please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth
by Dr. Spock's warning
oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay
(
by indiana
ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)
(
by indiana
Jewel to Indiana...
A light too far now
Chopin's Etude lingering
Voice calling for One.
by jewel1
kamaimasen
taishi te koto nai
genki desu ka
by jewel1
Oopss?got to go now
lonely hearts are calling me
see you later goat !
by cupid
goat? I remember !
your dad billy whacked henny
you were such a freak
(so cute?so cute)
by cupid
for eternity
i shall be joining two souls
two shall be as one
by cupid
puke and shit cocktail
the specialty of the house
drink up, lil buddy
by feathered goat vermin, at your service
irony is lost
on these "innocent" cherubs
with their toy arrows
by feathered goat vermin, and who are you to judge?
hollywood and goat
you two deserve each other
puke and shit cocktail
by cupid
i take it all back
the goat shadow knows nothing
next to hollywood
by feathered goat vermin, in awe
or "naked cowboy
cucumber fucking grandma"
number one! alright!!!!
by Hollywood Bonfire
search web with Yahoo
for "electronic cockroach
shooting jism" ; wow!
by Hollywood Bonfire
what nastiness lurks
in the hearts of men, or goats?
the goat shadow knows...
by way before my time, even...
woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach
by WENDY S
really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies
your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost
but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon
by nasty
(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)
by Anonymous Poet
my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb
(
by indiana
ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years
by feathered goat vermin
maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil
by indiana
does the red wire go
with the white one? le
by indiana
oh, just diss and run?
gotta love the new breed here.
drink your beer in peace.
by feathered goat vermin
music in the air
a refreshing crescendo
please strike me a note
by indiana to jewel
my eyes are blinded
by the brightness of your lights
pray my sight restored
(
by indiana
just got from the store
one brewed only in Poland
this got to cost me!
(
by indiana
i've been a-salted
by a cereal killer!
(no, just some mixed nuts)
by lame puns are all you deserve
"impluses...circuits"
if you can't write properly
better not throw stones
by dissed by better than you, indy
when raw nerves are touched
electrical impulses
short circuits the brain
(
by indiana
try new wheatrinos!
now with so much damn fiber
they pass right through you!
by feathered goat vermin on a new riff
if we wanted your
advice or opinion, we'd
beat it out of ya!
by Anonymous Poet
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes
the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
by rez-erection of come, mr. taliban, taliban bananas
mox, this bowing thing
it sounds freudian to me
are you a catcher
by ap - to mox, he ain't pitchin'
try new wheat-e-os
now with extra wheat goodness!
it's wheatarrific!
by feathered goat vermin
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by Wally Hudalla of Troy, Michigan
don't touch my moustache -
now tell me, what in the world
did she mean by that?
by haiku for busy people
bopo anata
ohio cunt's itchy ma
sake sake puke
by ap
satire is welcome
beats the livnin' shit outta
the moxiemorons
by ap
I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me
by beatnik from the east
just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob
by breaking wind from the north
zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock
by ap
an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!
by to all the bad poets out there
soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job
by ap
mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow
by ap
gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads
(a haa ha ha ha)
by nasty
a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice
(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )
by nasty
ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny
by nasty
kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"
by goatjin
post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what
by nasty goat...but not the nasty, or nastier or nastiest by any means
