Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

i went to kuwait
ate dishwater and curry
taste my vacation
Haiku # 1465, June 22, 1999 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lighten up, Emcee
Where there''s a will, there''s a way
to make things cheery!
Haiku # 1464, June 22, 1999 10:42 am ET
by Tiffani
blind me, look at this

grey as a thunderhead

great... more depression
Haiku # 1463, June 22, 1999 10:23 am ET
by Emcee Escher
with regards to us
i sometimes understand u
somewhat more than me
Haiku # 1462, June 22, 1999 7:18 am ET
by ash
as with new seasons
the return of bad haiku
inspires poetry
Haiku # 1461, June 22, 1999 4:01 am ET
by ash
another damn day
a motherfucking big mess
unwoven toupee
Haiku # 1460, June 21, 1999 9:21 pm ET
by Infinity of BLAH
Congratulations
Janis, on your new site. It''s
a lovely upgrade.
Haiku # 1459, June 21, 1999 8:58 pm ET
by Adam
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
Haiku # 1458, June 21, 1999 8:56 pm ET
by Adam
Why can''t we go home?
A fine question to be asked
By those with no clue
Haiku # 1457, June 21, 1999 8:55 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
O please silly link
Post my very bad haiku
Or die die die die
Haiku # 1456, June 21, 1999 8:46 pm ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
bad01
bad02
bad03
Haiku # 1455, June 21, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by Janis of TOronto, CA
Dumb dog stop glaring,
that was a long time ago.
its back to dog food.
Haiku # 1454, June 21, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Kevin Libin
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
Haiku # 1453, June 21, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Adam
Dear GreenPeace,please note
My Dick is named FLIPPER
He is my pet Dolphin
Haiku # 1452, April 7, 1999 12:26 pm ET
by johnny waddsea world, waddworld of sports
If It Smells Like Fish
Shes a Dish, if It Smells Like
Cologne, Leave Alone
Haiku # 1451, April 7, 1999 12:07 pm ET
by johnny waddfishballs, stinkpieinmyeye
So sick of tuna
No choice but peanut butter
How does dolphin taste?
Haiku # 1450, April 5, 1999 10:40 pm ET
by Carnivore of Nowhereland, burp
don't ever forget
the screaming of the dolphins
dying in the nets
Haiku # 1449, April 5, 1999 9:28 pm ET
by Travis Nathaniel Travis of manchester, you know the big 1
missiles launched at night
stumbling NATO officers
pizza is ready
Haiku # 1448, April 5, 1999 8:42 pm ET
by Brian of New York, us
Uncle Wiggley
Was a goddamn phoney, Mac!
My cat's name is Bob
Haiku # 1447, April 5, 1999 8:19 pm ET
by Jack O'Lantern of Paris, U$@
kosovo problems ?
some things never seem to change
final solution ?
Haiku # 1446, April 5, 1999 8:10 pm ET
by ash
Slid on Bunny Poop
Fell down Stairs, CRASh thru window
DAMN EASTER BUNNY!!
Haiku # 1445, April 5, 1999 2:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddedelphia, waddatonia
good bye lady friend
no more cranial mismatch
just me and Hoover
Haiku # 1444, April 4, 1999 3:50 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
full flavor:drip fat bliss
Haiku # 1443, April 4, 1999 2:47 pm ET
by dodo of kansas city, usa
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
flavor:drip fat bliss
Haiku # 1442, April 4, 1999 2:46 pm ET
by dodo of kansas city, usa
dog eating cat shit,
breath like scatophile, now I
give him tube of crest
Haiku # 1441, April 3, 1999 11:21 pm ET
by Marian of kansas city, usa
coffee burns my tongue
like hot molten mocha love
i can't give head now
Haiku # 1440, April 2, 1999 4:47 pm ET
by Marian of kansas city, usa
The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share
Haiku # 1439, April 2, 1999 1:32 pm ET
by charlotte of usa
Gwyneth Paltrow should
have won a second oscar
For her stupid speech
Haiku # 1438, April 2, 1999 2:41 am ET
by AHHT
I made a mistake
When I said you were boring
I think I'm in love
Haiku # 1437, April 2, 1999 2:40 am ET
by AHHT
those eggs and rabbits
antipodean autumn
jesus on the cross
Haiku # 1436, April 1, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by ash
my axolotl
lost out to some damn disease
yet flushed with success
Haiku # 1435, April 1, 1999 11:42 pm ET
by ash
a fart is a thing
with no remorse or good taste
a smirk on your face
Haiku # 1434, April 1, 1999 5:15 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles
Haiku # 1433, April 1, 1999 9:51 am ET
by TaoJones of USA
so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!
Haiku # 1432, March 31, 1999 1:09 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1431, March 30, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1430, March 30, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1429, March 30, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True
Haiku # 1428, March 28, 1999 12:23 am ET
by basho marx
Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.
Haiku # 1427, March 27, 1999 10:49 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston Texas
If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.
Haiku # 1426, March 27, 1999 10:41 pm ET
by Nunya BidnessHouston, Texas
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1425, March 26, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1424, March 26, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1423, March 26, 1999 5:09 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix
Haiku # 1422, March 26, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia
Haiku # 1421, March 26, 1999 3:41 pm ET
by johhny waddyak city,
my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan
Haiku # 1420, March 26, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy
Haiku # 1419, March 26, 1999 3:28 pm ET
by johhny waddyak city, pukatonia
When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.
Haiku # 1418, March 26, 1999 1:41 pm ET
by Sexy Chicken
If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.
Haiku # 1417, March 26, 1999 1:37 pm ET
by Mommy
I ate something weird
four yards of fuzzy blue yarn
now my stomach hurts
Haiku # 1416, March 26, 1999 1:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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