Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul
Haiku # 15894, October 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Mankind is flawed
but that humanity of all
gives us that which makes us whole
Haiku # 15893, October 12, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Hmm, I do have patience
if it was misdirected, then
that is madness

But, I just got on!
Haiku # 15892, October 12, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie

....a paradox of sorts
...........i suppose
to be one's own master
Haiku # 15891, October 12, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ronin

in a way, yes...to be free
Haiku # 15890, October 12, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by ronin

fuck! i don't believe it!

like, you've been here for 24 hrs?

such patience characteristic of predators.
Haiku # 15889, October 12, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
Ronin, to be a masterless samurai?
Does that mean?
To be one's own master?
Haiku # 15888, October 12, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie

nasty wa BAKERO desu ne
Haiku # 15887, October 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
the main question is?
is the world big enoug for us all?
or do writers have ego battles too?
Haiku # 15886, October 12, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Moxie

.,.nasty with below IDOIT IQ
regardless of volume, STUPID
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15885, October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ronin
Haiku # 15884, October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

.,.nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume, stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15883, October 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by ronin

..nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15882, October 12, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
now run the White House office
Haiku # 15881, October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
no run the White House office
Haiku # 15880, October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Intellectual
The property on the web
Is wasted on such.
Haiku # 15879, October 12, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)
Haiku # 15878, October 12, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by nastier
You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)
Haiku # 15877, October 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by nastier
Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!
Haiku # 15876, October 12, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by nastier
Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

(A message from our sponsors goes here)
Haiku # 15875, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Religion is not
an Opiate, anymore,
since the old tube.

(Too bad ol' Carlo wasn't born
in the 50's, 1950's that is)
Haiku # 15874, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The grass will still grow
and the leaves will still fall
no matter how much you swear at the weather
Haiku # 15873, October 12, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i do disagree
my opinion's no rule but
sand in your pussy
Haiku # 15872, October 12, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by nasty
I don't know if we
can be Gen X direct but
do we protect our own

with a bit of tact?
Haiku # 15871, October 12, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by Moxie of I'm liking the haikus I see people write a lot better than fighting!
If there aint nothin
wrong with the haiku, leave it
or write some nil shit!!!

(I hate zits like you!!!)
Haiku # 15870, October 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by nastier I_HATE_RULES!!!
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15869, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15868, October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
Too old for wet dreams
too young to die, such a shit!
a wasted poor life!

(and i have no zit! shit!)
Haiku # 15867, October 12, 2001 11:43 am ET
by another 12 yr old
The old Monks of Emptiness
Walking the streets with no identity
Basket headed, living in their own world
Haiku # 15866, October 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Moxie
Cheap old good will shirts
still work as a kind of tee
ragged but they work
Haiku # 15865, October 12, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
jesus christ nova!
the goal here isn't volume
you goddamned moron
Haiku # 15864, October 12, 2001 11:38 am ET
by nasty
this site reminds me
of being in junior high
wasted talk and zits
Haiku # 15863, October 12, 2001 11:08 am ET
by 12yearsold (again)
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15862, October 12, 2001 10:55 am ET
by unconceding of hey mr. taliban, taliban bananas.
From under the tree
Siddharta Boddhisattva
Wafts to the cosmos
Haiku # 15861, October 12, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Nova
greed, cold, raw power
Marxist-Leninist discourse
Socalists unite!
Haiku # 15860, October 12, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Nova
Croissant, nectarine
Iced frothy Frappuccino
Unopened Sangria
Haiku # 15859, October 12, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Nova
In my dreams you're real
You hold me tight in your arms
Till the next dream comes...
Haiku # 15858, October 12, 2001 9:22 am ET
by Nova
You are perfection:
Apollo reincarnated
distant, out of reach...
Haiku # 15857, October 12, 2001 9:15 am ET
by Nova
cold nights, frosty air
root beer , some scary movie
wish you were with me
Haiku # 15856, October 12, 2001 9:07 am ET
by Nova
wasabe tofu
sakura kamikaze
hai teppanyaki !
Haiku # 15855, October 12, 2001 8:54 am ET
by ash

sora wa aoi desu
kono hana wa shiroi desu
kono shashin wa shirokuro desu
Haiku # 15854, October 12, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

maido arigato gozaimashita
.........anata kirei na
...........jewel-sama
Haiku # 15853, October 12, 2001 8:32 am ET
by ronin

..dozo o haire kudasai
yoroshiku onegaishimas
...ki o tsukete kudasai
Haiku # 15852, October 12, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ronin

...anata wa itsu
itsu tsukimashita'n
...desu ka, ruby
Haiku # 15851, October 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ronin

konban wa softwind
.'nata no kokuseki
...wa nan desu ka
Haiku # 15850, October 12, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ronin
..SUMIMASEN, NOVA-SAMA

.........irasshaimase
this is quite a snake pit here
..........ki o tsukete
Haiku # 15849, October 12, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin
Out of old Edo
Marches the maverick soul
Samurai, Ronin
Haiku # 15848, October 12, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Nova
white sands, turquoise sea
dark mountains, vast vault of sky
Edgar Allan Poe

Haiku # 15847, October 12, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Nova

moshi moshi
Haiku # 15846, October 12, 2001 7:55 am ET
by ronin
a warm, cozy night
Robert Frost, hot chocolate
Bruce Willis movie
Haiku # 15845, October 12, 2001 7:48 am ET
by Nova
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