Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

.........TOKORODE

.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs

(with pee wee for nestea)
Haiku # 15972, October 13, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

.....mox-san, o genki desu ka

.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)
Haiku # 15971, October 13, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15970, October 13, 2001 8:31 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa nodo ga itai, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15969, October 13, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ronin

ohayo gozaimasu, ash
Haiku # 15968, October 13, 2001 8:29 am ET
by ronin
flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.

Haiku # 15967, October 13, 2001 8:22 am ET
by moonflower
Haiku # 15966, October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15965, October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15964, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15963, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15962, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15961, October 13, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god
Haiku # 15960, October 13, 2001 7:47 am ET
by mellie
say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up

(..they have goat
Haiku # 15959, October 13, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Brother Esau
a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat
Haiku # 15958, October 13, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Cook of the Day
cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender

(
Haiku # 15957, October 13, 2001 7:03 am ET
by Cmdr. Data
beam him up, Scottie!
he
Haiku # 15956, October 13, 2001 6:45 am ET
by Cmdr. Picart
please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth
Haiku # 15955, October 13, 2001 6:36 am ET
by Dr. Spock's warning
oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay

(
Haiku # 15954, October 13, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)

(
Haiku # 15953, October 13, 2001 6:11 am ET
by indiana
Jewel to Indiana...

A light too far now
Chopin's Etude lingering
Voice calling for One.
Haiku # 15952, October 13, 2001 5:55 am ET
by jewel1
kamaimasen
taishi te koto nai
genki desu ka
Haiku # 15951, October 13, 2001 5:45 am ET
by jewel1
Oopss?got to go now
lonely hearts are calling me
see you later goat !
Haiku # 15950, October 13, 2001 5:00 am ET
by cupid
goat? I remember !
your dad billy whacked henny
you were such a freak

(so cute?so cute)
Haiku # 15949, October 13, 2001 4:50 am ET
by cupid
for eternity
i shall be joining two souls
two shall be as one
Haiku # 15948, October 13, 2001 4:49 am ET
by cupid
puke and shit cocktail
the specialty of the house
drink up, lil buddy
Haiku # 15947, October 13, 2001 4:17 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, at your service
irony is lost
on these "innocent" cherubs
with their toy arrows
Haiku # 15946, October 13, 2001 4:13 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, and who are you to judge?
hollywood and goat
you two deserve each other
puke and shit cocktail
Haiku # 15945, October 13, 2001 4:02 am ET
by cupid
Haiku # 15944, October 13, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i take it all back
the goat shadow knows nothing
next to hollywood
Haiku # 15943, October 13, 2001 2:08 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, in awe
or "naked cowboy
cucumber fucking grandma"
number one! alright!!!!
Haiku # 15942, October 13, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
search web with Yahoo
for "electronic cockroach
shooting jism" ; wow!
Haiku # 15941, October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
what nastiness lurks
in the hearts of men, or goats?
the goat shadow knows...
Haiku # 15940, October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by way before my time, even...
woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach
Haiku # 15939, October 13, 2001 1:55 am ET
by WENDY S
really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies

your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost

but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon

Haiku # 15938, October 13, 2001 1:52 am ET
by nasty
(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)
Haiku # 15937, October 13, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb

(
Haiku # 15936, October 12, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by indiana
ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years
Haiku # 15935, October 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil
Haiku # 15934, October 12, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by indiana
does the red wire go
with the white one? le
Haiku # 15933, October 12, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by indiana
oh, just diss and run?
gotta love the new breed here.
drink your beer in peace.
Haiku # 15932, October 12, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
music in the air
a refreshing crescendo
please strike me a note
Haiku # 15931, October 12, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by indiana to jewel
my eyes are blinded
by the brightness of your lights
pray my sight restored

(
Haiku # 15930, October 12, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by indiana
just got from the store
one brewed only in Poland
this got to cost me!

(
Haiku # 15929, October 12, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by indiana
i've been a-salted
by a cereal killer!
(no, just some mixed nuts)
Haiku # 15928, October 12, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by lame puns are all you deserve
"impluses...circuits"
if you can't write properly
better not throw stones
Haiku # 15927, October 12, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by dissed by better than you, indy
when raw nerves are touched
electrical impulses
short circuits the brain

(
Haiku # 15926, October 12, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by indiana
try new wheatrinos!
now with so much damn fiber
they pass right through you!
Haiku # 15925, October 12, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin on a new riff
if we wanted your
advice or opinion, we'd
beat it out of ya!
Haiku # 15924, October 12, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15923, October 12, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by rez-erection of come, mr. taliban, taliban bananas
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