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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
AHHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN AP

........keep off my handle
......it's exclusively for my
.........mistresses' kisses
Haiku # 15975 October 13, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin
this Oktoberfest!
keep the beer and food rolling
it
Haiku # 15974 October 13, 2001 9:11 am ET
by blues brother

...sun shines in the east
..golden land of tomorrow
your children march proud
Haiku # 15973 October 13, 2001 8:42 am ET
by ronni
.........TOKORODE

.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs

(with pee wee for nestea)
Haiku # 15972 October 13, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

.....mox-san, o genki desu ka

.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)
Haiku # 15971 October 13, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15970 October 13, 2001 8:31 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa nodo ga itai, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15969 October 13, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ronin

ohayo gozaimasu, ash
Haiku # 15968 October 13, 2001 8:29 am ET
by ronin
flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.

Haiku # 15967 October 13, 2001 8:22 am ET
by moonflower
Haiku # 15966 October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15965 October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15964 October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15963 October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15962 October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15961 October 13, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god
Haiku # 15960 October 13, 2001 7:47 am ET
by mellie
say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up

(..they have goat
Haiku # 15959 October 13, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Brother Esau
a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat
Haiku # 15958 October 13, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Cook of the Day
cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender

(
Haiku # 15957 October 13, 2001 7:03 am ET
by Cmdr. Data
beam him up, Scottie!
he
Haiku # 15956 October 13, 2001 6:45 am ET
by Cmdr. Picart
please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth
Haiku # 15955 October 13, 2001 6:36 am ET
by Dr. Spock's warning
oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay

(
Haiku # 15954 October 13, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)

(
Haiku # 15953 October 13, 2001 6:11 am ET
by indiana
Jewel to Indiana...

A light too far now
Chopin's Etude lingering
Voice calling for One.
Haiku # 15952 October 13, 2001 5:55 am ET
by jewel1
kamaimasen
taishi te koto nai
genki desu ka
Haiku # 15951 October 13, 2001 5:45 am ET
by jewel1
Oopss?got to go now
lonely hearts are calling me
see you later goat !
Haiku # 15950 October 13, 2001 5:00 am ET
by cupid
goat? I remember !
your dad billy whacked henny
you were such a freak

(so cute?so cute)
Haiku # 15949 October 13, 2001 4:50 am ET
by cupid
for eternity
i shall be joining two souls
two shall be as one
Haiku # 15948 October 13, 2001 4:49 am ET
by cupid
puke and shit cocktail
the specialty of the house
drink up, lil buddy
Haiku # 15947 October 13, 2001 4:17 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, at your service
irony is lost
on these "innocent" cherubs
with their toy arrows
Haiku # 15946 October 13, 2001 4:13 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, and who are you to judge?
hollywood and goat
you two deserve each other
puke and shit cocktail
Haiku # 15945 October 13, 2001 4:02 am ET
by cupid
Haiku # 15944 October 13, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i take it all back
the goat shadow knows nothing
next to hollywood
Haiku # 15943 October 13, 2001 2:08 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, in awe
or "naked cowboy
cucumber fucking grandma"
number one! alright!!!!
Haiku # 15942 October 13, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
search web with Yahoo
for "electronic cockroach
shooting jism" ; wow!
Haiku # 15941 October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
what nastiness lurks
in the hearts of men, or goats?
the goat shadow knows...
Haiku # 15940 October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by way before my time, even...
woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach
Haiku # 15939 October 13, 2001 1:55 am ET
by WENDY S
really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies

your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost

but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon

Haiku # 15938 October 13, 2001 1:52 am ET
by nasty
(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)
Haiku # 15937 October 13, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb

(
Haiku # 15936 October 12, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by indiana
ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years
Haiku # 15935 October 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil
Haiku # 15934 October 12, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by indiana
does the red wire go
with the white one? le
Haiku # 15933 October 12, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by indiana
oh, just diss and run?
gotta love the new breed here.
drink your beer in peace.
Haiku # 15932 October 12, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
music in the air
a refreshing crescendo
please strike me a note
Haiku # 15931 October 12, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by indiana to jewel
my eyes are blinded
by the brightness of your lights
pray my sight restored

(
Haiku # 15930 October 12, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by indiana
just got from the store
one brewed only in Poland
this got to cost me!

(
Haiku # 15929 October 12, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by indiana
i've been a-salted
by a cereal killer!
(no, just some mixed nuts)
Haiku # 15928 October 12, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by lame puns are all you deserve
"impluses...circuits"
if you can't write properly
better not throw stones
Haiku # 15927 October 12, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by dissed by better than you, indy
when raw nerves are touched
electrical impulses
short circuits the brain

(
Haiku # 15926 October 12, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by indiana