Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share
Haiku # 1439, April 2, 1999 1:32 pm ET
by charlotte of usa
Gwyneth Paltrow should
have won a second oscar
For her stupid speech
Haiku # 1438, April 2, 1999 2:41 am ET
by AHHT
I made a mistake
When I said you were boring
I think I'm in love
Haiku # 1437, April 2, 1999 2:40 am ET
by AHHT
those eggs and rabbits
antipodean autumn
jesus on the cross
Haiku # 1436, April 1, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by ash
my axolotl
lost out to some damn disease
yet flushed with success
Haiku # 1435, April 1, 1999 11:42 pm ET
by ash
a fart is a thing
with no remorse or good taste
a smirk on your face
Haiku # 1434, April 1, 1999 5:15 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles
Haiku # 1433, April 1, 1999 9:51 am ET
by TaoJones of USA
so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!
Haiku # 1432, March 31, 1999 1:09 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1431, March 30, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1430, March 30, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
Haiku # 1429, March 30, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True
Haiku # 1428, March 28, 1999 12:23 am ET
by basho marx
Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.
Haiku # 1427, March 27, 1999 10:49 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston Texas
If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.
Haiku # 1426, March 27, 1999 10:41 pm ET
by Nunya BidnessHouston, Texas
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1425, March 26, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1424, March 26, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
Haiku # 1423, March 26, 1999 5:09 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix
Haiku # 1422, March 26, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia
Haiku # 1421, March 26, 1999 3:41 pm ET
by johhny waddyak city,
my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan
Haiku # 1420, March 26, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy
Haiku # 1419, March 26, 1999 3:28 pm ET
by johhny waddyak city, pukatonia
When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.
Haiku # 1418, March 26, 1999 1:41 pm ET
by Sexy Chicken
If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.
Haiku # 1417, March 26, 1999 1:37 pm ET
by Mommy
I ate something weird
four yards of fuzzy blue yarn
now my stomach hurts
Haiku # 1416, March 26, 1999 1:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I will try again
Puke a lot then grin and grin
My toilet; Meet gin
Haiku # 1415, March 25, 1999 6:33 pm ET
by King of the Ducks of FUCK U,, United Dorks
spring is a new day
jump in the moment of green
pee in the shower
Haiku # 1414, March 25, 1999 2:21 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
happy pink rabbit
doing cartwheels in my ass
I lay colored eggs
Haiku # 1413, March 25, 1999 9:25 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant
Haiku # 1412, March 24, 1999 11:43 pm ET
by ash
some years ago now
offended my best friend's dad
i puked in his shoes
Haiku # 1411, March 24, 1999 11:39 pm ET
by ash
Everyone my
age is getting married. What
the fuck's wrong with you?

No, I will not go
Out with you. I refuse to
fuck a damn Canuck.
Haiku # 1410, March 24, 1999 2:08 pm ET
by Mommy
the bald-headed girl
kicked my ass quite savagely
when I killed her cat
Haiku # 1409, March 24, 1999 1:05 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I just lost my job
as a joke I put some squirrels
in my boss's car
Haiku # 1408, March 24, 1999 1:02 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh mutant orange
small heads screaming as I peel
to scrotum's texture
Haiku # 1407, March 24, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
anyone girl fromwant to go out please email me
Haiku # 1406, March 23, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by alex of toronto, canada
Procrastination.
Don't judge: it's either that or
Masturbation. Damn.
Haiku # 1405, March 23, 1999 11:57 am ET
by Captain Speedy of Well, bites
I appreciate
you best when you're far away.
Was that too honest?
Haiku # 1404, March 23, 1999 11:55 am ET
by Captain Speedy of Hmm, What?
My tattoo itches.
I want to scratch it, but can't.
Oh, the suffering.
Haiku # 1403, March 22, 1999 11:25 pm ET
by paprfoldr of Amerika
sure, repeat yourself
damned verbal pinball machine
inside my noggin
Haiku # 1402, March 22, 1999 9:05 pm ET
by bakai
She dropped her panties.
Fat folds and fur looked like she'd
sat on a squirrel.
Haiku # 1401, March 22, 1999 1:15 pm ET
by Intern
infuriating
i've reached saturation point
downpour please no more
Haiku # 1400, March 22, 1999 1:26 am ET
by ash
again and again
like onions from lunch repeat
like summer t.v.
Haiku # 1399, March 21, 1999 10:07 pm ET
by ash
you've heard that before
now u can say that again
echolalia
Haiku # 1398, March 21, 1999 10:03 pm ET
by ash
echolalia...
is it perseveration
or just d
Haiku # 1397, March 21, 1999 1:51 am ET
by bakai
Wrote a bad haiku
About your honey blonde hair
Then shit grand black beaned turds
Haiku # 1396, March 20, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by Mommy
echolalia
with my perseveration
i could repeat it
Haiku # 1395, March 20, 1999 2:05 am ET
by ash
Lies, betrayal. Whore
Not enough? Wants hunnert grand
Fuck you, bullets cheap!
Haiku # 1394, March 20, 1999 12:16 am ET
by Lightning of gawd
Gone, gone, evil bitch
dog cock grin; immense burden
Want cash? Take bullet!
Haiku # 1393, March 20, 1999 12:10 am ET
by Harvester of Eyes of Gommorrah,
Told boss, "I won't sign
your sex harassment form", and
rubbed it in my crotch.
Haiku # 1392, March 19, 1999 9:50 am ET
by Intern
I hope y2k
goes berserk. We could all use
a common crisis.
Haiku # 1391, March 19, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Intern
once warmed by the fire
his happiness means despair
for some bad haiku
Haiku # 1390, March 18, 1999 5:50 am ET
by ash
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