keep yer pecker hard,
an yer powder dry, we all
have, a time to die
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, in between is
our neighborhood
by --bash--
congratulations!
your haiku was sixteen thou!
the grand prize winner!
by yes, it's goat dip unfortunately...but prepared with peace n' love
another haiku
follows another haiku
like night follows day
by ash
what is so funny
about peace, love and the rest?
is it the clothing?
i wish peace and love
to all earthly visitors,
along with goat dip
by feathered goat vermin - i mean this in the nicest way possible
no more, no more pls.
too much evil in this world.
peace and love we need.
by moonflower
i adore you babe
my one dimpled darling carl
precious gift from above.
by moonflower
my pup is steffi
loves unconditionally
am surely lucky!
by moonflower
my teardrops in bed
i am so lonely see me.
did you ever see sweet bee?
by moonflower
pretty butterfly
come stay by my side today
come to me ...oh come.
by moonflower
Why is it that it's
your fault when people call you
a retard, and they're being assholes?
by Moxie
gibber jabber shit
drivel drivel drivel shit
more stupid drivel
by Anonymous Poet
totemo kuchai
anata no oheso
mazui uni
by feathered goatjin vermin
ronnin-san, genki?
nihongo hanashimasu
...is it poetry?
by feathered goat vermin
youse struts yer hour
on dis lousy stage, and why?
all to make a buck
by feathered goat vermin, gettin' paid by the syllable
punk with a keyboard
should you meet me in person
you would call me sir
by ap
Ey PEE...
Idiot who pretends
to be a moron, how dare!
poor and sorry life
(whats the prob, oldie? Had a bad life,
huh? Try sniffing crystal balls,
maybe you'd get a high...bwahahahaaaa!)
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek
(hohummm...)
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek
(hohummm...)
by nastier
My apologies
You ceased to excite me, dear
I am stone, I smile
(ahhm... anthrax is much more exciting
really gets me wet...)
by Vermina
Vermin Goat...
A play all your own
You act, you react, you clap
That is what you want
(soreee dewy, try again, pug)
by Vermina
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life
(tee hee hee)
by nastier
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life
(tee hee hee)
by nastier
Stop flirting old zit
Zilch or zit are not my type
Maybe an acne
(ya know? dee wand wid yalloh puss?)
by nastier
to nasty...
Please, you are too kind
I need some more challenge here
what was that again?
(Beat me? like blog, plak, kabloom? Meow,
do not say it, just do it, sweet scum)
by nastier
..really ash old dude
what wasabe and tofu
....make it sashimi
by ronin
AHHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN AP
........keep off my handle
......it's exclusively for my
.........mistresses' kisses
by ronin
this Oktoberfest!
keep the beer and food rolling
it
by blues brother
...sun shines in the east
..golden land of tomorrow
your children march proud
by ronni
.........TOKORODE
.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs
(with pee wee for nestea)
by ronin
.....mox-san, o genki desu ka
.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)
by ronin
watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi
by ronin
watashi wa nodo ga itai, jewel-san tomodachi
by ronin
ohayo gozaimasu, ash
by ronin
flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.
by moonflower
medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god
by mellie
say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up
(..they have goat
by Brother Esau
a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat
by Cook of the Day
cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender
(
by Cmdr. Data
beam him up, Scottie!
he
by Cmdr. Picart
please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth
by Dr. Spock's warning
oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay
(
by indiana
ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)
(
by indiana
