Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

whine & complain, wuss
somebody break your dolly?
take a midol, slut!
Haiku # 12584, August 16, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
so fucking witty
let's all hide behind our words
nobody escapes
Haiku # 12583, August 16, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
swear, curse, cuss & foul
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
no- i kiss YOUR dad
Haiku # 12582, August 16, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you will be beaten
like a red headed stepchild
worthless assrammer
Haiku # 12581, August 16, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the ink & paint world
colors flow & splash & mix
twat! you killed kenny!
Haiku # 12580, August 16, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
will you be happy?
when i whip out the big eel
and skullfuck you blind
Haiku # 12579, August 16, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame
Haiku # 12578, August 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass
Haiku # 12577, August 16, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission
Haiku # 12576, August 16, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by scott of hh
i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.
Haiku # 12575, August 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first. damn it
Haiku # 12574, August 16, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by 0010 1010011
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Haiku # 12573, August 16, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by scott of hh
we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot
Haiku # 12572, August 16, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!
Haiku # 12571, August 16, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Miss Everything of but I saw 12554!
ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.
Haiku # 12570, August 16, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Miss Everything
i ate one dozen
oysters - only seven worked
i am too greedy
Haiku # 12569, August 16, 2001 7:37 am ET
by ap
you are fucking pigs.
why can't you just leave me be?
insomnia sucks.
Haiku # 12568, August 16, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
I know how to blow
just make an O with my lips
then I suck it in

I breathe out sighing
I suck greedily again
O I blow more then

Haiku # 12567, August 16, 2001 4:59 am ET
by mellie, going in circles
dreaming of music
playing the didgeridoo
sucking and blowing
Haiku # 12566, August 16, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie

my deep-fried swordfish
laid on a sizzling platter:
......the better to eat
Haiku # 12565, August 16, 2001 4:23 am ET
by ronin@needagoodblo

........my juicy oysters
steamed red hot to perfection
.......now on the menu
Haiku # 12564, August 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by ronin@specialtyfortheday

....rhinoplasty and
maxillo-facial trauma
.need... anaesthesia
Haiku # 12563, August 16, 2001 4:13 am ET
by ronin@lookinforcuntland

......i am here, sheena
to be ravished and entwined
.....to do as you please
Haiku # 12562, August 16, 2001 4:06 am ET
by ronin@nowtheflablessone
oysters succulent
salmon melting on my tongue
eating the ocean
Haiku # 12561, August 16, 2001 3:55 am ET
by mellie
the pulse is racing
the juices start flowing in
anticipation
Haiku # 12560, August 16, 2001 3:51 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12559, August 16, 2001 3:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
metamorphosis
tell butterflies "plus ca change"
and they'll laugh at you
Haiku # 12558, August 16, 2001 3:32 am ET
by ash
OK, this is good:
a man walks into a bar -
wait, how does it go?
Haiku # 12557, August 16, 2001 3:28 am ET
by scott of having let go of the Vogon fantasy, back in heartbreak hotel

.......azure canopy
eternal in the heavens
rough and rugged road
Haiku # 12556, August 16, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ronin@thecommission
anticipation
surpasses the fulfillment
fantasy denied
Haiku # 12555, August 15, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ap
ice pack labia
ready to pull up your skirt
at water fountain
Haiku # 12554, August 15, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by bruce
perhaps kittenguts
should be rescued from the Earth
for a slower death.
Haiku # 12553, August 15, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by scott
the bra is quite full
mounds of silky, supple flesh
want chicken delight!
Haiku # 12552, August 15, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
marcia brady's nose
it got hit by a football
i'd still bang her ass
Haiku # 12551, August 15, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"fuku" is the word
the Japanese word for "skirt"
i am a pervert
Haiku # 12550, August 15, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
harry is a cunt
you should have saved nurse lisa
die muthafucker!!!!
Haiku # 12549, August 15, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in the Vogon ship
i gaze on my home planet
before its demise.

it's a blue marble
shrouded with marshmallow fluff
and crawling with ants.
Haiku # 12548, August 15, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
the Earth in my sights,
ready for demolition -
any last haiku?
Haiku # 12547, August 15, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
12503- Marie Fjordholm and
12369- tamarama - you've got MALE!
@8530-but no one loves ME*
----*nude plunge!
Haiku # 12546, August 15, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
frantically, i push
the switch over and over.
what's that clicking sound?
Haiku # 12545, August 15, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
Horse power like a train
culminating to push out
last of the Kling-ons.
Haiku # 12544, August 15, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
It finally comes.
Unexpected; still, I'm thankful
Where is my TP?!!
Haiku # 12543, August 15, 2001 8:51 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
should the earth be spared?
with my finger on the switch,
I think of cheez whiz
Haiku # 12542, August 15, 2001 7:52 am ET
by scott of captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
wristled slurgemonkey,
goadled in thy bluggerwort -
i slook with plegma.
Haiku # 12541, August 15, 2001 7:25 am ET
by scott of abducted by Vogons
a new aversion
windows critical update
ah.... newer version
Haiku # 12540, August 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
Avalanche of work
Do your own frikkin' typing
Lazy Boss's wife.
Haiku # 12539, August 15, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Primordial Slime
under the ocean
is the agreement "squid pro quo"
when molluscs shell out
Haiku # 12538, August 15, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ash
quest denied again
Green Monster crucifixion
Ruth you cocksucker
Haiku # 12537, August 14, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by BoB
where's my pencil, quick
gotta write down these rare gems
damn,let go of pants
Haiku # 12536, August 14, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by bruce
goth is so boring.
Hell is just another place
how bad could it be?
Haiku # 12535, August 14, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by scott of hh
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