woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach

really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies

your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost

but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon

(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)

my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb

(

ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years

maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil

does the red wire go
with the white one? le

oh, just diss and run?
gotta love the new breed here.
drink your beer in peace.

music in the air
a refreshing crescendo
please strike me a note

my eyes are blinded
by the brightness of your lights
pray my sight restored

(

just got from the store
one brewed only in Poland
this got to cost me!

(

i've been a-salted
by a cereal killer!
(no, just some mixed nuts)

"impluses...circuits"
if you can't write properly
better not throw stones

when raw nerves are touched
electrical impulses
short circuits the brain

(

try new wheatrinos!
now with so much damn fiber
they pass right through you!

if we wanted your
advice or opinion, we'd
beat it out of ya!

the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.

mox, this bowing thing
it sounds freudian to me
are you a catcher

try new wheat-e-os
now with extra wheat goodness!
it's wheatarrific!

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don't touch my moustache -
now tell me, what in the world
did she mean by that?

bopo anata
ohio cunt's itchy ma
sake sake puke

satire is welcome
beats the livnin' shit outta
the moxiemorons

I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me

just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob

zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock

an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!

soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job

mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow

gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads

(a haa ha ha ha)

a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice

(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )

ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny

kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"

post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what

I bow before you
shocked to be accepted in honor!
Peace be unto you

kunichiwa, mox-san

The acquired tastes
for saki and many other
things takes some time

it's all just harmless needling, i suppose

and, i suppose, so have i

Latin I should know
yet the oxymoron is wisdom
can be found even in the "fool"

even in the distateful statements
I have certainly played a fool at times

...the world is a mirror
of our nature, i suppose
a doppelganger of sorts

...(quid pro quo, et al)

we are reflections of one another
if the water is calm, we are calm
if the watter ripples, we all ripple

If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul

Mankind is flawed
but that humanity of all
gives us that which makes us whole

Hmm, I do have patience
if it was misdirected, then
that is madness

But, I just got on!

....a paradox of sorts
...........i suppose
to be one's own master

in a way, yes...to be free