD tO Dear NovA
WhO shiNes liKe A MillioN sTarS
RaDiatiNg FiNessE
Haiku # 15830, October 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, back on mars
a massive dust storm rages
don't plan on camping
Haiku # 15829, October 12, 2001 5:22 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, of course (realbadhaiku is still in development)
nova, pardon me -
these flowery romantics
kind of sound alike
Haiku # 15828, October 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zounds and forsooth, knight -
thou hath etched thy love in ol'
Jewel's steamy bossom
Haiku # 15827, October 12, 2001 5:14 am ET
by (am i getting it right?)
How could I forget
a beautiful dream of you
etched deep in my heart?
Haiku # 15826, October 12, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Nova
take me to our place
where the sea kisses the sky
our private garden
Haiku # 15825, October 12, 2001 3:41 am ET
by Nova
in the still evening
the aftertaste of vodka,
lingers on my lips
Haiku # 15824, October 12, 2001 3:38 am ET
by Nova
Snow in the woodland
rodents burried deep below
a wayward robin

(goku, meet Nova and Ruby, our newest
friends)
Haiku # 15823, October 12, 2001 3:33 am ET
by jewel1
BeEn WaNtiNg a BenZ
sEttlEd For A Bug iNstEaD
mY fiRsT GerMaN cAr
Haiku # 15822, October 12, 2001 2:09 am ET
by goku
in the starry night
where small dewdrops touch the leaves
there i will see you
Haiku # 15821, October 12, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Nova
Ghosts of World War II
The haunting lives forever
When will it all end?
Haiku # 15820, October 12, 2001 1:49 am ET
by Nova
An imperial line
The Kokutai leaves imprints
on everyone's soul
Haiku # 15819, October 12, 2001 1:46 am ET
by Nova
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