Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d
Haiku # 1397, March 21, 1999 1:51 am ET
by bakai
Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds
Haiku # 1396, March 20, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by Mommy
echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it
Haiku # 1395, March 20, 1999 2:05 am ET
by ash
Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!
Haiku # 1394, March 20, 1999 12:16 am ET
by Lightning of gawd
Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!
Haiku # 1393, March 20, 1999 12:10 am ET
by Harvester of Eyes of Gommorrah,
Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.
Haiku # 1392, March 19, 1999 9:50 am ET
by Intern
I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.
Haiku # 1391, March 19, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Intern
once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku
Haiku # 1390, March 18, 1999 5:50 am ET
by ash
As I stand bent down


Waiting for the explosion


that which is Denissons
Haiku # 1389, March 17, 1999 11:18 pm ET
by Taylor Linquist of Medford, United States of America
Sent me to Torrance
Sexy Chicken says Borrance
I have abhorrance! FUCK U
Haiku # 1388, March 17, 1999 8:35 pm ET
by King of the Ducks of Glendale, United Shits
We, Sons of Nippon
Salute YOU KAMIKAZI
YELLOW LEPRACHAUNS!
Haiku # 1387, March 17, 1999 6:56 pm ET
by johnny waddtora! tora! begorraugh!, green emerald isle
My bologna has a first name
Frankfurters look like dicksSo I named mine Frankie.
Haiku # 1386, March 17, 1999 5:59 pm ET
by P.J. Soles of Sherman Oaks, 91423
My first haiku sucks
Goddamn hippo is a slut
Die Ms. Nobel, die!!
King of the DucksGlendale, USGAY
Haiku # 1385, March 17, 1999 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi! I am garfieldI live in a minefieldI love to play in baseball fieldAlso I love the word FIELD
Haiku # 1384, March 17, 1999 1:58 pm ET
by garfield of zooland, Garfield-Nation
I love yahoocoz it says hoo hoo hooMy love where are youwind is flowing loo loo loo!
Haiku # 1383, March 17, 1999 1:50 pm ET
by Zunglee of forest, Amazon
Press on that button
until it pops and poops good
now, i lost my balls
Haiku # 1382, March 17, 1999 10:41 am ET
by JIM of JIM, JIM
something clicked in place
and I'm happy to be here
thank god for this day
Haiku # 1381, March 16, 1999 3:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Shot five large loads in
my entrance to the chili
cook-off at work. Mmmmm
Haiku # 1380, March 16, 1999 10:02 am ET
by Intern
At last you were there
Right before my very eyes
Can we break the tie?
Haiku # 1379, March 15, 1999 8:19 pm ET
by AHHT
dumb politicians
making those same promises
i fell for last time
Haiku # 1378, March 15, 1999 6:38 pm ET
by ash
while she is sleeping
i can pull on her nipple
looks like mt. fuji!
Haiku # 1377, March 14, 1999 5:21 pm ET
by johnny waddpalookaville, estonia
broken wine bottle
in my bloody hip pocket
fucking leprachans!
Haiku # 1376, March 14, 1999 4:59 pm ET
by johnny waddpalookaville, unitos estatos
Double Amputee
Picking Scabs and Drinking pee
Humming, "Doe Ray Me"
Haiku # 1375, March 14, 1999 4:53 pm ET
by johnny waddpalookaville, usa
There's SPAM in my fridge
It's been there for several years
I think it's alive
Haiku # 1374, March 14, 1999 2:32 pm ET
by Jreg of Silver Spring, United States
Shaveing it barren
tchy, bald, bleeding pecker
very stupid idea man
Haiku # 1373, March 14, 1999 10:40 am ET
by mikefool usa
unlike addition
counting isn't all that counts
regarding haiku
Haiku # 1372, March 14, 1999 5:24 am ET
by ash
There is nothing like
Wet gummy bears sticking
To your genitals
Haiku # 1371, March 13, 1999 11:55 am ET
by Jerry of Westfield, USA
Half of entries not
Haikus you foolish people
five, seven, five, duh!
Haiku # 1370, March 13, 1999 11:37 am ET
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA
Computer hates me
Fatal Errors everywhere
Throw it out window
Haiku # 1369, March 13, 1999 11:33 am ET
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA
If I could do as I wish,
Iwould acknowledge more profoundlythe sorrow of departing winter.
by Musui
Haiku # 1368, March 12, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by mark
tears in the kitchen
an empty cast iron pan
strong fucking onions
Haiku # 1367, March 12, 1999 10:40 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
god I love nature
checking out the squirrels' asses
while making nut jokes
Haiku # 1366, March 12, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
good god it's friday
I see my kids this weekend
those fucking ingrates
Haiku # 1365, March 12, 1999 9:27 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Font size is too big
Must change it or I'll go mad
HTML fools
Haiku # 1364, March 12, 1999 12:40 am ET
by AHHT
I'm going upstairs
To scrounge a few cans of beer
Before they're all gone
Haiku # 1363, March 12, 1999 12:39 am ET
by AHHT
klm&m
earthlings are a stupid lot
we will eat you up
Haiku # 1362, March 11, 1999 4:57 pm ET
by desmond of washington, usa
trevor spaceman he
desmond and christine also
planet klm
Haiku # 1361, March 11, 1999 4:52 pm ET
by ted of washington, usa
murder the mad king
become mostly animal
marrow in my mouth
Haiku # 1360, March 11, 1999 12:17 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my bathroom mural
'nudes eating cotton candy'
cost me fourteen grand
Haiku # 1359, March 11, 1999 12:11 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
admit i inhale
imbibing johnnie walker
listening to jazz
Haiku # 1358, March 11, 1999 5:21 am ET
by ash
my friend you are dim
in fact you are so damn dim
for you we dumb up
Haiku # 1357, March 10, 1999 8:35 pm ET
by La Rochefoucald of London, UK
The open window
The cold air of early spring
a rash on the wang that won't go away
Haiku # 1356, March 10, 1999 8:28 am ET
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
I drag my foot on the grass
In reverence to the land
Oh1 How I hate to step on dog shit
Haiku # 1355, March 10, 1999 8:25 am ET
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
The lighting of a candle
The reawakening of the senses
the smell of fart gone by
Haiku # 1354, March 10, 1999 8:22 am ET
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
The lighting of a candle
the smell of fart gone by
Haiku # 1353, March 10, 1999 8:20 am ET
by Fu-ManShu of New York, USA
catching cockroaches
despite my increasing skill
remains disgusting
Haiku # 1352, March 8, 1999 7:51 pm ET
by ash
I sit on the pot
beating away on my crank
coming and going
Haiku # 1351, March 6, 1999 7:21 pm ET
by squish
sweaty and tired
i can finally relax
man am i hungry
Haiku # 1350, March 6, 1999 4:23 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
i poop like a dog
quivering with an arched back
until its over
Haiku # 1349, March 6, 1999 4:20 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
i sit on the pot
waiting for the violence
that is Taco Bell
Haiku # 1348, March 6, 1999 4:17 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
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