Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

summer is ending
the light is fading faster
i have lost my tan
Haiku # 12650, August 17, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i love grandma's cock
it feels so good in my mouth
cum stains on my chin
Haiku # 12649, August 17, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by scott of hh
a meadow of green
the bright yellow of the sun
your laughter warms me
Haiku # 12648, August 17, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moon is shining
my heart is beating fast
soon will come the dawn
Haiku # 12647, August 17, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i loved that movie
"josie & the pussycats"
i saw it 6 times
Haiku # 12646, August 17, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by Chandler
what is bad haiku?
should it have a beginning?
or an end even

if it does not rhyme?
what about punctuation?
so's grammar a crock?

what number of lines?
do syllables really count?
grandma has a what?
Haiku # 12645, August 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
when the one small line
reads no haiku submitted
is that bad haiku?
Haiku # 12644, August 17, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 12643, August 17, 2001 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a fluffy bunny
and a cuddly puppy dog
what could be cuter!!!
Haiku # 12642, August 17, 2001 2:59 am ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Haiku # 12641, August 17, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I loved Mary Jane
Neiring, even though she was
a starling, chirp, chirp
Haiku # 12640, August 17, 2001 12:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
he sees the red flesh;
all the pain i caused me.
not understanding.
Haiku # 12639, August 17, 2001 12:30 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
aching for the love
that was never tangible
it squeezes my heart.
Haiku # 12638, August 17, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
starving stomach growls
i wish i didn't need it
this is hard on me.
Haiku # 12637, August 17, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
my blues consume me
overcoming my dark reds
i need new colors
Haiku # 12636, August 16, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
please- write something good
say something intelligent
NO- i won't comply
Haiku # 12635, August 16, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
jostle titts? humption?
i think i was in humption
nice place! real friendly
Haiku # 12634, August 16, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by bruce
Anticipation
at staring at my body
decapitation
Haiku # 12633, August 16, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i would like to write
about bunnies & puppies
but they bore me so
Haiku # 12632, August 16, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
My scratching has failed
writings on my insides itch
clawing to get out
Haiku # 12631, August 16, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Beaker's the silent one
He holds the gun, and I talk
Gimme all yer damn lemons!!!!
Haiku # 12630, August 16, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Chandler
A non-believer
once said, 'Bah, to gravity!'
fell, and now is dead
Haiku # 12629, August 16, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am a pussy
When it comes to head problems
Get me morphine, please
Haiku # 12628, August 16, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Chandler
beaker is so smart
he knows when to shut his beak
unlike his owner ;)
Haiku # 12627, August 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
My roses are here
bundled up and tied with blue
perfectly for you
Haiku # 12626, August 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two minutes will pass
and I will sit watching time
slowly skin my hide
Haiku # 12625, August 16, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you kit, Beaker's here
He says he misses you lots
No bbq, ok?
Haiku # 12624, August 16, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Chandler
In through my entrance
curling around my insides
I feel you wrap tight
Haiku # 12623, August 16, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sinus infection
or maybe my addiction
for your thick blue paint
Haiku # 12622, August 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
at first i was 'fraid
i was petrified i kept
thinking "cock's too big"
Haiku # 12621, August 16, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by Chandler
why do i luv joel?
cause he is my amigo
on borrowed time, though...
>_<
Haiku # 12620, August 16, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
With your hands so smooth
you're getting into my grooves
affecting my moods
Haiku # 12619, August 16, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you see your mistakes?
you want to imitate me?
don't type in caps, genius
Haiku # 12618, August 16, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Scott and Kit - the love
Two hearts, long-lost, found today
Marriage is a must
Haiku # 12617, August 16, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Chandler
I anticipate
the best of news or the worst
and so now, I wait
Haiku # 12616, August 16, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I miss Scott so much.
When will he return to me?
Now I have no life.
Haiku # 12615, August 16, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
we were having fun...
im sorry you have to work :(
let's play again soon!
Haiku # 12614, August 16, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
signing off for now.
kittyguts, i have to work
go outside and play
Haiku # 12613, August 16, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by scott
what's the matter, dude?
you wanted my attention
you've got it, sunshine!
Haiku # 12612, August 16, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
so sorry, kitty -
even if i did like boys
you'd still make me puke.
Haiku # 12611, August 16, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by scott
oh...you're an "adult"...
how many boys have you raped?
child molester
Haiku # 12610, August 16, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you are my puppet
i make you reply to me
too dumb to know it
Haiku # 12609, August 16, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.
Haiku # 12608, August 16, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by scott
"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.
Haiku # 12607, August 16, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by scott
when you want to flame
do it the correct way first
loose the diaper, chump
Haiku # 12606, August 16, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i repeated it
as i'd do with a small child.
do you get it now?
Haiku # 12605, August 16, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by scott
"get over yourself"
you said this TWICE already
you are no challenge
Haiku # 12604, August 16, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in your wildest dreams.
pussyguts, you're boring me
get over yourself
Haiku # 12603, August 16, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by scott
you are MY bitch, scott
you've fucked with the wrong person
get used to that fact
Haiku # 12601, August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
look, i want to help.
go back on the lithium,
see a therapist.
Haiku # 12600, August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by scott
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