flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.

medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god

say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up

(..they have goat

a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat

cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender

(

beam him up, Scottie!
he

please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth

oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay

(

ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)

(

Jewel to Indiana...

A light too far now
Chopin's Etude lingering
Voice calling for One.

kamaimasen
taishi te koto nai
genki desu ka

Oopss?got to go now
lonely hearts are calling me
see you later goat !

goat? I remember !
your dad billy whacked henny
you were such a freak

(so cute?so cute)

for eternity
i shall be joining two souls
two shall be as one

puke and shit cocktail
the specialty of the house
drink up, lil buddy

irony is lost
on these "innocent" cherubs
with their toy arrows

hollywood and goat
you two deserve each other
puke and shit cocktail

i take it all back
the goat shadow knows nothing
next to hollywood

or "naked cowboy
cucumber fucking grandma"
number one! alright!!!!

search web with Yahoo
for "electronic cockroach
shooting jism" ; wow!

what nastiness lurks
in the hearts of men, or goats?
the goat shadow knows...

woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach

really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies

your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost

but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon

(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)

my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb

(

ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years

maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil

does the red wire go
with the white one? le

oh, just diss and run?
gotta love the new breed here.
drink your beer in peace.

music in the air
a refreshing crescendo
please strike me a note

my eyes are blinded
by the brightness of your lights
pray my sight restored

(

just got from the store
one brewed only in Poland
this got to cost me!

(

i've been a-salted
by a cereal killer!
(no, just some mixed nuts)

"impluses...circuits"
if you can't write properly
better not throw stones

when raw nerves are touched
electrical impulses
short circuits the brain

(

try new wheatrinos!
now with so much damn fiber
they pass right through you!

if we wanted your
advice or opinion, we'd
beat it out of ya!

the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.

mox, this bowing thing
it sounds freudian to me
are you a catcher

try new wheat-e-os
now with extra wheat goodness!
it's wheatarrific!

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don't touch my moustache -
now tell me, what in the world
did she mean by that?

bopo anata
ohio cunt's itchy ma
sake sake puke