Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me
Haiku # 15916, October 12, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by beatnik from the east
just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob
Haiku # 15915, October 12, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by breaking wind from the north
zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15914, October 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ap
an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!
Haiku # 15913, October 12, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by to all the bad poets out there
soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job
Haiku # 15912, October 12, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by ap
mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow
Haiku # 15911, October 12, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads

(a haa ha ha ha)
Haiku # 15910, October 12, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by nasty
a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice

(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )

Haiku # 15909, October 12, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by nasty
ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny
Haiku # 15908, October 12, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by nasty
kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"
Haiku # 15907, October 12, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by goatjin
post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what
Haiku # 15906, October 12, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by nasty goat...but not the nasty, or nastier or nastiest by any means
Haiku # 15905, October 12, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bow before you
shocked to be accepted in honor!
Peace be unto you
Haiku # 15904, October 12, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Moxie

kunichiwa, mox-san
Haiku # 15903, October 12, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by ronin
The acquired tastes
for saki and many other
things takes some time
Haiku # 15902, October 12, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Moxie

it's all just harmless needling, i suppose
Haiku # 15901, October 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by ronin

and, i suppose, so have i
Haiku # 15900, October 12, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ronin
Latin I should know
yet the oxymoron is wisdom
can be found even in the "fool"

even in the distateful statements
I have certainly played a fool at times
Haiku # 15899, October 12, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15898, October 12, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

...the world is a mirror
of our nature, i suppose
a doppelganger of sorts

...(quid pro quo, et al)
Haiku # 15897, October 12, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by ronin
we are reflections of one another
if the water is calm, we are calm
if the watter ripples, we all ripple
Haiku # 15896, October 12, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15895, October 12, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul
Haiku # 15894, October 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Mankind is flawed
but that humanity of all
gives us that which makes us whole
Haiku # 15893, October 12, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Hmm, I do have patience
if it was misdirected, then
that is madness

But, I just got on!
Haiku # 15892, October 12, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie

....a paradox of sorts
...........i suppose
to be one's own master
Haiku # 15891, October 12, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ronin

in a way, yes...to be free
Haiku # 15890, October 12, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by ronin

fuck! i don't believe it!

like, you've been here for 24 hrs?

such patience characteristic of predators.
Haiku # 15889, October 12, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
Ronin, to be a masterless samurai?
Does that mean?
To be one's own master?
Haiku # 15888, October 12, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie

nasty wa BAKERO desu ne
Haiku # 15887, October 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
the main question is?
is the world big enoug for us all?
or do writers have ego battles too?
Haiku # 15886, October 12, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Moxie

.,.nasty with below IDOIT IQ
regardless of volume, STUPID
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15885, October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ronin
Haiku # 15884, October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

.,.nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume, stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15883, October 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by ronin

..nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15882, October 12, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
now run the White House office
Haiku # 15881, October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
no run the White House office
Haiku # 15880, October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Intellectual
The property on the web
Is wasted on such.
Haiku # 15879, October 12, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)
Haiku # 15878, October 12, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by nastier
You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)
Haiku # 15877, October 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by nastier
Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!
Haiku # 15876, October 12, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by nastier
Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

(A message from our sponsors goes here)
Haiku # 15875, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Religion is not
an Opiate, anymore,
since the old tube.

(Too bad ol' Carlo wasn't born
in the 50's, 1950's that is)
Haiku # 15874, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The grass will still grow
and the leaves will still fall
no matter how much you swear at the weather
Haiku # 15873, October 12, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i do disagree
my opinion's no rule but
sand in your pussy
Haiku # 15872, October 12, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by nasty
I don't know if we
can be Gen X direct but
do we protect our own

with a bit of tact?
Haiku # 15871, October 12, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by Moxie of I'm liking the haikus I see people write a lot better than fighting!
If there aint nothin
wrong with the haiku, leave it
or write some nil shit!!!

(I hate zits like you!!!)
Haiku # 15870, October 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by nastier I_HATE_RULES!!!
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15869, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15868, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
Too old for wet dreams
too young to die, such a shit!
a wasted poor life!

(and i have no zit! shit!)
Haiku # 15867, October 12, 2001 11:43 am ET
by another 12 yr old
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