I will try again
Puke a lot then grin and grin
My toilet; Meet gin
by King of the Ducks of FUCK U,, United Dorks
spring is a new day
jump in the moment of green
pee in the shower
by Thunder Stork
happy pink rabbit
doing cartwheels in my ass
I lay colored eggs
by Hollywood Bonfire
lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant
by ash
some years ago now
offended my best friend's dad
i puked in his shoes
by ash
Everyone my
age is getting married. What
the fuck's wrong with you?
No, I will not go
Out with you. I refuse to
fuck a damn Canuck.
by Mommy
the bald-headed girl
kicked my ass quite savagely
when I killed her cat
by Hollywood Bonfire
I just lost my job
as a joke I put some squirrels
in my boss's car
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture
by Hollywood Bonfire
anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me
by alex of toronto, canada
Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation. Damn.
by Captain Speedy of Well, bites
I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?
by Captain Speedy of Hmm, What?
My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.
by paprfoldr of Amerika
sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin
by bakai
She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.
by Intern
infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more
by ash
again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.
by ash
you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia
by ash
echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d
by bakai
Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds
by Mommy
echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it
by ash
Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!
by Lightning of gawd
Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!
by Harvester of Eyes of Gommorrah,
Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.
by Intern
I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.
by Intern
once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku
by ash
As I stand bent down
Waiting for the explosion
that which is Denissons
by Taylor Linquist of Medford, United States of America
Sent me to Torrance
Sexy Chicken says Borrance
I have abhorrance! FUCK U
by King of the Ducks of Glendale, United Shits
We, Sons of Nippon
Salute YOU KAMIKAZI
YELLOW LEPRACHAUNS!
by johnny waddtora! tora! begorraugh!, green emerald isle
My bologna has a first name
Frankfurters look like dicksSo I named mine Frankie.
by P.J. Soles of Sherman Oaks, 91423
My first haiku sucks
Goddamn hippo is a slut
Die Ms. Nobel, die!!
King of the DucksGlendale, USGAY
by Anonymous Poet
Hi! I am garfieldI live in a minefieldI love to play in baseball fieldAlso I love the word FIELD
by garfield of zooland, Garfield-Nation
I love yahoocoz it says hoo hoo hooMy love where are youwind is flowing loo loo loo!
by Zunglee of forest, Amazon
Press on that button
until it pops and poops good
now, i lost my balls
by JIM of JIM, JIM
something clicked in place
and I'm happy to be here
thank god for this day
by Hollywood Bonfire
Shot five large loads in
my entrance to the chili
cook-off at work. Mmmmm
by Intern
At last you were there
Right before my very eyes
Can we break the tie?
by AHHT
dumb politicians
making those same promises
i fell for last time
by ash
while she is sleeping
i can pull on her nipple
looks like mt. fuji!
by johnny waddpalookaville, estonia
broken wine bottle
in my bloody hip pocket
fucking leprachans!
by johnny waddpalookaville, unitos estatos
Double Amputee
Picking Scabs and Drinking pee
Humming, "Doe Ray Me"
by johnny waddpalookaville, usa
There's SPAM in my fridge
It's been there for several years
I think it's alive
by Jreg of Silver Spring, United States
Shaveing it barren
tchy, bald, bleeding pecker
very stupid idea man
by mikefool usa
unlike addition
counting isn't all that counts
regarding haiku
by ash
There is nothing like
Wet gummy bears sticking
To your genitals
by Jerry of Westfield, USA
Half of entries not
Haikus you foolish people
five, seven, five, duh!
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA
Computer hates me
Fatal Errors everywhere
Throw it out window
by Gwynhyvar of Westfield, USA
If I could do as I wish,
Iwould acknowledge more profoundlythe sorrow of departing winter.
by Musui
by mark
tears in the kitchen
an empty cast iron pan
strong fucking onions
by Thunder Stork
god I love nature
checking out the squirrels' asses
while making nut jokes
by Hollywood Bonfire
