Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703, August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702, August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701, August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 12700, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698, August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697, August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696, August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695, August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!
Haiku # 12694, August 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by bruce's dog of far away from bruce
this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat
Haiku # 12693, August 19, 2001 11:57 am ET
by bruce
Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!
Haiku # 12692, August 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by k_against_everyone of mellie's cardboard box
mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)
Haiku # 12691, August 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself
Haiku # 12690, August 19, 2001 9:19 am ET
by k_against_everyone of coming from k's walnut
Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.
Haiku # 12689, August 19, 2001 6:02 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Missing Persons Bureau
Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie
Haiku # 12688, August 19, 2001 5:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts diary
I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.
Haiku # 12687, August 19, 2001 5:55 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts' litterbox
Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company
Haiku # 12686, August 19, 2001 5:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scott's mind
Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.
Haiku # 12685, August 19, 2001 5:50 am ET
by karen of Mellies mind
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684, August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683, August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682, August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.
Haiku # 12680, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part II
we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea
Haiku # 12679, August 18, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ap
Old giant blender
will serve well as a bird bath
new game--swirly bird
Haiku # 12678, August 18, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mother honey died,
bugs are free,
bears kill dogs.
Haiku # 12677, August 18, 2001 9:32 am ET
by bat
i eat lots of pancakes
i like hotdogs too
...now we will die
Haiku # 12676, August 18, 2001 9:30 am ET
by bat
Haiku # 12675, August 18, 2001 7:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12674, August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12673, August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12672, August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12671, August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no advertising
this site is perfectly bad
without being worse
Haiku # 12670, August 18, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
entertaining fool !
you write for only yourself
a..........hahahaha
Haiku # 12669, August 18, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
advertising! yes!
we need advertising here
that video cam
Haiku # 12668, August 17, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
there's a little bit
just a bit of kitty,scott
and darla in us
Haiku # 12667, August 17, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by we are all darla
weekend here, oh boy!
henry rollins tomorrow
i love the mosh pit
Haiku # 12666, August 17, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by darla
Precious Moments dolls,
unfinished crossword puzzles,
Darla is so weird.
Haiku # 12665, August 17, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's Living Room
I see Kittenguts
Climbing over the back fence.
She's got a big knife.
Haiku # 12664, August 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's back yard
I see garden gnomes.
A little Welcome Home mat.
Salute the banal.
Haiku # 12663, August 17, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's front yard
Don't be mad at me!
Darla writes in a high whine.
God! How annoying!
Haiku # 12662, August 17, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of SF
Though my nerves are frayed
my mind is calm and liquid
the news was sooo good
Haiku # 12661, August 17, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
in the haiku wars,
some civilian causalities.
poetry is hell.
Haiku # 12660, August 17, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by scott
kitty, every time
you click on the "submit" link
you will think of me.
Haiku # 12659, August 17, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by scott
i did not write that
someone is using my name!
don't be mad at me
Haiku # 12658, August 17, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Darla
kittenguts is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!

Haiku # 12657, August 17, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Darla
a soft lullabye
the mother holds her child
an armful of love
Haiku # 12656, August 17, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Darla
her soul full of hope
now she stands at the crossroads
ready to decide...
Haiku # 12655, August 17, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Darla
the words on the page
an author seeks to tell us
a life thru his eyes
Haiku # 12654, August 17, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by Darla
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