Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

when you want to flame
do it the correct way first
loose the diaper, chump
Haiku # 12606, August 16, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i repeated it
as i'd do with a small child.
do you get it now?
Haiku # 12605, August 16, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by scott
"get over yourself"
you said this TWICE already
you are no challenge
Haiku # 12604, August 16, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in your wildest dreams.
pussyguts, you're boring me
get over yourself
Haiku # 12603, August 16, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by scott
you are MY bitch, scott
you've fucked with the wrong person
get used to that fact
Haiku # 12601, August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
look, i want to help.
go back on the lithium,
see a therapist.
Haiku # 12600, August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by scott
why not admit it?
raping the corpse of elvis
is what you live for
Haiku # 12599, August 16, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
poor pathetic pig
not used to getting ass fucked???
i don't believe that...
Haiku # 12598, August 16, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"we're so impressed"???
who is this "WE" you speak of?
you & your dollies?
Haiku # 12597, August 16, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
there must be a spark
before you can have a flame
scott, your match is wet
Haiku # 12596, August 16, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
pathetic lowlife
thrilled by typing "hell" and "gore" -
we're all so impressed.
Haiku # 12595, August 16, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by scott
what? you say a flame?
is that what you were doing?
sweet driveling drool
Haiku # 12594, August 16, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
flaming you, kitty,
is barely worth the effort.
don't flatter yourself.
Haiku # 12593, August 16, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by scott of hh
your bitchass is owned
though nobody would want it
try harder next time
Haiku # 12592, August 16, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
nasty skankass filth
you're a whore my dear, a whore
go play in traffic
Haiku # 12591, August 16, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
oh i am so scared
the haiku master is mad
did i touch a nerve?
Haiku # 12590, August 16, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
get lost, you moron
it i move to strike that
was not even haiku
Haiku # 12589, August 16, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i move to strike that
it was not even haiku
get lost, you moron
Haiku # 12588, August 16, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by scott of hh
kittyguts, kittyguts
do what you need to
i like you : )
Haiku # 12587, August 16, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ok, kittyguts
thanks for showing me the light.
still live at mom's house?
Haiku # 12586, August 16, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by scott of hh
band-aids for your heart
your crushed & broken lil' heart
bleed to death, you gimp
Haiku # 12585, August 16, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
whine & complain, wuss
somebody break your dolly?
take a midol, slut!
Haiku # 12584, August 16, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
so fucking witty
let's all hide behind our words
nobody escapes
Haiku # 12583, August 16, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
swear, curse, cuss & foul
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
no- i kiss YOUR dad
Haiku # 12582, August 16, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you will be beaten
like a red headed stepchild
worthless assrammer
Haiku # 12581, August 16, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the ink & paint world
colors flow & splash & mix
twat! you killed kenny!
Haiku # 12580, August 16, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
will you be happy?
when i whip out the big eel
and skullfuck you blind
Haiku # 12579, August 16, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame
Haiku # 12578, August 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass
Haiku # 12577, August 16, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission
Haiku # 12576, August 16, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by scott of hh
i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.
Haiku # 12575, August 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first. damn it
Haiku # 12574, August 16, 2001 3:16 pm ET
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Haiku # 12573, August 16, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by scott of hh
we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot
Haiku # 12572, August 16, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!
Haiku # 12571, August 16, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Miss Everything of but I saw 12554!
ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.
Haiku # 12570, August 16, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Miss Everything
i ate one dozen
oysters - only seven worked
i am too greedy
Haiku # 12569, August 16, 2001 7:37 am ET
by ap
you are fucking pigs.
why can't you just leave me be?
insomnia sucks.
Haiku # 12568, August 16, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
I know how to blow
just make an O with my lips
then I suck it in

I breathe out sighing
I suck greedily again
O I blow more then

Haiku # 12567, August 16, 2001 4:59 am ET
by mellie, going in circles
dreaming of music
playing the didgeridoo
sucking and blowing
Haiku # 12566, August 16, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie

my deep-fried swordfish
laid on a sizzling platter:
......the better to eat
Haiku # 12565, August 16, 2001 4:23 am ET
by ronin@needagoodblo

........my juicy oysters
steamed red hot to perfection
.......now on the menu
Haiku # 12564, August 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by ronin@specialtyfortheday

....rhinoplasty and
maxillo-facial trauma
.need... anaesthesia
Haiku # 12563, August 16, 2001 4:13 am ET
by ronin@lookinforcuntland

......i am here, sheena
to be ravished and entwined
.....to do as you please
Haiku # 12562, August 16, 2001 4:06 am ET
by ronin@nowtheflablessone
oysters succulent
salmon melting on my tongue
eating the ocean
Haiku # 12561, August 16, 2001 3:55 am ET
by mellie
the pulse is racing
the juices start flowing in
anticipation
Haiku # 12560, August 16, 2001 3:51 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12559, August 16, 2001 3:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
metamorphosis
tell butterflies "plus ca change"
and they'll laugh at you
Haiku # 12558, August 16, 2001 3:32 am ET
by ash
OK, this is good:
a man walks into a bar -
wait, how does it go?
Haiku # 12557, August 16, 2001 3:28 am ET
by scott of having let go of the Vogon fantasy, back in heartbreak hotel

.......azure canopy
eternal in the heavens
rough and rugged road
Haiku # 12556, August 16, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ronin@thecommission
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