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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

if we wanted your
advice or opinion, we'd
beat it out of ya!
Haiku # 15924, October 12, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15923, October 12, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by rez-erection of come, mr. taliban, taliban bananas
mox, this bowing thing
it sounds freudian to me
are you a catcher
Haiku # 15922, October 12, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by ap - to mox, he ain't pitchin'
try new wheat-e-os
now with extra wheat goodness!
it's wheatarrific!
Haiku # 15921, October 12, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
Thanks for making this guestbook available
www.heytim.com
www.heytim.com
Haiku # 15920, October 12, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Wally Hudalla of Troy, Michigan
don't touch my moustache -
now tell me, what in the world
did she mean by that?
Haiku # 15919, October 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by haiku for busy people
bopo anata
ohio cunt's itchy ma
sake sake puke
Haiku # 15918, October 12, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by ap
satire is welcome
beats the livnin' shit outta
the moxiemorons
Haiku # 15917, October 12, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me
Haiku # 15916, October 12, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by beatnik from the east
just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob
Haiku # 15915, October 12, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by breaking wind from the north
zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15914, October 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ap
an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!
Haiku # 15913, October 12, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by to all the bad poets out there
soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job
Haiku # 15912, October 12, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by ap
mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow
Haiku # 15911, October 12, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads

(a haa ha ha ha)
Haiku # 15910, October 12, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by nasty
a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice

(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )

Haiku # 15909, October 12, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by nasty
ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny
Haiku # 15908, October 12, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by nasty
kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"
Haiku # 15907, October 12, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by goatjin
post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what
Haiku # 15906, October 12, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by nasty goat...but not the nasty, or nastier or nastiest by any means
Haiku # 15905, October 12, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bow before you
shocked to be accepted in honor!
Peace be unto you
Haiku # 15904, October 12, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Moxie

kunichiwa, mox-san
Haiku # 15903, October 12, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by ronin
The acquired tastes
for saki and many other
things takes some time
Haiku # 15902, October 12, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Moxie

it's all just harmless needling, i suppose
Haiku # 15901, October 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by ronin

and, i suppose, so have i
Haiku # 15900, October 12, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ronin
Latin I should know
yet the oxymoron is wisdom
can be found even in the "fool"

even in the distateful statements
I have certainly played a fool at times
Haiku # 15899, October 12, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15898, October 12, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

...the world is a mirror
of our nature, i suppose
a doppelganger of sorts

...(quid pro quo, et al)
Haiku # 15897, October 12, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by ronin
we are reflections of one another
if the water is calm, we are calm
if the watter ripples, we all ripple
Haiku # 15896, October 12, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15895, October 12, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul
Haiku # 15894, October 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Mankind is flawed
but that humanity of all
gives us that which makes us whole
Haiku # 15893, October 12, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Hmm, I do have patience
if it was misdirected, then
that is madness

But, I just got on!
Haiku # 15892, October 12, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie

....a paradox of sorts
...........i suppose
to be one's own master
Haiku # 15891, October 12, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by ronin

in a way, yes...to be free
Haiku # 15890, October 12, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by ronin

fuck! i don't believe it!

like, you've been here for 24 hrs?

such patience characteristic of predators.
Haiku # 15889, October 12, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
Ronin, to be a masterless samurai?
Does that mean?
To be one's own master?
Haiku # 15888, October 12, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie

nasty wa BAKERO desu ne
Haiku # 15887, October 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
the main question is?
is the world big enoug for us all?
or do writers have ego battles too?
Haiku # 15886, October 12, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Moxie

.,.nasty with below IDOIT IQ
regardless of volume, STUPID
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15885, October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ronin
Haiku # 15884, October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

.,.nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume, stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15883, October 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by ronin

..nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15882, October 12, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
now run the White House office
Haiku # 15881, October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
no run the White House office
Haiku # 15880, October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Intellectual
The property on the web
Is wasted on such.
Haiku # 15879, October 12, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)
Haiku # 15878, October 12, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by nastier
You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)
Haiku # 15877, October 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by nastier
Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!
Haiku # 15876, October 12, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by nastier
Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

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Haiku # 15875, October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
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