Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

think again dubya
you are beating your meat now
as if born to it
Haiku # 12744, August 20, 2001 1:22 am ET
by ash
I am not one who
wanks, therefore I am not a
wanker. Check your logic.
Haiku # 12743, August 20, 2001 1:20 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ef tee dubble yah
for feeble total wanker
you lead me to think
Haiku # 12742, August 20, 2001 1:19 am ET
by ash
ash thinks I should fan
the flames. That is too fucking
bad, I flame the fans.
Haiku # 12741, August 20, 2001 1:18 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
Damn the fuckers at
bad haiku dot com, they made
my poem seen twice!
Haiku # 12740, August 20, 2001 1:17 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.
Haiku # 12739, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.
Haiku # 12738, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
oops, it's your mistake
meant to be fanning the flames
not flaming the fans
Haiku # 12737, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by ash
Hey, you are in real
life, an actual piece of
shit, motherfucker.
Haiku # 12736, August 20, 2001 1:14 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
sublime irony
return from defecation
to see your next post
Haiku # 12735, August 20, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ash
ash really sucks ass,
I refer to both the real
deal and the fake-ass
Haiku # 12734, August 20, 2001 1:12 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
I am about to
come out, so if I were you,
I'd go to the john.
Haiku # 12733, August 20, 2001 1:11 am ET
by a peice of shit of your ass.
don't make me angry
you wouldn't like me like that
good thing you're a joke
Haiku # 12732, August 20, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
twelve seven one six
was the last post that i did
the rest since are fakes

please say what you like
don't attribute it to me
stand up for yourself
Haiku # 12731, August 20, 2001 12:58 am ET
by ash
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12730, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12729, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!

......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking
Haiku # 12728, August 20, 2001 12:09 am ET
by ronin@quitesurprised8o
insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash
Haiku # 12727, August 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ap
anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)
Haiku # 12726, August 19, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by r mutt
hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy
Haiku # 12725, August 19, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by ash
PLEASE STOP FIGHTING HERE
MY CHILDREN, LISTEN TO ME
OBEY MY COMMAND!
Haiku # 12724, August 19, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
Haiku # 12723, August 19, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
scott thinks he can write
go back to scrubbing toilets
it's what you do best

you don't get the joke
a self important swineass
we all point and laugh
Haiku # 12722, August 19, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ash
you offer NOTHING
you do not even exist
a sad two-bit hack

well, well look at this
more words for you to worship
you are beneath me
Haiku # 12721, August 19, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by ash
now ash beats his chest?
i had expected better
than gram's tired cock.

you do not deserve
the brilliance i have offered.
go sit in darkness.
Haiku # 12720, August 19, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott
i write the best here
i feel sorry for you all
half of you can't spell
Haiku # 12719, August 19, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ash
spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp
Haiku # 12718, August 19, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ash
something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott
Haiku # 12717, August 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ash
throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime
Haiku # 12716, August 19, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash
i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(
Haiku # 12715, August 19, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by mary jane starling
Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?
Haiku # 12714, August 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here
Haiku # 12713, August 19, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all
Haiku # 12712, August 19, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah
Haiku # 12711, August 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by shutup blah blah of shutup blah blah
Haiku # 12710, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12709, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12708, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
*****
Haiku # 12707, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by asterik of *******
Haiku # 12706, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703, August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702, August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701, August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 12700, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698, August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697, August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696, August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695, August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
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