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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
aching for the love
that was never tangible
it squeezes my heart.
Haiku # 12638 ↗ August 17, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
starving stomach growls
i wish i didn't need it
this is hard on me.
Haiku # 12637 ↗ August 17, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
my blues consume me
overcoming my dark reds
i need new colors
Haiku # 12636 ↗ August 16, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
please- write something good
say something intelligent
NO- i won't comply
Haiku # 12635 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
jostle titts? humption?
i think i was in humption
nice place! real friendly
Haiku # 12634 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by bruce
Anticipation
at staring at my body
decapitation
Haiku # 12633 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i would like to write
about bunnies & puppies
but they bore me so
Haiku # 12632 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
My scratching has failed
writings on my insides itch
clawing to get out
Haiku # 12631 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Beaker's the silent one
He holds the gun, and I talk
Gimme all yer damn lemons!!!!
Haiku # 12630 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Chandler
A non-believer
once said, 'Bah, to gravity!'
fell, and now is dead
Haiku # 12629 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am a pussy
When it comes to head problems
Get me morphine, please
Haiku # 12628 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Chandler
beaker is so smart
he knows when to shut his beak
unlike his owner ;)
Haiku # 12627 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
My roses are here
bundled up and tied with blue
perfectly for you
Haiku # 12626 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two minutes will pass
and I will sit watching time
slowly skin my hide
Haiku # 12625 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you kit, Beaker's here
He says he misses you lots
No bbq, ok?
Haiku # 12624 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Chandler
In through my entrance
curling around my insides
I feel you wrap tight
Haiku # 12623 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sinus infection
or maybe my addiction
for your thick blue paint
Haiku # 12622 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
at first i was 'fraid
i was petrified i kept
thinking "cock's too big"
Haiku # 12621 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by Chandler
why do i luv joel?
cause he is my amigo
on borrowed time, though...
>_<
Haiku # 12620 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
With your hands so smooth
you're getting into my grooves
affecting my moods
Haiku # 12619 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you see your mistakes?
you want to imitate me?
don't type in caps, genius
Haiku # 12618 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Scott and Kit - the love
Two hearts, long-lost, found today
Marriage is a must
Haiku # 12617 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Chandler
I anticipate
the best of news or the worst
and so now, I wait
Haiku # 12616 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I miss Scott so much.
When will he return to me?
Now I have no life.
Haiku # 12615 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
we were having fun...
im sorry you have to work :(
let's play again soon!
Haiku # 12614 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
signing off for now.
kittyguts, i have to work
go outside and play
Haiku # 12613 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by scott
what's the matter, dude?
you wanted my attention
you've got it, sunshine!
Haiku # 12612 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
so sorry, kitty -
even if i did like boys
you'd still make me puke.
Haiku # 12611 ↗ August 16, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by scott
oh...you're an "adult"...
how many boys have you raped?
child molester
Haiku # 12610 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you are my puppet
i make you reply to me
too dumb to know it
Haiku # 12609 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.
Haiku # 12608 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by scott
"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.
Haiku # 12607 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by scott
when you want to flame
do it the correct way first
loose the diaper, chump
Haiku # 12606 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i repeated it
as i'd do with a small child.
do you get it now?
Haiku # 12605 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by scott
"get over yourself"
you said this TWICE already
you are no challenge
Haiku # 12604 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in your wildest dreams.
pussyguts, you're boring me
get over yourself
Haiku # 12603 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by scott
you are MY bitch, scott
you've fucked with the wrong person
get used to that fact
Haiku # 12601 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
look, i want to help.
go back on the lithium,
see a therapist.
Haiku # 12600 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by scott
why not admit it?
raping the corpse of elvis
is what you live for
Haiku # 12599 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
poor pathetic pig
not used to getting ass fucked???
i don't believe that...
Haiku # 12598 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"we're so impressed"???
who is this "WE" you speak of?
you & your dollies?
Haiku # 12597 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
there must be a spark
before you can have a flame
scott, your match is wet
Haiku # 12596 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
pathetic lowlife
thrilled by typing "hell" and "gore" -
we're all so impressed.
Haiku # 12595 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by scott
what? you say a flame?
is that what you were doing?
sweet driveling drool
Haiku # 12594 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
flaming you, kitty,
is barely worth the effort.
don't flatter yourself.
Haiku # 12593 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by scott of hh
your bitchass is owned
though nobody would want it
try harder next time
Haiku # 12592 ↗ August 16, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
nasty skankass filth
you're a whore my dear, a whore
go play in traffic
Haiku # 12591 ↗ August 16, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
oh i am so scared
the haiku master is mad
did i touch a nerve?
Haiku # 12590 ↗ August 16, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
get lost, you moron
it i move to strike that
was not even haiku
Haiku # 12589 ↗ August 16, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i move to strike that
it was not even haiku
get lost, you moron
Haiku # 12588 ↗ August 16, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by scott of hh