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I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12774, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12773, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12772, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12771, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12770, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12769, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12768, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12767, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12766, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12765, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12764, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12763, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12762, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12761, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12760, August 20, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12759, August 20, 2001 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hitler may be dead
plenty of psychotics still
ftw not god
Haiku # 12758, August 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by ash
now you have done it
too many syllables writ
i disgraced myself
Haiku # 12757, August 20, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ash
I will dis your mom
if I want to. You are not
the boss of me, ass.

Stop trying to choose
what I should or should not do.
That is for Hitler.
Haiku # 12756, August 20, 2001 1:43 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
i thought it was your flame
too much friction from wanking
can immolate you
Haiku # 12755, August 20, 2001 1:43 am ET
by ash
don't dis my mummy
skinny as a rake, and old
she could still fuck you

in case you don't know
don't take that literally
but she could take you
Haiku # 12754, August 20, 2001 1:42 am ET
by ash
ash says he was not
the guy who flamed me. It was
not me, though, dumbass.

Why the hell would I
flame myself? Answer that, you good
for nothing peescrap!
Haiku # 12753, August 20, 2001 1:41 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
lacking true talent
poetic chameleon
steals my nick (boo hoo!)
Haiku # 12752, August 20, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ash
So, ash, you fight back,
And a good fight it will be.
I need mama jokes.

ash's moma is
so fat, she has to take the
shoeshine's word for it.

Ash's moma looks
like she has that guy named Don
King in a headlock.
Haiku # 12751, August 20, 2001 1:40 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
got your own name wrong
please don't use my name like that
whilst flaming yourself
Haiku # 12750, August 20, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ash (not the feeble copier of that name)
ef tee dubble ya,
you are a gay bastard, go
fuck your dog's two cunts.
Haiku # 12749, August 20, 2001 1:36 am ET
by ash
what a feeble try
whilst i am mostly happy
doesn't make me gay
Haiku # 12748, August 20, 2001 1:34 am ET
by ash
Why does ash not make
any sense? Is it because he
is gay? Yes, he is.
Haiku # 12747, August 20, 2001 1:32 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
for those off the air
cancelled poetic licence
makes no difference
Haiku # 12746, August 20, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ash
I agree with that.
Our president is beating
meat. ash? smart? Amazed.
Haiku # 12745, August 20, 2001 1:25 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
think again dubya
you are beating your meat now
as if born to it
Haiku # 12744, August 20, 2001 1:22 am ET
by ash
I am not one who
wanks, therefore I am not a
wanker. Check your logic.
Haiku # 12743, August 20, 2001 1:20 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ef tee dubble yah
for feeble total wanker
you lead me to think
Haiku # 12742, August 20, 2001 1:19 am ET
by ash
ash thinks I should fan
the flames. That is too fucking
bad, I flame the fans.
Haiku # 12741, August 20, 2001 1:18 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
Damn the fuckers at
bad haiku dot com, they made
my poem seen twice!
Haiku # 12740, August 20, 2001 1:17 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.
Haiku # 12739, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.
Haiku # 12738, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
oops, it's your mistake
meant to be fanning the flames
not flaming the fans
Haiku # 12737, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by ash
Hey, you are in real
life, an actual piece of
shit, motherfucker.
Haiku # 12736, August 20, 2001 1:14 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
sublime irony
return from defecation
to see your next post
Haiku # 12735, August 20, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ash
ash really sucks ass,
I refer to both the real
deal and the fake-ass
Haiku # 12734, August 20, 2001 1:12 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
I am about to
come out, so if I were you,
I'd go to the john.
Haiku # 12733, August 20, 2001 1:11 am ET
by a peice of shit of your ass.
don't make me angry
you wouldn't like me like that
good thing you're a joke
Haiku # 12732, August 20, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
twelve seven one six
was the last post that i did
the rest since are fakes

please say what you like
don't attribute it to me
stand up for yourself
Haiku # 12731, August 20, 2001 12:58 am ET
by ash
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12730, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12729, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!

......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking
Haiku # 12728, August 20, 2001 12:09 am ET
by ronin@quitesurprised8o
insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash
Haiku # 12727, August 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ap
anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)
Haiku # 12726, August 19, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by r mutt
hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy
Haiku # 12725, August 19, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by ash
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