Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

coffee burns my tongue
like hot molten mocha love
i can't give head now
Haiku # 1440, April 2, 1999 4:47 pm ET
by Marian of kansas city, usa
The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share
Haiku # 1439, April 2, 1999 1:32 pm ET
by charlotte of usa
Gwyneth Paltrow should
have won a second oscar
For her stupid speech
Haiku # 1438, April 2, 1999 2:41 am ET
by AHHT
I made a mistake
When I said you were boring
I think I'm in love
Haiku # 1437, April 2, 1999 2:40 am ET
by AHHT
those eggs and rabbits
antipodean autumn
jesus on the cross
Haiku # 1436, April 1, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by ash
my axolotl
lost out to some damn disease
yet flushed with success
Haiku # 1435, April 1, 1999 11:42 pm ET
by ash
a fart is a thing
with no remorse or good taste
a smirk on your face
Haiku # 1434, April 1, 1999 5:15 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles
Haiku # 1433, April 1, 1999 9:51 am ET
by TaoJones of USA
so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!
Haiku # 1432, March 31, 1999 1:09 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1431, March 30, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1430, March 30, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1429, March 30, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True
Haiku # 1428, March 28, 1999 12:23 am ET
by basho marx
Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.
Haiku # 1427, March 27, 1999 10:49 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston Texas
If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.
Haiku # 1426, March 27, 1999 10:41 pm ET
by Nunya BidnessHouston, Texas
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1425, March 26, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1424, March 26, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1423, March 26, 1999 5:09 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix
Haiku # 1422, March 26, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia
Haiku # 1421, March 26, 1999 3:41 pm ET
by johhny waddyak city,
my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan
Haiku # 1420, March 26, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy
Haiku # 1419, March 26, 1999 3:28 pm ET
by johhny waddyak city, pukatonia
When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.
Haiku # 1418, March 26, 1999 1:41 pm ET
by Sexy Chicken
If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.
Haiku # 1417, March 26, 1999 1:37 pm ET
by Mommy
I ate something weird
four yards of fuzzy blue yarn
now my stomach hurts
Haiku # 1416, March 26, 1999 1:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I will try again
Puke a lot then grin and grin
My toilet; Meet gin
Haiku # 1415, March 25, 1999 6:33 pm ET
by King of the Ducks of FUCK U,, United Dorks
spring is a new day
jump in the moment of green
pee in the shower
Haiku # 1414, March 25, 1999 2:21 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
happy pink rabbit
doing cartwheels in my ass
I lay colored eggs
Haiku # 1413, March 25, 1999 9:25 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant
Haiku # 1412, March 24, 1999 11:43 pm ET
by ash
some years ago now
offended my best friend's dad
i puked in his shoes
Haiku # 1411, March 24, 1999 11:39 pm ET
by ash
Everyone my
age is getting married. What
the fuck's wrong with you?

No, I will not go
Out with you. I refuse to
fuck a damn Canuck.
Haiku # 1410, March 24, 1999 2:08 pm ET
by Mommy
the bald-headed girl
kicked my ass quite savagely
when I killed her cat
Haiku # 1409, March 24, 1999 1:05 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I just lost my job
as a joke I put some squirrels
in my boss's car
Haiku # 1408, March 24, 1999 1:02 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture
Haiku # 1407, March 24, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me
Haiku # 1406, March 23, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by alex of toronto, canada
Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation. Damn.
Haiku # 1405, March 23, 1999 11:57 am ET
by Captain Speedy of Well, bites
I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?
Haiku # 1404, March 23, 1999 11:55 am ET
by Captain Speedy of Hmm, What?
My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.
Haiku # 1403, March 22, 1999 11:25 pm ET
by paprfoldr of Amerika
sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin
Haiku # 1402, March 22, 1999 9:05 pm ET
by bakai
She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.
Haiku # 1401, March 22, 1999 1:15 pm ET
by Intern
infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more
Haiku # 1400, March 22, 1999 1:26 am ET
by ash
again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.
Haiku # 1399, March 21, 1999 10:07 pm ET
by ash
you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia
Haiku # 1398, March 21, 1999 10:03 pm ET
by ash
echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d
Haiku # 1397, March 21, 1999 1:51 am ET
by bakai
Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds
Haiku # 1396, March 20, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by Mommy
echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it
Haiku # 1395, March 20, 1999 2:05 am ET
by ash
Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!
Haiku # 1394, March 20, 1999 12:16 am ET
by Lightning of gawd
Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!
Haiku # 1393, March 20, 1999 12:10 am ET
by Harvester of Eyes of Gommorrah,
Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.
Haiku # 1392, March 19, 1999 9:50 am ET
by Intern
I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.
Haiku # 1391, March 19, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Intern
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