Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking
Haiku # 12728, August 20, 2001 12:09 am ET
by ronin@quitesurprised8o
insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash
Haiku # 12727, August 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ap
anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)
Haiku # 12726, August 19, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by r mutt
hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy
Haiku # 12725, August 19, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by ash
PLEASE STOP FIGHTING HERE
MY CHILDREN, LISTEN TO ME
OBEY MY COMMAND!
Haiku # 12724, August 19, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
Haiku # 12723, August 19, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
scott thinks he can write
go back to scrubbing toilets
it's what you do best

you don't get the joke
a self important swineass
we all point and laugh
Haiku # 12722, August 19, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ash
you offer NOTHING
you do not even exist
a sad two-bit hack

well, well look at this
more words for you to worship
you are beneath me
Haiku # 12721, August 19, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by ash
now ash beats his chest?
i had expected better
than gram's tired cock.

you do not deserve
the brilliance i have offered.
go sit in darkness.
Haiku # 12720, August 19, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott
i write the best here
i feel sorry for you all
half of you can't spell
Haiku # 12719, August 19, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ash
spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp
Haiku # 12718, August 19, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ash
something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott
Haiku # 12717, August 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ash
throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime
Haiku # 12716, August 19, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash
i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(
Haiku # 12715, August 19, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by mary jane starling
Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?
Haiku # 12714, August 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here
Haiku # 12713, August 19, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all
Haiku # 12712, August 19, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah
Haiku # 12711, August 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by shutup blah blah of shutup blah blah
Haiku # 12710, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12709, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12708, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
*****
Haiku # 12707, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by asterik of *******
Haiku # 12706, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703, August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702, August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701, August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 12700, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698, August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697, August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696, August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695, August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!
Haiku # 12694, August 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by bruce's dog of far away from bruce
this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat
Haiku # 12693, August 19, 2001 11:57 am ET
by bruce
Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!
Haiku # 12692, August 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by k_against_everyone of mellie's cardboard box
mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)
Haiku # 12691, August 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself
Haiku # 12690, August 19, 2001 9:19 am ET
by k_against_everyone of coming from k's walnut
Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.
Haiku # 12689, August 19, 2001 6:02 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Missing Persons Bureau
Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie
Haiku # 12688, August 19, 2001 5:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts diary
I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.
Haiku # 12687, August 19, 2001 5:55 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts' litterbox
Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company
Haiku # 12686, August 19, 2001 5:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scott's mind
Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.
Haiku # 12685, August 19, 2001 5:50 am ET
by karen of Mellies mind
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684, August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683, August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682, August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.
Haiku # 12680, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part II
we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea
Haiku # 12679, August 18, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ap
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