Ugly Fat Chick in Princeton
Eating Greasy Pizza
Farting Haiku
by johnny waddnyc, usa
never eat lettuce
when you suffer from the shits
it will ache your guts
by wilf o'hairy diddles of hull, england
full mental jacket
caps lock and load your ravings
but haiku it ain't
by ash
feel free to post them
(your childish, inane rantings)
but please don't SCREAM them
by squish
vacuous, mindless
Clueless, boring, stupid tripe
better post it twice
by dumbfuck of soddomy, gomorrah
HOW WE SIT AND THINKWHERE DO WE GET?iMGANATIONS FLYbUT WHERE DO THEY GO?TO ANOTHER WORLD OR PLANET?DO WE CARE?OF COURSE WE DOWHERE WOULD WE BEIF NO ONE WAS THINKING?NOWHERESO WHERE DO WE GO?SOMEWHERE RIGHT!HOW DO WE GET THERE?I AM NOT SURE!WHY DO WE GO?WE
by NATE MALLI of crofton, usa
HOW WE SIT AND THINKWHERE DO WE GET?iMGANATIONS FLYbUT WHERE DO THEY GO?TO ANOTHER WORLD OR PLANET?DO WE CARE?OF COURSE WE DOWHERE WOULD WE BEIF NO ONE WAS THINKING?NOWHERESO WHERE DO WE GO?SOMEWHERE RIGHT!HOW DO WE GET THERE?I AM NOT SURE!WHY DO WE GO?WE
by NATE MALLI of crofton, usa
SUDDENESS IT STILLLIFE HAS CHANGEDBUT FOR WHAT? A CHILDCHANGE IN LIFEFOR A CHILDWILL BE BORN
by NATE MALLI of CROFTON, USA
i could break your backmy scrotum is on your facei could break your back
by spring chicken and walter of hull, england
i could break your backi have no nosehair at alli could break your back
by spring chicken of hull, england
a weird paradox
tragedy is ev'rywhere
and happiness too
by ash
let me get that right
reality is a toad
sucking on your head
by ash
what you lack in style
you certainly make up for
with drama and wit
by Thunder Stork
So don't you tell me
'bout how reality sucks
It can't get much worse
by Jane
Friend died in car wreck
Another tried suicide
That has been my week
by Jane
reality sits
like a ridiculous toad
on your little head
by Thunder Stork
I too can write rhyme
I just needed some more time
Perhaps to try mime
by JanePrinceton, USA
OldNasty is cool
why do you spaz out so much?
I should do homework
by Lugenius Speed
my mom and her pets
won't answer my damn phone calls
i still need a loan
your ghost means we work
by oldnasty of ukiah, usa
StanLee you're manly
ground beef needs your ritual
your ghost means we work
by oldnasty of ukiah, usa
lameness is lameness
and to rhyme would be shameless
and oh! So...Janeless
by oldnasty of ukiah, usa
rain rain rain rain rain
rain rain rain rain rain rain rain
sydney is like that
by ash
frisky phrost is lame
hmm, but is lame good or bad?
I need to go shit
by StanLee Christians of Arcata, Wierdistan
o chilly willy
haiku sucks a diff'rent way
go inhale a phart
by ash
hiakus can suck my phat cock
by phrost of shit, usa
Benji is my pal
he was very bored today
no skating was done
by Frumpycrab USA
I need a break from
Fucking reality 'cause
It really blows now.
by JanePrinceton, USA
another pecker
silent wind breaks from my ass
computer lab stinks
by StanLee Christians of Arcata, Afghanistan
DULL JOURNAL
Come to dull journal
A real stupid adventure
This, a shameless ad.
by Stanley Christians of Arcata, USA
hot wool everywhere
my balls smell like burnt lamb chops
mint jelly soaked sheets
by Hollywood Bonfire
Your sheepish grin speaks
volumes, and we all know that
you're a baaaaaad liar.
by Intern
that sheep never lies
standing there now, back to you
dripping evidence
by squish
You can't prove a thing
No one can prove what happened
The sheep are liars!
by nunya bidness of Houston,
Romantic haikus
Have a place here but they must,
Of Course, suck out loud.
by Reverend Jim
Happy birthday Steve
Tomorrow is your big day
Get drunk off your ass
by JanePrinceton, USA
Fuck off dear bastard
Extraordinary dickhead
Take quarter, buy life
by JanePrinceton, USA
In the morning I
have a shitty voice that's great
for calling in sick.
by Intern
There once was a Jane
in whose pocket I'd love to
blast off my rocket
by squish
There once was a Jane
from Princeton who'd sit on my
face and smoke Winstons
by squish
There once was a Jane
from Nantucket who's clit was
so fine I'd suck it
by squish
There once was a guy
Who instead of limericks
Wrote me love haikus
by JanePrinceton, USA
hygiene and pizza
the anguish of bad acne
they bring the deep dish
by oldnasty of usa
my aching lungs wheeze
no money for the gas bill
need fresh bongwater
by oldnasty of usa
if we had women
we could have some hot tub sex
if we had hot tub
by Thunder Stork
thank you very much
a queen size bed means more room
for sex with myself
by Thunder Stork
OK, I dont mind
Its my pleasure to do them
I love the dishes
by TimDunedin, NZ
Sometimes I wonder:
How much ejaculated,
Any night on Earth?
by Tim of Dunedin, NZ
Toasted cheese sandwich
A Noblemans invention
Ow Fuck! burnt my lip.
by Tim of Dunedin, NZ
Why should I do them?
If I got home earlier
I would cook, you clean.
by Tim of Dunedin, NZ
Always the dishes
Eating and making a mess
And always my turn
by Tim of Dunedin, NZ
