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Haiku # 15921 October 12, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
Thanks for making this guestbook available
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Haiku # 15920 October 12, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Wally Hudalla of Troy, Michigan
don't touch my moustache -
now tell me, what in the world
did she mean by that?
Haiku # 15919 October 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by haiku for busy people
bopo anata
ohio cunt's itchy ma
sake sake puke
Haiku # 15918 October 12, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by ap
satire is welcome
beats the livnin' shit outta
the moxiemorons
Haiku # 15917 October 12, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me
Haiku # 15916 October 12, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by beatnik from the east
just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob
Haiku # 15915 October 12, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by breaking wind from the north
zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15914 October 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ap
an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!
Haiku # 15913 October 12, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by to all the bad poets out there
soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job
Haiku # 15912 October 12, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by ap
mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow
Haiku # 15911 October 12, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads

(a haa ha ha ha)
Haiku # 15910 October 12, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by nasty
a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice

(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )

Haiku # 15909 October 12, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by nasty
ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny
Haiku # 15908 October 12, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by nasty
kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"
Haiku # 15907 October 12, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by goatjin
post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what
Haiku # 15906 October 12, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by nasty goat...but not the nasty, or nastier or nastiest by any means
Haiku # 15905 October 12, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bow before you
shocked to be accepted in honor!
Peace be unto you
Haiku # 15904 October 12, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Moxie

kunichiwa, mox-san
Haiku # 15903 October 12, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by ronin
The acquired tastes
for saki and many other
things takes some time
Haiku # 15902 October 12, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Moxie

it's all just harmless needling, i suppose
Haiku # 15901 October 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by ronin

and, i suppose, so have i
Haiku # 15900 October 12, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ronin
Latin I should know
yet the oxymoron is wisdom
can be found even in the "fool"

even in the distateful statements
I have certainly played a fool at times
Haiku # 15899 October 12, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15898 October 12, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

...the world is a mirror
of our nature, i suppose
a doppelganger of sorts

...(quid pro quo, et al)
Haiku # 15897 October 12, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by ronin
we are reflections of one another
if the water is calm, we are calm
if the watter ripples, we all ripple
Haiku # 15896 October 12, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15895 October 12, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul
Haiku # 15894 October 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Mankind is flawed
but that humanity of all
gives us that which makes us whole
Haiku # 15893 October 12, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Hmm, I do have patience
if it was misdirected, then
that is madness

But, I just got on!
Haiku # 15892 October 12, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie

....a paradox of sorts
...........i suppose
to be one's own master
Haiku # 15891 October 12, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ronin

in a way, yes...to be free
Haiku # 15890 October 12, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by ronin

fuck! i don't believe it!

like, you've been here for 24 hrs?

such patience characteristic of predators.
Haiku # 15889 October 12, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
Ronin, to be a masterless samurai?
Does that mean?
To be one's own master?
Haiku # 15888 October 12, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie

nasty wa BAKERO desu ne
Haiku # 15887 October 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
the main question is?
is the world big enoug for us all?
or do writers have ego battles too?
Haiku # 15886 October 12, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Moxie

.,.nasty with below IDOIT IQ
regardless of volume, STUPID
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15885 October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ronin
Haiku # 15884 October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

.,.nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume, stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15883 October 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by ronin

..nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15882 October 12, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
now run the White House office
Haiku # 15881 October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
no run the White House office
Haiku # 15880 October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Intellectual
The property on the web
Is wasted on such.
Haiku # 15879 October 12, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)
Haiku # 15878 October 12, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by nastier
You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)
Haiku # 15877 October 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by nastier
Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!
Haiku # 15876 October 12, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by nastier
Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

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Haiku # 15875 October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Religion is not
an Opiate, anymore,
since the old tube.

(Too bad ol' Carlo wasn't born
in the 50's, 1950's that is)
Haiku # 15874 October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The grass will still grow
and the leaves will still fall
no matter how much you swear at the weather
Haiku # 15873 October 12, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i do disagree
my opinion's no rule but
sand in your pussy
Haiku # 15872 October 12, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by nasty