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I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12794, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12793, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12792, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12791, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12790, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12789, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12788, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12787, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12786, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12785, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12784, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12783, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12782, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12781, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12780, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12779, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12778, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12777, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12776, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12775, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12774, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12773, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12772, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12771, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12770, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12769, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12768, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12767, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12766, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12765, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12764, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12763, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12762, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12761, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12760, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12759, August 20, 2001 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hitler may be dead
plenty of psychotics still
ftw not god
Haiku # 12758, August 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by ash
now you have done it
too many syllables writ
i disgraced myself
Haiku # 12757, August 20, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ash
I will dis your mom
if I want to. You are not
the boss of me, ass.

Stop trying to choose
what I should or should not do.
That is for Hitler.
Haiku # 12756, August 20, 2001 1:43 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
i thought it was your flame
too much friction from wanking
can immolate you
Haiku # 12755, August 20, 2001 1:43 am ET
by ash
don't dis my mummy
skinny as a rake, and old
she could still fuck you

in case you don't know
don't take that literally
but she could take you
Haiku # 12754, August 20, 2001 1:42 am ET
by ash
ash says he was not
the guy who flamed me. It was
not me, though, dumbass.

Why the hell would I
flame myself? Answer that, you good
for nothing peescrap!
Haiku # 12753, August 20, 2001 1:41 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
lacking true talent
poetic chameleon
steals my nick (boo hoo!)
Haiku # 12752, August 20, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ash
So, ash, you fight back,
And a good fight it will be.
I need mama jokes.

ash's moma is
so fat, she has to take the
shoeshine's word for it.

Ash's moma looks
like she has that guy named Don
King in a headlock.
Haiku # 12751, August 20, 2001 1:40 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
got your own name wrong
please don't use my name like that
whilst flaming yourself
Haiku # 12750, August 20, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ash (not the feeble copier of that name)
ef tee dubble ya,
you are a gay bastard, go
fuck your dog's two cunts.
Haiku # 12749, August 20, 2001 1:36 am ET
by ash
what a feeble try
whilst i am mostly happy
doesn't make me gay
Haiku # 12748, August 20, 2001 1:34 am ET
by ash
Why does ash not make
any sense? Is it because he
is gay? Yes, he is.
Haiku # 12747, August 20, 2001 1:32 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
for those off the air
cancelled poetic licence
makes no difference
Haiku # 12746, August 20, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ash
I agree with that.
Our president is beating
meat. ash? smart? Amazed.
Haiku # 12745, August 20, 2001 1:25 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
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