oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me
by alex of toronto, canada 
 
			
Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation.  Damn.
by Captain Speedy of Well, bites 
 
			
I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?
by Captain Speedy of Hmm, What? 
 
			
My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.
by paprfoldr of Amerika 
 
			
sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin
by bakai
 
			
She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.
by Intern
 
			
infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more
by ash
 
			
again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.
by ash
 
			
you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia
by ash
 
			
echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d
by bakai
 
			
Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds
by Mommy
 
			
echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it
by ash
 
			
Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
 Fuck you, bullets cheap!
by Lightning of gawd
 
			
Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden 
Want cash? Take bullet!
by Harvester of Eyes of Gommorrah, 
 
			
Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and 
rubbed it in my crotch.
by Intern
 
			
I hope y2k
goes berserk.  We could all use
a common crisis.
by Intern
 
			
once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku
by ash
 
			
As I stand bent down
Waiting for the explosion
that which is Denissons
by Taylor Linquist of Medford, United States of America 
 
			
Sent me to Torrance
Sexy Chicken says Borrance
I have abhorrance! FUCK U
by King of the Ducks of Glendale, United Shits 
 
			
We, Sons of Nippon
Salute YOU KAMIKAZI
YELLOW LEPRACHAUNS!
by johnny waddtora! tora! begorraugh!, green emerald isle
 
			
My bologna has a first name
Frankfurters look like dicksSo I named mine Frankie.
by P.J. Soles of Sherman Oaks, 91423 
 
			
My first haiku sucks
Goddamn hippo is a slut
Die Ms. Nobel, die!!
King of the DucksGlendale, USGAY
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Hi! I am garfieldI live in a minefieldI love to play in baseball fieldAlso I love the word FIELD
by garfield of zooland, Garfield-Nation 
 
			
I love yahoocoz it says hoo hoo hooMy love where are youwind is flowing loo loo loo!
by Zunglee of forest, Amazon 
 
			
Press on that button
until it pops and poops good
now, i lost my balls
by JIM of JIM, JIM 
 
			
something clicked in place
and I'm happy to be here
thank god for this day
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
Shot five large loads in
my entrance to the chili
cook-off at work. Mmmmm
by Intern
 
			
At last you were there
Right before my very eyes
Can we break the tie?
by AHHT
 
			
dumb politicians
making those same promises
i fell for last time
by ash
 
			
while she is sleeping
i can pull on her nipple
looks like mt. fuji!
by johnny waddpalookaville, estonia
 
			
broken wine bottle
in my bloody hip pocket
fucking leprachans!
by johnny waddpalookaville, unitos estatos
 
			
Double Amputee
Picking Scabs and Drinking pee
Humming, "Doe Ray Me"
by johnny waddpalookaville, usa
 
			
There's SPAM in my fridge
It's been there for several years
I think it's alive
by Jreg of Silver Spring, United States 
 
			
Shaveing it barren
tchy, bald, bleeding pecker
very stupid idea man
by mikefool usa
 
			
unlike addition
counting isn't all that counts
regarding haiku
by ash
 
			
There is nothing like
Wet gummy bears sticking
To your genitals
by Jerry of Westfield, USA 
 
			
Half of entries not
Haikus you foolish people
five, seven, five, duh!
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA 
 
			
Computer hates me
Fatal Errors everywhere
Throw it out window
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA 
 
			
If I could do as I wish,
Iwould acknowledge more profoundlythe sorrow of departing winter.
     by Musui
by mark
 
			
tears in the kitchen
an empty cast iron pan
strong fucking onions
by Thunder Stork
 
			
god I love nature
checking out the squirrels' asses
while making nut jokes
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
good god it's friday
I see my kids this weekend
those fucking ingrates
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
Font size is too big
Must change it or I'll go mad
HTML fools
by AHHT
 
			
I'm going upstairs
To scrounge a few cans of beer
Before they're all gone
by AHHT
 
			
klm&m
earthlings are a stupid lot
we will eat you up
by desmond of washington, usa 
 
			
trevor spaceman he
desmond and christine also
planet klm
by ted of washington, usa 
 
			
murder the mad king
become mostly animal
marrow in my mouth
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
my bathroom mural
'nudes eating cotton candy'
cost me fourteen grand
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
admit i inhale
imbibing johnnie walker
listening to jazz
by ash