dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles
by TaoJones of USA
so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!
by Hollywood Bonfire
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True
by basho marx
Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.
by Nunya Bidness of Houston Texas
If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.
by Nunya BidnessHouston, Texas
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia
by johhny waddyak city,
my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan
by Thunder Stork
Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy
by johhny waddyak city, pukatonia
When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.
by Sexy Chicken
If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.
by Mommy
I ate something weird
four yards of fuzzy blue yarn
now my stomach hurts
by Hollywood Bonfire
I will try again
Puke a lot then grin and grin
My toilet; Meet gin
by King of the Ducks of FUCK U,, United Dorks
spring is a new day
jump in the moment of green
pee in the shower
by Thunder Stork
happy pink rabbit
doing cartwheels in my ass
I lay colored eggs
by Hollywood Bonfire
lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant
by ash
some years ago now
offended my best friend's dad
i puked in his shoes
by ash
Everyone my
age is getting married. What
the fuck's wrong with you?
No, I will not go
Out with you. I refuse to
fuck a damn Canuck.
by Mommy
the bald-headed girl
kicked my ass quite savagely
when I killed her cat
by Hollywood Bonfire
I just lost my job
as a joke I put some squirrels
in my boss's car
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture
by Hollywood Bonfire
anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me
by alex of toronto, canada
Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation. Damn.
by Captain Speedy of Well, bites
I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?
by Captain Speedy of Hmm, What?
My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.
by paprfoldr of Amerika
sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin
by bakai
She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.
by Intern
infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more
by ash
again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.
by ash
you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia
by ash
echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d
by bakai
Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds
by Mommy
echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it
by ash
Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!
by Lightning of gawd
Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!
by Harvester of Eyes of Gommorrah,
Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.
by Intern
I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.
by Intern
once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku
by ash
As I stand bent down
Waiting for the explosion
that which is Denissons
by Taylor Linquist of Medford, United States of America
Sent me to Torrance
Sexy Chicken says Borrance
I have abhorrance! FUCK U
by King of the Ducks of Glendale, United Shits
We, Sons of Nippon
Salute YOU KAMIKAZI
YELLOW LEPRACHAUNS!
by johnny waddtora! tora! begorraugh!, green emerald isle
My bologna has a first name
Frankfurters look like dicksSo I named mine Frankie.
by P.J. Soles of Sherman Oaks, 91423
My first haiku sucks
Goddamn hippo is a slut
Die Ms. Nobel, die!!
King of the DucksGlendale, USGAY
by Anonymous Poet
Hi! I am garfieldI live in a minefieldI love to play in baseball fieldAlso I love the word FIELD
by garfield of zooland, Garfield-Nation
