mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)

i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself

Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.

Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie

I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.

Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company

Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.

Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.

I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.

red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming

the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one

i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.

we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea

Old giant blender
will serve well as a bird bath
new game--swirly bird

mother honey died,
bugs are free,
bears kill dogs.

i eat lots of pancakes
i like hotdogs too
...now we will die

no advertising
this site is perfectly bad
without being worse

entertaining fool !
you write for only yourself
a..........hahahaha

advertising! yes!
we need advertising here
that video cam

there's a little bit
just a bit of kitty,scott
and darla in us

weekend here, oh boy!
henry rollins tomorrow
i love the mosh pit

Precious Moments dolls,
unfinished crossword puzzles,
Darla is so weird.

I see Kittenguts
Climbing over the back fence.
She's got a big knife.

I see garden gnomes.
A little Welcome Home mat.
Salute the banal.

Don't be mad at me!
Darla writes in a high whine.
God! How annoying!

Though my nerves are frayed
my mind is calm and liquid
the news was sooo good

in the haiku wars,
some civilian causalities.
poetry is hell.

kitty, every time
you click on the "submit" link
you will think of me.

i did not write that
someone is using my name!
don't be mad at me

kittenguts is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!

a soft lullabye
the mother holds her child
an armful of love

her soul full of hope
now she stands at the crossroads
ready to decide...

the words on the page
an author seeks to tell us
a life thru his eyes

i think scott is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!

my future is bright
for i am young and in love
live for the good times!

summer is ending
the light is fading faster
i have lost my tan

i love grandma's cock
it feels so good in my mouth
cum stains on my chin

a meadow of green
the bright yellow of the sun
your laughter warms me

the moon is shining
my heart is beating fast
soon will come the dawn

i loved that movie
"josie & the pussycats"
i saw it 6 times

what is bad haiku?
should it have a beginning?
or an end even

if it does not rhyme?
what about punctuation?
so's grammar a crock?

what number of lines?
do syllables really count?
grandma has a what?

when the one small line
reads no haiku submitted
is that bad haiku?

a fluffy bunny
and a cuddly puppy dog
what could be cuter!!!