hitler may be dead
plenty of psychotics still
ftw not god

now you have done it
too many syllables writ
i disgraced myself

I will dis your mom
if I want to. You are not
the boss of me, ass.

Stop trying to choose
what I should or should not do.
That is for Hitler.

i thought it was your flame
too much friction from wanking
can immolate you

don't dis my mummy
skinny as a rake, and old
she could still fuck you

in case you don't know
don't take that literally
but she could take you

ash says he was not
the guy who flamed me. It was
not me, though, dumbass.

Why the hell would I
flame myself? Answer that, you good
for nothing peescrap!

lacking true talent
poetic chameleon
steals my nick (boo hoo!)

So, ash, you fight back,
And a good fight it will be.
I need mama jokes.

ash's moma is
so fat, she has to take the
shoeshine's word for it.

Ash's moma looks
like she has that guy named Don
King in a headlock.

got your own name wrong
please don't use my name like that
whilst flaming yourself

ef tee dubble ya,
you are a gay bastard, go
fuck your dog's two cunts.

what a feeble try
whilst i am mostly happy
doesn't make me gay

Why does ash not make
any sense? Is it because he
is gay? Yes, he is.

for those off the air
cancelled poetic licence
makes no difference

I agree with that.
Our president is beating
meat. ash? smart? Amazed.

think again dubya
you are beating your meat now
as if born to it

I am not one who
wanks, therefore I am not a
wanker. Check your logic.

ef tee dubble yah
for feeble total wanker
you lead me to think

ash thinks I should fan
the flames. That is too fucking
bad, I flame the fans.

Damn the fuckers at
bad haiku dot com, they made
my poem seen twice!

ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.

ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.

oops, it's your mistake
meant to be fanning the flames
not flaming the fans

Hey, you are in real
life, an actual piece of
shit, motherfucker.

sublime irony
return from defecation
to see your next post

ash really sucks ass,
I refer to both the real
deal and the fake-ass

I am about to
come out, so if I were you,
I'd go to the john.

don't make me angry
you wouldn't like me like that
good thing you're a joke

twelve seven one six
was the last post that i did
the rest since are fakes

please say what you like
don't attribute it to me
stand up for yourself

Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in

Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in

......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking

insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash

anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)

hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy

PLEASE STOP FIGHTING HERE
MY CHILDREN, LISTEN TO ME
OBEY MY COMMAND!

scott thinks he can write
go back to scrubbing toilets
it's what you do best

you don't get the joke
a self important swineass
we all point and laugh

you offer NOTHING
you do not even exist
a sad two-bit hack

well, well look at this
more words for you to worship
you are beneath me

now ash beats his chest?
i had expected better
than gram's tired cock.

you do not deserve
the brilliance i have offered.
go sit in darkness.

i write the best here
i feel sorry for you all
half of you can't spell

spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp

something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott

throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime

i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(

Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?

rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here

anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all

shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah