I love yahoocoz it says hoo hoo hooMy love where are youwind is flowing loo loo loo!
by Zunglee of forest, Amazon
Press on that button
until it pops and poops good
now, i lost my balls
by JIM of JIM, JIM
something clicked in place
and I'm happy to be here
thank god for this day
by Hollywood Bonfire
Shot five large loads in
my entrance to the chili
cook-off at work. Mmmmm
by Intern
At last you were there
Right before my very eyes
Can we break the tie?
by AHHT
dumb politicians
making those same promises
i fell for last time
by ash
while she is sleeping
i can pull on her nipple
looks like mt. fuji!
by johnny waddpalookaville, estonia
broken wine bottle
in my bloody hip pocket
fucking leprachans!
by johnny waddpalookaville, unitos estatos
Double Amputee
Picking Scabs and Drinking pee
Humming, "Doe Ray Me"
by johnny waddpalookaville, usa
There's SPAM in my fridge
It's been there for several years
I think it's alive
by Jreg of Silver Spring, United States
Shaveing it barren
tchy, bald, bleeding pecker
very stupid idea man
by mikefool usa
unlike addition
counting isn't all that counts
regarding haiku
by ash
There is nothing like
Wet gummy bears sticking
To your genitals
by Jerry of Westfield, USA
Half of entries not
Haikus you foolish people
five, seven, five, duh!
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA
Computer hates me
Fatal Errors everywhere
Throw it out window
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA
If I could do as I wish,
Iwould acknowledge more profoundlythe sorrow of departing winter.
by Musui
by mark
tears in the kitchen
an empty cast iron pan
strong fucking onions
by Thunder Stork
god I love nature
checking out the squirrels' asses
while making nut jokes
by Hollywood Bonfire
good god it's friday
I see my kids this weekend
those fucking ingrates
by Hollywood Bonfire
Font size is too big
Must change it or I'll go mad
HTML fools
by AHHT
I'm going upstairs
To scrounge a few cans of beer
Before they're all gone
by AHHT
klm&m
earthlings are a stupid lot
we will eat you up
by desmond of washington, usa
trevor spaceman he
desmond and christine also
planet klm
by ted of washington, usa
murder the mad king
become mostly animal
marrow in my mouth
by Hollywood Bonfire
my bathroom mural
'nudes eating cotton candy'
cost me fourteen grand
by Hollywood Bonfire
admit i inhale
imbibing johnnie walker
listening to jazz
by ash
my friend you are dim
in fact you are so damn dim
for you we dumb up
by La Rochefoucald of London, UK
The open window
The cold air of early spring
a rash on the wang that won't go away
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
I drag my foot on the grass
In reverence to the land
Oh1 How I hate to step on dog shit
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
The lighting of a candle
The reawakening of the senses
the smell of fart gone by
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
The lighting of a candle
the smell of fart gone by
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
catching cockroaches
despite my increasing skill
remains disgusting
by ash
I sit on the pot
beating away on my crank
coming and going
by squish
sweaty and tired
i can finally relax
man am i hungry
by Thunder Stork
i poop like a dog
quivering with an arched back
until its over
by Thunder Stork
i sit on the pot
waiting for the violence
that is Taco Bell
by Thunder Stork
She destroyed the files
Because she doesn't like you
Hell hath no fury
by AHHT
The burning kitchen
It was not an accident
I know who did it
by AHHT
any jock can play
at testicular juggling
if they got the balls
by ash
nice zippered scrotum!
can remove testes quickly!
safe storage in purse!
by Hollywood Bonfire
I kicked my nephew's ass hard
I yelled "see? that's life my friend!"
he cried his eyes out
by Hollywood Bonfire
defecation yeah
rehabilitation smear
sit a bit my dear
by Hooter G midic
jane you make me ill
your tiny violin weeps
we all feel your pain
by oldnasty
How convenient
insane- only long enough
rid the world of bitch
by terminator of Venus, usa
and then i lost it
like so many times before
just for a brief spell
by ash
cleaned up by a car
mynah guts spread 'cross the road
good riddance import
by asley
Hark! No Rev'rend! Has
He tired of playing with the
kids? How can this be?
by Lao-Tse
Why yes, cows can fly
Haiku is so righteous, dude
Go wipe your asshole
by Stanley Christians of Venus
funky fat bunny
cool tornado grass hair style
cross-eyed orgasms
by Thunder Stork
