and then i lost it
like so many times before
just for a brief spell

cleaned up by a car
mynah guts spread 'cross the road
good riddance import

Hark! No Rev'rend! Has
He tired of playing with the
kids? How can this be?

Why yes, cows can fly
Haiku is so righteous, dude
Go wipe your asshole

funky fat bunny
cool tornado grass hair style
cross-eyed orgasms

Ugly Fat Chick in Princeton
Eating Greasy Pizza
Farting Haiku

never eat lettuce
when you suffer from the shits
it will ache your guts

full mental jacket
caps lock and load your ravings
but haiku it ain't

feel free to post them
(your childish, inane rantings)
but please don't SCREAM them

vacuous, mindless
Clueless, boring, stupid tripe
better post it twice

HOW WE SIT AND THINKWHERE DO WE GET?iMGANATIONS FLYbUT WHERE DO THEY GO?TO ANOTHER WORLD OR PLANET?DO WE CARE?OF COURSE WE DOWHERE WOULD WE BEIF NO ONE WAS THINKING?NOWHERESO WHERE DO WE GO?SOMEWHERE RIGHT!HOW DO WE GET THERE?I AM NOT SURE!WHY DO WE GO?WE

HOW WE SIT AND THINKWHERE DO WE GET?iMGANATIONS FLYbUT WHERE DO THEY GO?TO ANOTHER WORLD OR PLANET?DO WE CARE?OF COURSE WE DOWHERE WOULD WE BEIF NO ONE WAS THINKING?NOWHERESO WHERE DO WE GO?SOMEWHERE RIGHT!HOW DO WE GET THERE?I AM NOT SURE!WHY DO WE GO?WE

SUDDENESS IT STILLLIFE HAS CHANGEDBUT FOR WHAT? A CHILDCHANGE IN LIFEFOR A CHILDWILL BE BORN

i could break your backmy scrotum is on your facei could break your back

i could break your backi have no nosehair at alli could break your back

a weird paradox
tragedy is ev'rywhere
and happiness too

let me get that right
reality is a toad
sucking on your head

what you lack in style
you certainly make up for
with drama and wit

So don't you tell me
'bout how reality sucks
It can't get much worse

Friend died in car wreck
Another tried suicide
That has been my week

reality sits
like a ridiculous toad
on your little head

I too can write rhyme
I just needed some more time
Perhaps to try mime

OldNasty is cool
why do you spaz out so much?
I should do homework

my mom and her pets
won't answer my damn phone calls
i still need a loan
your ghost means we work

StanLee you're manly
ground beef needs your ritual
your ghost means we work

lameness is lameness
and to rhyme would be shameless
and oh! So...Janeless

rain rain rain rain rain
rain rain rain rain rain rain rain
sydney is like that

frisky phrost is lame
hmm, but is lame good or bad?
I need to go shit

o chilly willy
haiku sucks a diff'rent way
go inhale a phart

hiakus can suck my phat cock

Benji is my pal
he was very bored today
no skating was done

I need a break from
Fucking reality 'cause
It really blows now.